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Who Needs Tainted Dog Food

Note, Don't tie your dog up outside a Chinese Restaurant

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 14th 2007

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Who Needs Tainted Dog Food
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Bad idea to play fetch with a knife as big as your dog.
11 years ago
but its ok if its smaller than your dog?
11 years ago
Oh yeah of course! Great training device.
11 years ago
training for what exactly? lol
11 years ago
It's pretty good training for when he gets into a knife fight with a Maine coon cat.
11 years ago
...that's kinda fucked up.
11 years ago
yeah
11 years ago
poor puppy.
11 years ago
wow.. no jokes? thats a first
11 years ago
Not to split hairs here, but I'm not sure this was an accident(note: sarcasm-for all you dumbfuck newbs).
11 years ago
apply directly to forehead
11 years ago
Head on!!!
11 years ago
you guys. this actually made me cry. for serious. :-(
11 years ago
MUWAHAHA... hey, I'll collect your tears and sell them on e-Bay!
11 years ago
wairo thats prob the gayest comment ive ever seen you say.
11 years ago
No, communism is gay. Wario is a capitalist go-getter....can I have some tears for free?
11 years ago
why sure.
11 years ago
That's not capitalist at all, I think that's Roma.
11 years ago
i know what you mean SMC i can neer stand cruelty to animals, criminals killing criminals im sensless, well that and japscat thanks to ms
11 years ago
SMC, by chance are you a gypsy? Or do you already have the AIDS?
11 years ago
what?
11 years ago
Sorry, "Borat" reference, you'd have to see the movie, but remember, you'll never get that hour and a half back...
11 years ago
and to make it worse... that guy's choking the dog.
11 years ago
(im posting a bunch on this. heads up)
he did it so smerf cant stick his penis in its mouth anymore
11 years ago
that dog has a mighty piercing stare
11 years ago
hehe
Furst!
11 years ago
Wow, a dog with a walking handle.
11 years ago
rambo is gay
11 years ago
i love you too
11 years ago
but please
for future reference
try to use the reply button
it makes for a much more organised comment section
11 years ago
Now the real question. Take it out and have that dog in all kinds of pain, or just push it a little further and put the poor bastard out of his misery? 'Course, he gets paid for number one, but number two ends up as a free meal, so... Tough call.
11 years ago
not really, that knife is probably lodged between the dog's hemispheres, they could remove the knife and the dog could only be left with some minor damage to the brain, thats of course the best scenario, it could also die =(

and i dont see where "all kinds of pain" would come from... the brain cant feel
11 years ago
How about your scalp and skull?
11 years ago
It doesn't matter if it goes right between the two hemispheres, that will still fuck the dog up. Loss of blood pressure, severing the corpus collusom, theres an internal cavity that produces cerbrospinal fluid, etc, etc.
11 years ago
yes of course it matters smerf! if it didnt go between the hemispheres the blade would damage the brain directly! and that would be much worse. this way the blade only severed some conections between the hemispheres, wich would cause far less consequences than if the blade hit the hemisphere. loss of blood presure? i dont see any blood loss, and the dog is standing up. the problem would be internal bleeding causing intracranial hipertension, now that is dangerous. loss of LCR is dangerous but not so much, especially since it doesnt seem to be loosing any liquids. the main problem i see with a balde going too deep would be damagin the cardiorespiratory control, but it didnt (at least not when it got in, but it might going out =( effectively killing the dog). there are some other complications (meningitis) but thats not the issue right now, what i was trying to say is that if the blade in fact only damaged the space between hemispheres, theres a very good chance that the dog can walk out of it with very minor consequences. i have in fact read of a case where a patient got a bullet right in the forehead, and the bullet went all the way to the middle of the brain, but only damaged the space between hemispheres. that patient still has the bullet today, and it doesnt bother him at all.
11 years ago
and scalp and skull is not what i call ALL KINDS OF PAIN dayofthedante
11 years ago
Soooo, ummm, are we done debating the specifics that this whiskey is just gonna erase anyways??? It's a dog with a knife stuck in it's skull...let's just keep to the korean meatshop jokes, k.
11 years ago
Ergonomic pets.
11 years ago
hahahahhahahaha
11 years ago
Wow, I just can't get a handle on this one. I can't think of anything cutting or inciseful to say.
11 years ago
teach me
11 years ago
who could do that man? the human race is dissappointing
11 years ago
That looks like a quality vet office. It probably doubles as a hospital.
11 years ago
Why would anyone do this, when antifreeze is such an easy solution to all of your neighbor's annoying pet problems?
11 years ago
Just why in the fuck would some careless dolt attempt genital mutilation while having this obviously precious pooch licking their taint?!? This kinda shit just makes me sick!
11 years ago
This dog is very smart. He totally gets the point.
11 years ago
good dog!. I must learn my dog this trick too.
11 years ago
:..........(
11 years ago
the dog deserve it...
11 years ago
Did it make fun of your small penis?
11 years ago
thats not all.....you see he bite off half of my dick, so now i have a even smaller dick.
11 years ago
That's too bad. What are you left with?
11 years ago
Whats half of nothing.
11 years ago
Cutter.
11 years ago
its so small so you need an microscope to see it.
11 years ago
not even the hubble telescope would see your penis from a meter El_wanko
11 years ago
You need the telescope to see my penis, that's how fucking far away the tip of it is. Venus brushes by it once in a while and gives me a woody.
11 years ago
And there are Klingons surrounding Uranus.
11 years ago
One numba 13 comin light up mista! You wan flied lice wid dat?
11 years ago
hahahahahahaha...hilarious...u know ur goin to hell right?
11 years ago
sliced or shaved???
11 years ago
dik, edit yourself.
11 years ago
hank......sigh
11 years ago
dik......sigh
11 years ago
The cutting edge of dog training.

Seriously, though, poor pooch. I hate to see pets mutilated... :(
11 years ago
i'm gonna say fake on this one too... it just doesnt look right for some reason. but either way, you bunch of candy asses that cried over this pic. its a dog, i'm sure there's millions of others in a pound that are about to be terminated as we speak. i dont see anyone trying to adopt them because they have such love for animals.
11 years ago
add a few steak knives, maybe a serated edge and you've got yourself quite a knife block
11 years ago
that will probebly be the christmus present of the year.....i would get one dog head to my kitchen.
11 years ago
ive bee nlooking at pictures and videos on muchosucko for over a couple of years now at least. ive seen alot of shit. ive become very desensatised because of this awsome site and ive even developed the ability of eating dinner while watchign self penis mutilation videos. its safe to say i can handle alot of disturbing shit. but for some reason, despite all my mental defense, this made me pretty sick. i think its because in my mind i percieve it as intentional. so its not actualy the act or image but just the subject of intention that makes me sick. i dont even know if it was intentional, but man, nothing has made me feel this way on the internet in a long time.
11 years ago
sao paulo, brazil?
11 years ago
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