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Drunk Bikini Chick

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by yak

submitted April 11th 2007

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huh... Hey....flush the damn toilet...and put the lid back up!!!
11 years ago
Cool, and we get to see with Quagmire-vision.... giggity, gg-gg-ig...
11 years ago
i think everyone here has been that drunk, and shit man. it sucks.
11 years ago
I rather enjoy it. In fact I looked for that buzz all through High School...and sometimes I found it.
11 years ago
Ahh, Mexico. Days I'll never forget, nights I'll never remember.
11 years ago
hahahaha
russia too
i went over spring break
i literally only remember the plane rides
11 years ago
Ahh, Havisu, Arizona; places I can never go back to...
11 years ago
Ahh Mexico. Donkey shows and diarrhea. Tecate in Tijuana. Dos Equis y uno borracho.
11 years ago
ive never been that drunk.. i know my limits.. besides how you gonna fuck the HOT drunk girls if youre too wasted to prey on the good ones?
11 years ago
thats why its good to have shit vision
you can get out of the room and that way
if you did get the ugly one
you wont know
11 years ago
I'm still looking for my limits.
11 years ago
god speed.
11 years ago
i know my limits
i just rarely respect them
i can do 6 shots after the first face burner
11 years ago
second burner is too far
11 years ago
In my defense, I was 16, weighed 150 lbs and drank most of a bottle of mescal. We still aren't sure what happened to the worm, but we think I took that with a shot, too. In the years since, I haven't found the limit to where I'll black out again.
11 years ago
Have you every been so drunk that you can actually feel your lungs stop working? -Uh yah, me neither.
11 years ago
um yeahhhh smerf
your defense
doesnt quite work
the weight part helps a bit
but
im 16 and i can control myself when it matters
11 years ago
drunk chicks are easy
11 years ago
but u dont want them to be puking all over u when ur rooting
11 years ago
That's why you knock them out with a quick, painless blow to the head. Painless for you, anyway.
11 years ago
Make sure your screwing doggie style in someone elses room
11 years ago
You know when your drinking you reach the highest point when you can say HELL I´M GOOD!! You think your funny and that chicks dig you.You know the Good Peak of drinking.when you reach that peak DON´T DRINK ANYMORE!!!!!!your not going any higher on your damn peak but fall and go downhill,Puking all the way down.
11 years ago
shes lucky there was no college dudes around to "help" her
11 years ago
haha so you figure it has to be a college kid huh? Why not an octopus? They're playas
11 years ago
good point! octoplayas are animals
11 years ago
@ dik, true unless someone got a bag of coke and then no one gives a shit about anything but who gets the next leener
11 years ago
i think she have to meet the manslapper from the other vid , then clean that shit up in no time
11 years ago
aww i miss those days :)
11 years ago
why miss em? get drunk right now
11 years ago
I miss them too. Maybe I'll try to reminisce this Saturday.
11 years ago
"Can we go na? Can we go na???" SHUT THE FUCK UP!
11 years ago
It's not even that she was drunk, it's that she was stupid, too. You don't sit in front of the porcelain god, you kneel. It's easier to stand up afterward.
11 years ago
you obviously havent been that drunk if you've never been compelled to sit/lay on the floor of a public bathroom...she probably started by kneeling and then fell on her butt and said fuck it :)
11 years ago
Actually, I've been at least that drunk (actually, drunker, but I blacked out on a lounge chair on the beach). Even then, I still knelt in front of the toilet. FTI, beef flavored cup-o-noodles do not mix well with alcohol.
11 years ago
neither does does half a dozen scrambled eggs...
^bare ass on a public bathroom floor just screams "I don't really give a fuck"
11 years ago
on my 21st I got kicked out of a bar because I fell down next to the toilet and couldn't get up. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I woke up at home on my kitchen floor, half naked with my door kicked in ( I think I did it, but who knows). Good times.
11 years ago
oh yeah, and sloppy joes aren't a great breakfast food after a long night of drinking.
11 years ago
i did the 21 shot thing on my birthday... the last thing i remember was drinking a bright pink drink at a creepy bowling alley. i was told i fell flat on my face in the snow on my way up to my apartment. my eyes were swollen shut in the morning and my bra and underwear were gone lol
11 years ago
Underwear Gnomes?
11 years ago
hahaha, underpants gnomes.
11 years ago
Well, all the Pedo-Puke Fetishists should really enjoy this clip...
11 years ago
that looks like a few too many raspberry kamakazis in that shitter. oh and there's alot of pink vomit in the toilet too.
11 years ago
My mother-in-law would be proud,I'm 98.64% that's my sister-in-law in that vid...
11 years ago
>my best drunk off my ass storys theres a tie, once i got so trashed they threw me in the tub and i puked all over my self, and they put a rolled up old dirty rug on me, then i went to work, and the other can be found on my myspace linky linky: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=2553518&blogID=4024836&MyToken=c5605ca9-f16f-4943-919e-dc2539fe6b62
11 years ago
It's like being out with the girls at work....
11 years ago
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