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Porsche, Birds Eye View

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 7th 2007

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Porsche, Birds Eye View
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Fabio's car?
10 years ago
Can't top that one.
10 years ago
i'm not getting it.. who's fabio?
10 years ago
I think they mean "fabio" the famous man modell with long ugly hair.
10 years ago
He is a guy that caught a bird in the face while riding a rollercoaster, it was a pretty funny video.
10 years ago
link please?
10 years ago
Fabio is/was the most famous male model through the 80's and into the 90's. The most recent thing I can think of him appearing in is "Dude, Where's My Car?" where he was the guy in the sports car with the hot chick. I'm not sure if it was a rollercoaster or a convertible, but he did take a bird to the face at high speed.
10 years ago
Definately a rollercoaster...what a great photo opp! They couldn't stop the ride for his dumb ass, so the blood gushing out of his nose was smeared across his face from front to back from the wind! What a bovine twat! Wish I was sitting next to him when it happened...I would've smashed his nose again and claimed it was all due to the damn goose that had just hammer fucked his face.
10 years ago
Legal, stop.
10 years ago
What did I do this time Nova? I only wanted to contribute something as rediculous as what 98% of the other members post.
10 years ago
BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!
10 years ago
I bet that bird put a big denk in this dudes wallet!
10 years ago
I wonder how fast he was going?
10 years ago
A pigeon can fly 50 to 60 mph
10 years ago
so you're hypothesizing that this bird; no longer content with merely crapping upon vehicles, decided to kamikazi itself into a parked porsche? I like it
10 years ago

ill take a stab at it and say this happened while driving. Cars move around a lot.
10 years ago
Someone for got to unfreeze the pigeon.
10 years ago
Looks like nobody got that one Nova, By the way hows your cannon working these days?
10 years ago
Little off to the left...
10 years ago
If he calls Diamond Auto Glass to repair that,he'll get a free box of Omaha steaks...
10 years ago
Hey, did anyone check out the uncensored clip from Family called "Douchebags"? It features Peter taking a dump onto oncoming traffic, hitting Lois's car (with Stewie in the passenger seat). Later, Stewie is heard muttering, "No, Mommy, the wipers don't work, they just make it worse."?
10 years ago
*Family Guy...
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Who hasn't??
10 years ago
meh, only a boxster
10 years ago
Actually, that's a Cayman.
10 years ago
Yeah, the boxster has a shorter front end.
10 years ago
no, its a boxster....it has a soft top, and it has seat back bars. the cayman lacks both of these
10 years ago
a 997 boxster S to be precise...red brake callipers..larger rear vents
10 years ago
My parents own a Boxster S and that is not a Boxster.
10 years ago
your parents may own a 996 then, that has different lights and, as you said, a shorter front end.
10 years ago
You have got to give the bird credit though, center mass on the windshield.
10 years ago
Its a ....fuck i forgot the english name but its a faisan is like a low flying bird.its like a big ass pigeon flying heres the link http://images.google.es/images?q=faisan&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:es-ES:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
10 years ago
pheasant?
10 years ago
My sister and I were riding in her exes mustang last summer doing about 90-100mph and had a bird hit the door jam on the passenger side and explode into the car, covering the both of us in bird chunks... I think it was a black bird.
10 years ago
ya? you think thats cool. try smacking a bird with your hand after it nearly misses the front of the car doing about 30mph... ok dont try it because it hurt really fucking bad!!
10 years ago
sweet car phone..
10 years ago
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