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Canada, Seal Pups

Mamma needs a new unbloody fur coat

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 7th 2007

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Canada, Seal Pups
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My real name is Beelzebub,
but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox news,
and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath,
and drink a zinfandel,
try to wash off
that baby seal smell,
and then I'll drink a toast to me
"Hey, here's to my hellll.... th"
My name is Satan, ah hah!
11 years ago
.................................................................
come again?
11 years ago
Looks more like Beelzebubba to me.
11 years ago
lol...Stephen Lynch "Beelz" its a great song...nice one smerf
11 years ago
Indeed, nice tie in man.
11 years ago
smerf are u drunk?
11 years ago
never mind song lyrics i get it...my bad
11 years ago
So this baby harp seal walks into a club...
11 years ago
This seal walks into a bar and the bar tender asks: " what will it be?" The seal replies: " Any thing but Canadian Club!"
11 years ago
"Canada Club on the rocks" works better. Rocks being slang for Ice.
11 years ago
I fuckin hate rye.
11 years ago
If nobody buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna poison this baby seal!
11 years ago
Your post remind me of that dude that made a site and told he would kill a rabbit of he wouldnt get like 100,000 USD in donations , and then he get 100,000USD and kill the rabbit anyway and put up pictures of the beheaded rabbit, haha that was so hilarious.....anybody remember ?
11 years ago
*rubs hands together* where's that fucking cat???
11 years ago
or the t.v. evangelist that needed a million bucks in twelve hours or he was going to die?
11 years ago
www.savetoby.com

thats what you mean, plantshit

that shit was hilarious
11 years ago
Fuck the seals. Save a newfie.
11 years ago
some of those people need those seals , true but hey man how about shooting them instead of clubbin them? at fucking least?
11 years ago
Bullets cost money.
11 years ago
right too expensive to shoot a gun. who could hurt a litttle old cute seal man think about it. anyone who could is not my friend
11 years ago
souls cost money too mosieur malone
11 years ago
Fuck sakes. Worse shit than that goes on CONSTANTLY in agriculture, but baby seals are cute and furry with big eyes so now we all are supposed to give a shit. How about all of the seals that are dying like flies now because they are so fucking overpopulated? The seal cull became a part of their natural order; take that away and what do you get? Too many fucking seals eating up all the fish and then dying of starvation. Death is death: a club upside the head is no less humane than a bullet. More humane, actually, since it is more reliable
11 years ago
I know a dude who's clubbed seals just like I know lots of them who castrate dozens of cows every year. None of them are horrible people, and until you declare yourself a total vegan you are no better. You're just paying others to perform these "atrocities" all nice and private where it needn't bother you. Get a fucking grip.
11 years ago
i'm boycotting the fastfood brands, at least, i'm working on it :P
i've seen the vids on PETA(i know, you don't have to say it, peta sucks etc) and i really dont want to contribute to that abuse.. so i try to eat biological meat(is that what they call it in english?) as much as i can.
11 years ago
You mean free-range maybe. Like it didn't spend it's entire short-ass existence in a tiny little cage. Or more likely it means that you buy food that has a little label on it telling you that you don't have to feel guily about eating it.
11 years ago
@Balls Someone should humanely give you a club upside the head. Your argument has many flaws. It's too lame to inspire enough interest in me to point them all out.
11 years ago
Shit, Hank, now you went and hurt my feelings.
11 years ago
dik: Try shooting a seal on an ice floe, and see how long you last. A bullet or the shock wave has to go somewhere... do the math. Seals may be all cute and cuddly, but you know what? They're partly responsible for the destruction of the fisheries that support a little over a Million people. The harvest isn't going to make them extinct, Seals are like roaches on the east coast... Pull your head out of Brigitte Bardot's vagina.
10 years ago
Hank: how is his argument faulty? If you eat any meat or dairy at all, wear leather, or anything of the like, you're part of it, your hands are bloody. You don't get meat off trees, pain or not, you're contributing. Accept it.
10 years ago
"..big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah!!"
11 years ago
Dennis Leary, fucking great!
11 years ago
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