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Meth Head Guts Himself

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 6th 2007

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Meth Head Guts Himself
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comments (73)
this is fake
10 years ago
Yea just another Aprils fools joke sorta like the moon landing, dinosaurs and the holocaust...you tell a lie too many times and eventually you gott keep it up to save face!
10 years ago
Dinosaurs?
10 years ago
Yeah Dinosaurs. How do you think they keep finding bones? They put them there thats fucking how, there is no other logical explanation!
10 years ago
okay orangetree
10 years ago
was that a bill hicks reference?^^^ if so well played, sir.
10 years ago
He was a samurai and this was the only way he could regain his honor.
10 years ago
Musashi Methamoto.
10 years ago
Obviously a warrior being hunted by your American police who unlike Europeans dont have a code of chivalry & do not forbid mistreatment of prisoners or other helpless people. For this reason, Muhahhi Methamoto had a reasonable expectation of being tortured after surrendering and would therefore be reluctant to be taken alive. Seppuku was his only real option!
10 years ago
He could of had sex with a fat girl, help the rest of us out. See, fat girls only have sex 2 or 3 times tops, so he's saving some drunk guy.
10 years ago
I don't know where you get your info Boom, but here in the states our officers are mostly pussy cats with a badge. They stop working everyday to have high tea, 2 hour lunches and most of the police stations close at 10:00pm. Ohh wait, that's you guys huh...
10 years ago
^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
....oh its fun to abuse the info on wiki, although its probable wrong anyway!
10 years ago
Thank Christ our police are not like the british, or they'd be surrendering to shoplifters.
10 years ago
...or surrendering to Japanese police. That's even worse.
10 years ago
he wanted to see if his stomach was lined with water or mucous. guess he'll never know now.
10 years ago
Arrr! Mucous is mainly made of water! I think! Someone check!
10 years ago
Chairman....? The floor is yours.
10 years ago
Actually, I'll take this one. The composition of mucus depends on where is was produced in the body and also on other physiological and genetic factors. Mucus is mainly composed of two parts: Mucin, which absorbs the other main ingredient, water. However, the mucin content (and other suspended elements, like salts) make up the majority of the mucus, not water.
10 years ago
I knew you would know that smerf. When it comes to nodules and bodily fluids, you are the go to guy.
And I'm proud to say I know you...
10 years ago
Hey, it's Tuesday. I was wrist deep in some old ladies thoracic cavity earlier.
10 years ago
I usually save that for weekends.
10 years ago
so she was a fister smerf?
10 years ago
Nope, she was dead.
10 years ago
Wow! Fisting dead old ladies? I think Mucho's taken over your life completely smerf.
10 years ago
...I think I'm going to give up now. I just can't win this one. Or better yet, run with it: It was two little old ladies and an old man.
10 years ago
ooh, see what smerf did there? that's the online equivalent of the infamous "rope-a-dope" technique.
10 years ago
Bet it was the Goatse man
10 years ago
Dumbass!
10 years ago
I say the little men that live under his toilet asked him where his poop comes from.
10 years ago
Least he didnt pee himself.
10 years ago
its ok you can say pissed here.
10 years ago
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
10 years ago
GET TO YOUR ROOM!
10 years ago
I'll not stand by while you defile the mucho atmosphere with your potty mouth.
10 years ago
Standards, we need to institute some standards here!
10 years ago
I am just shocked and apalled!
10 years ago
I made some special soap to wash out your mouth with.
10 years ago
What did you make it out of?
10 years ago
The finest ingredients Mucho has to offer.
10 years ago
Anyone for pizza?
10 years ago
I will piss on it.
10 years ago
Tinkle on it with your wee wee.
10 years ago
Mmmm, pizza... I think I'll go eat breakfast now.
10 years ago
Man, that took some GUTS to do THAT SHIT!
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
i dunno
it almost looks like he's sitting up on his own in some of them
i cant tell if he liver died
10 years ago
you kidney me not.. he was alive i say!
10 years ago
that was a knife one there k-billy
but nun will be as good as victorious on this page
(for the pun look at the guys shirt)
but for serious
that was nice
10 years ago
he didn't want to go out like an emo
10 years ago
For his next, he will attempt to extract his own brain and then put it back in. Let's cheer for him!!
10 years ago
"Um, Abby someone." "Abby who?" "Abby... Normal."
10 years ago
I bet the meth is the only thing keeping him alive at that point.
10 years ago
Really? I bet his heart had something to do with it, and his brain, lungs? And magnets, I dont know why, i just think magnets are important survival. Remember I said that, I will be famous for magnets providing infinate energy someday.
10 years ago
It looks like his head is moving, keeps switching sides.
10 years ago
good thing he's handcuffed...u know before he hurts himself
10 years ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug... but meth is a muthafucker!
10 years ago
Gods I hate fucking meth. Where I come from almost all the junkies are meth-heads now. Always had to run them off from the gas station. Twitchy, disgusting, suppurating motherfuckers, the lot of them. Had a couple friends flush their lives with the shit too.
10 years ago
my hearts bleeding for you...
10 years ago
Good... good... Now make your eyes bleed for me.
10 years ago
make your weener bleed for me while you're at it..
10 years ago
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster...
10 years ago
hahahahahahahah
10 years ago
little bitch just laying there with your guts spilling from your body, get up and walk that shit off pussy.
10 years ago
looks like alotta comments on this one
10 years ago
Your fucking brilliant
10 years ago
no, you're the brilliant one
10 years ago
no, i'm the brilliant one!
10 years ago
He seems fairly blase' about it.
10 years ago
Probably has lower back pain so he is just resting for a bit after all the moving around he did earlier.
10 years ago
I'll bet one of his meth buddies told him he could sell one of his kidneys for some cash and he got skills by watching discovery health channel.
10 years ago
I bet it seemed like a good idea at the time till he realised, "Oh fuck, this kinda hurts... why are my fingers all tingly?"
10 years ago
he always wondered what the term bloody entrails meant, now he doesnt have to look it up.
10 years ago
u were the entrail that came out of your mum, sorry to dissapoint.
10 years ago
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