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Ahhh to think what his excuse would be to his girlfriend when he can't perform

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by Starrsky

submitted April 3rd 2007

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... dont worry folks hes just faking it his penis is too small to be hit by such a tiny mallet
10 years ago
Whenever there's a video of a man showing his penis there are always those that refer to it as being tiny or small etc. I guarantee that if most of those people commenting had the balls to get their dicks out they'd be just as small.
10 years ago
Huge mallet of tiny penis, you just don't do that......unless you are a drunken...........you just don't!!!!!
10 years ago
...............................What?
10 years ago
MUWAHAHAHAHA!! "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" yep, liked how it sobered him up REAL fast.
10 years ago
Why is it that every party video from the UK seems kinda homosexual?
10 years ago
Cuz every party guy from the UK is.
10 years ago
There are absolutely no videos on here from America involving a penis and a party - absolutely none at all
10 years ago
Tenderize the meat
10 years ago
whack a mole...seriously tiny
10 years ago
hahahaha, that shit was whimsical. i would love to do that to someone except mabey use a 2X4 with a bunch of rusty nails sticking out.
10 years ago
Im game
10 years ago
I suppose that's one way to make it swell if you're suffering from E.D.
10 years ago
You guys have watch to much porno , most of the girl dont care about the size . The real world is not like in thoose porno movies get out of that dream and start living.
10 years ago
uhhhh what the fuck is wrong with your brain? how does that have anything to do with anything?
10 years ago
Nothing is wrong with my brain. Whats wrong with your brain?, read the comments, half of them make fun of small dicks.
10 years ago
It doesn't matter if girls care about the size. Guys do. It's like being richer or taller or smarter than someone - it makes you better. Guys compete against other guys, it's why some get places in life while others move out from their mom's place at 25, live in a shitty apartment with the fat chick they knocked up, and sweep buses for a living.

Girls compete in ways guys don't give a shit about too. Look at all the ads for eye-lash makeup. When was the last time any guy took his eyes of a woman's tits long enough to notice what her fucking eyelashes looked like?
10 years ago
This is the kind of things boys where I live did when they were like 14 years old, are you 14? You are so superficial and selfish , i hope no girl gets an ass like you for boyfriend. You just want to shine and think you are better then other you selfish asshole . You know what we should do , throw you into a cage and let you feel so perfect and better then all others for the rest of your life. I bet you dont have had an real relationship and know what love is because then you wouldnt have said this shit talk .
10 years ago
...all because a drunken man got his little willy out on a pool table
10 years ago
This is a vid of some idiot getting his dick hit, what the fuck has it got to do with love and relationships? Course guys will joke about it being small, it's human nature. Guys will also make jokes about those with huge dicks, it doesn't matter. Well, maybe it does matter to someone who has some sort of self-concious hang up about their own dick size. Get a life, or at least something on a higher level than your name suggests, Plantshit.
10 years ago
Mrfugsmucker: What the fuck has our discussion to do with you ? MAYBE its human nature when you are 13 years old! Not over 18 years . I already have a life like some people dont......mrfug...ops almost said someones names. I love my penis its great im so happy i have it , but thats not what we discuss here. Next time you write to me , be sure you say something with value.
10 years ago
.....almost forgot, i hate you ....fuck you!!
10 years ago
I think you will find that people on here are over 18 and still joke about penis size, so that's your little theory blown out of the water then. and what's this 'our discussion' shit? If you post any criticism addressed to 'you guys' on a site with free access you're gonna get shit back. Thank you for taking the time to hate me, I feel my work here is done.
10 years ago
You have so wrong...I didnt post my second post to "you guys" i post it to El_wanko.
10 years ago
Wrong again! your second post was to roozer, your THIRD post was to El_Wanko. Your fist post was an open one which basically told us to get a life (in a slightly longer way). So, wrong again I win thank you!
10 years ago
yeah guys leave shitplant alone, hes happy with his vastly undersized penis. he loves it, and his boyfriend Miguell's too...wait, that is what you were trying to openly boast by jumping to the defense of your peanut dicked bretherin, right?
10 years ago
Girls do care about size. Maybe they are looking down at your knob and saying "I don't care about size" but they do care about size.
10 years ago
Hey did you guys see that fucker get his little dick flattened? Oh, my bad... I was talking about the video.
10 years ago
I love you all. so very... very much.
10 years ago
Girls care about size, but only in the sense of too small to do any good, or so big it's going to hurt. That leaves a pretty good range in between. And studies have shown that guys who talk about their penis size a lot generally are worried about being small.
10 years ago
Aww, sorry Plantshit, I didn't mean to strike a nerve there. I sure hope your loving fat girlfriend will tell you it's ok that you have a small penis and live in your mom's basement. Things will be better when you get promoted to head bus-sweeper.
10 years ago
Would it be a bad time to mention that I think throwing midgits is fun?
10 years ago
If there is a bad time to mention that, I don't know when it is.
10 years ago
I have a small dick, but my balls are gigantic.
10 years ago
I'm glad that there seems to be a never ending supply of people like shitplant here who all but cease to make my day every time I witness the destruction of another one of their fragile little minds.
For having come out to the only website in the world thats truly designed to have somthing for what everybody really wants, and showing us you still managed to find nothing suiting your fragile emotional needs. On behalf of the muchosucko community I thank you, for the laughter at your expense has been enjoyed thoroughly
10 years ago
Mrfag: Im not wrong you mutilated vagina.I didnt told "you guys" to get a life i told them to get out of the dream world they live in . I have the worse hangover ever I will not even bother what you say.
10 years ago
You said, and I quote 'get out of that dream and start living.' Get a life, start living, not much difference there.
Oh, btw if I was a mutilated vagina I would've posted a photo of me here by now, so you're wrong yet again.
10 years ago
Its a big difference....i want to puke on you.
10 years ago
I thought he would use the board to fuck& cum on it.
10 years ago
Wee willy wacker, New game in England insted of darts, The best part is when his mate kisses it & makes it feel better.
10 years ago
*instead
10 years ago
I'll stick with my darts thanks. Oh and don't make fun of wee little willies unless you're in a stable, loving relationship, or else Plantshit will tell you off.
10 years ago
I think I shall import this new game to Canada. I know a few people that I would really like to drop the mallet on
10 years ago
I say he lost a bet and had to pay up.
10 years ago
Looks to me like he won!
10 years ago
foreskin
10 years ago
When I was a kid, we played a game where we would atand at both ends of the pool table, then fire (roll) the balls as hard as we fucking could against the opposite bumper. The only rule was you had to keep one hand on the table at all times. Many a broken finger, but the best was when the ball would roll up a guy's arm and catch him in the jaw. Good times.
10 years ago
I'm gonna guess you played catch with lawn darts too...
10 years ago
Lol..ya..lawn darts. -Why?
10 years ago
Is getting your junk smashed with a small hand sledge a new fad I'm not aware of?...
10 years ago
>damn frat boys
10 years ago
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