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20 Coffin Nails Per Pack

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 2nd 2007

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20 Coffin Nails Per Pack
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The skull still has facial hair. Nice try dicks, but I can totally tell this is fake.
11 years ago
Hmm enjoy my life now or wait to die in an old folkes home or hospice pure dragged out
11 years ago
that depends if you waste away your twilight years

me personally i want to live till im 90 and skydive on my 90th birthday... wouldnt care if i died then..
11 years ago
I'm gonna live forever.
11 years ago
As an ex heavy smoker I have to say this: it's a quality of life issue. I enjoy my life SO much more now that I've been quit for over three years. It's not like smoking just causes you to drop dead suddenly without any other adverse effects beforehand.

I've said this before but it bear repeating. Smokers, ask yourselves: how much money are you paying a corporation, every day, to poison you slowly? Because that's all you're doing.
11 years ago
i agree with fuz, and you balls.. smoking is great when you've already started doing it.. a cigarette after dinner, one with coffee, a few when youre having beer. once you get used to it, it gets so good. it's the only thing your missing at the moment. but i'm quitting smoking at the moment myself. can't really lay of the weed, but i havent smoked a cigarette in 5 days, yay!! everything has to have a beginning.
11 years ago
Just don't put too much pressure on yourself, Vic. It took me two years of quitting for a few weeks and then starting up for a few before I finally kicked them for good. And of all the things I've accomplished in my life, quitting smoking is the one I'm most proud of: that just about broke me. Good news is, after about six months quit it only gets easier. Now I only want one when I'm drunk and people are smoking around me, or when I'm REALLY stressed.
11 years ago
Just always have to remember that you're an addict for life.

11 years ago
When you start any addiction, it makes you feel good. Then a while after you quit, you feel better than ever. So, I think people should try to cycle addictions, to maximize their happiness.
11 years ago
I agree Wanko, variety is the spice of life.
11 years ago
I agree, I think I'll go smoke some meth for the sake of quitting.
11 years ago
thank for the advice, balls.
luckily i've only been smoking for 2 years.. so that wont be as big of a deal as it (probably) was for you. i'm guessing you smoked a lot longer, right?
11 years ago
Look guys, let's have a nice group hug and order a pizza and some cheesecake. No... let's just skip to the cheesecake!!!
11 years ago
Yeah, Vic, I started smoking when I was 15 and smoked like a chimney from 18 to 26 (sometimes up to 50 full-strength cigarettes a day). I started trying to quit when I was 27 and finally did them in at 28. But, as hard as it is, I have to tell you: quitting is REALLY, REALLY worth it.

And to answer all of you "I only smoke two a day" bullshit artists: I couldn't do that. It's all or nothing with me when it comes to self-abuse.
11 years ago
And remember: You are an addict for life.
11 years ago
My brother had an interesting way to quit smoking: He starting chewing instead. It got him his fix, but he hated it so much that it made it easier to wean himself off the nicotine.
11 years ago
When did MS become a fucking AA meeting?
11 years ago
my english teacher from highschool(the guy was from iraq, he used to be in the army a long time ago) told my class how he tried to help a fellow soldier quit smoking, by breaking two cigarettes, emptying them in a glass of milk. then he let the glas of milk and tobacco stand in the sun for about two hours. he filtered trhe tobacco out of the milk and gave the milk to his buddy to drink. he drank it, puked for a few hours and has never smoked again. he(his fellow soldier) hates the smell and taste of tobacco now, he said. i guess there are plenty of other or better ways to quit, but you could try it if you really dont ever want to touch a cigarette again.
11 years ago
ok, it´s a bad idea, but, sometimes, smoke a cigarette is better then fuck!
11 years ago
again, but this time: make sure you have all the words in there and that the words you have are the right ones.
ok, GO!
11 years ago
25 nails per pack in Canada, & free health care. Almost $10.00 per pack though. Guess it works out.
11 years ago
where i live u can get smokes from indian reserves for 10 dollars a carton
11 years ago
The indian use jizz to glue the paper and then laugh at the white man.
11 years ago
smoking's baaaaad! nobody should smoke cuz it's baaaad! why doesn't anyone know it's baaad?!?! why won't women have sex with me?!?!
11 years ago
And yet, occasional smoking has been shown to provide resistance to cancer. And women wont have sex with you because, well... Shit, I don't know. Hell, I don't even know why the don't have sex with me.
11 years ago
I agree SMC, those broken record righteous arseholes who don't shut up about what other people are doing with themselves are annoying.

Me, I think smoking is great. I love watching the weak minded harm themselves. However, it'll be nice to get back to Canada where you can go out and not come home stinking like you worked a bingo. Japan is still a smoker's paradise.
11 years ago
only the weak minded smoke? tell that to flavor flav
11 years ago
Im an exsmoker and I stop because of my training . After a while i relized the benefits, Im feeling much better and I got alot more money to spend each month, then I get more girls o_O . I dont know why i started but i was young and dumb i guess , first of all do they taste shit they only taste good when you are addicted to them .
11 years ago
theyre great when you're already addicted, i agree. people that never smoked, or never've been addicted can't comprehend whats that good about it. i really want to quit smoking forever, but i think im gonna miss em sooo much later on, when i see other people doing it..
11 years ago
As pretty as a girl might be, I can't bring myself to be at all interested in her if she's a smoker. It's the damn smell, mostly.
11 years ago
When I stopped I didnt reduce my consumation or start with thoose nicotine chewgums i quit right away, i was very determined to stopp . Then i avoided parties for a while then after 2-3 months i didnt felt like an addict . I would never put me into that situation again and im so glad its over.
11 years ago
Comsumption, dear friend. You only consummate once (per marriage).
11 years ago
consummate isn't the present verb tense of "consumption," it's "consume." Thanks, college.
11 years ago
Me college lol haha ...I would never spend my time to boring study then being at boring parties at the university its so lame. If happy as long i get food on my table and a bed for the night.
11 years ago
* Im happy as long......
11 years ago
what is this? some kind of fucking ANIMAL?!?
11 years ago
No it's a funny comment said one too many times.
11 years ago
Why the dinosaurs went extinct.
11 years ago
The dinosaurs enjoyed a quick tab or two then, did they?
11 years ago
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11 years ago
Is anyone here in the mood for pizza?
11 years ago
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11 years ago
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