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Got milk???

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Hmmm I wonder if she fills it up with cereal in the morning

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by Starrsky

submitted April 1st 2007

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comments (1)
i make my own too fap fap.
11 years ago
ill have a glass of milk please.
11 years ago
HAHA, this would make a hilarious scene in the middle of a fancy restaurant: some guy sticking his hand down the ass of an upside-down woman, milk gushing out everywhere. But seriously, I'd stick my hand in there if I could find the toy surprise!
11 years ago
Seriously man, I don't think that's sanitary. Any ladies wanna back me up?
11 years ago
I say she doesnt wash her cunt for a week...that would make one sweeeeeeeeet smell! Could bottle that shit!
11 years ago
if that is in fact milk, it's probably homogenized, killing any bacteria in the milk... but it's still milk, and I wouldn't fill my pussy up with it.
11 years ago
"I wouldn't fill my pussy up with it."

thats a phrase I thought Id NEVER see you type
11 years ago
aww, and here I thought you had gone and gotten yourself ran over by a pickup truck... go play in traffic you waste of space.
11 years ago
Not your best effort..oh well
11 years ago
Not really yours either, I'm a little disappointed. Are you going to come up with some other Venereal disease that you think I have to poke fun at me?
I really don't know why you feel the need to post rude things directed towards me, did your uncle and you have a 'special' relationship that no one was supposed to know about?
11 years ago
...Dont worry, its not just you that Im "rude," although you set yourself up for that last one.....and I didnt mention VD's today....(guilty conscience?).

And my uncle didnt do anything, BUT I am a product of catholic schools and K-3rd grade was kind of a blur, all I remember is being an altar boy and drinking sacramental wine with the priest....
11 years ago
*rude to*...although either one isnt really funny
11 years ago
Normally, I wouldn't back him up. But you did set yourself up for his first insult.
11 years ago
Sorry Girlslaughing, it's all about the set up, and you put that one right over the plate.
11 years ago
Girlslaughing, they should all run out and shove dairy products inside their mates. She set herself up by stating the obvious? You losers see what happens to milk after 3 days on your counter... I think Ralph just got tingles cause a girl said "pussy". :: golf clap ::
11 years ago
Its great when someone comes here and calls others "losers." SgtVishus? Im hoping that you dont force your kids to call you that when you're around people you are trying to impress....
11 years ago
I gotta give GL a pass. She was just answering a question.
11 years ago
In that case she might get a fail. I was under the impression that homogenisation was simply the breaking down of the fat particles into smaller components which has little to do with bacteria as far as I'm aware. Pasteurisation is heating milk to kill the "optimal" amount of bacteria and UHT should eliminate almost all of it. Then again I'm not an expert in food technology.
11 years ago
Is there ANYTHING Chairman doesnt know? Im not kidding, I seriously believe he is 'the internet' he knows way too much about so many different things its not human... ...Well hes either the internet or Stephen Fry!
11 years ago
Who his daddy is!
11 years ago
Girlslaughingatyou, come on now, your talking about what you would or would not put in your pussy, what do you expect like! Is it that time or month hun?
11 years ago
Jesus Christ I'm just remembering the sort of Biology for Dumbarses(TM) we were being taught in early high school.

I wouldn't mind being Stephen Fry, except for the fat, aging homosexual part.
11 years ago
I bet being compared to Stephen Fry has made your day now.
11 years ago
^ shut up internet! The greatest trick the internet ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't comment on MS!
"WE MADE YOU"
11 years ago
oranjeboom .chairman may or may not know shit...i don't know, but all the information u can possibly put in a paragraph can easily be found with a with a somewhat well aimed google search. christ man a world of knowledge on your doorstep and you're blown away buy a little information.
11 years ago
Thanks chairman, it sounded off when I wrote it.
11 years ago
Girls on MS is like a naggers on Ku Klux klan.
11 years ago
that may be the best thing i have ever seen, barring some whor drinking a glass of dog semen.
11 years ago
Was that ever posted on MS?
11 years ago
I picked a good day to cum back.
11 years ago
Jesus, it has been awhile since I've seen you around. Where the hell have you been?
11 years ago
Ladyhawk, I haven't seen you since, what, the dragon penis I think.
11 years ago
The most terrible thing happend...
I got a job!!!
11 years ago
Honestly, what possesses someone to decided they want to be able to easily stick a into their bodily orifices? A childhood love of Jim Henson gone totally wrong?
11 years ago
* hand
11 years ago
Thank you, Super. My hands get ahead of my brain sometimes.
11 years ago
If you can't count on your friends, who can you count on?
11 years ago
Family.
11 years ago
"friends" HA ....GAAAAAAAYYSS!
11 years ago
smerf aren't u always bitching about grammar and spelling? hmm? i love how life has a way of working things out so i'm somehow always satisfied. sigh...
11 years ago
I try to bitch about grammar and spelling when it's either extremely fucking obvious or it doesn't make any sense. And you'll note, I'm usually pretty good with my grammar and such. But yeah, sometimes I skip words.
11 years ago
fuuuuuuccccckkkk, whats the point of putting regular milk in there, i'd fill it with man milk for sure

I had a female friend in highschool who put coca cola in her snatch thinking it would kill the jizz i just dropped in her, i'm sure it did as she didn't get knocked up, it scared the fuck out of me so i started to jizz in her mouth and ass from that point on, she liked me better after that and i learned my lession well. The moral of the story is have your girl douche with Coca Cola and she'll be fine
11 years ago
^ Stopped reading after "cola"
11 years ago
Dream on sanjuro! 'I'd fill it with man milk'. What are you? some kind of jizz god?
11 years ago
^^ beat you. Stopped reading after Sanjuro says:
Works every time.
11 years ago
I got her rolled to a stop after "she'll be fine"
11 years ago
I doubt there is any chance of any of it staying around to go sour. I only met one woman who was into fisting.
11 years ago
The Starbucks baristas have definitely gone downhill.
11 years ago
Was anyone else surprised when it became clear that the fister was actually not another chick? I mean, the rings, the hairlessness... then no boobs.
11 years ago
More Ovaltine Please!
11 years ago
Now I'm confused. I thought it was "milk-milk-lemonade...?"
11 years ago
tru...they fucked up the song
11 years ago
Good advert for the kids.
10 years ago
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