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Just When You Thought It Was Safe

Jaws

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted March 31st 2007

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Just When You Thought It Was Safe
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mmmm, reminds me of sliced cantelope.... oh, yeah, and chicken bones...
10 years ago
He's not dead right?
10 years ago
It doesn't look like his injuries are life threating. Unless he sat in the water and bled out.
10 years ago
Isn't he dead? He's not bleeding, no tourniquets. Just lying there calmly on the table being measured.
10 years ago
biggest catch of the day
10 years ago
NUKE THE OCEAN!
10 years ago
gotta nuke something...
10 years ago
ahh..touché
10 years ago
Mmm... That had to tickle.
10 years ago
i'm thinking a small sand or tiger shark
10 years ago
pretty good sized span there I'm thinking great white
10 years ago
look who's the shark expert now!! ;D
10 years ago
or a whale.
10 years ago
or a fish with really big teeth...
10 years ago
I'm thinking of pussy.
10 years ago
Lets hope he was left handed fap fap fap
10 years ago
he'll never play FPS again..
10 years ago
The real question is howd he die?!?!
10 years ago
To be honest, I think topless Rosie and Oprah tried eating him and had to be tazered
10 years ago
i was skeptical of flavored wetsuits when they first came out. this guy thought it would be COOL. well, look who's a cadaver now, 'migo.
10 years ago
Sharks must think of surfers like Babybel cheese, just with neoprene covers instead of that red wax.
10 years ago
do they have babybel cheese in canada? god i love those things. the little ones.
10 years ago
Yeah they do. They have them here in Japan as well. Cheese is my friend.
10 years ago
The cheese situation in Japan is horrible. Just like the sausage and beer and bread situations. Of course, the shit-eating porn situation is really good so, ya know, it kinda balances out.
10 years ago
What is Babybel cheese? I've never heard of it.
10 years ago
I'm not sure myself, to be honest.
10 years ago
They're those little round cheeses in red wax covers. They rock.
10 years ago
You swine! You made me want a babybel,I went to get one and there's none left...sulking now.
10 years ago
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
10 years ago
Bastard!
10 years ago
I've never heard of Babybel either.
10 years ago
you're really missing out, i can tell you! too bad i dont have any at the moment..
10 years ago
Do you ever have little conversations with the cow on it before you eat it? then after your done play with the wax?
10 years ago
haha yeah i've sculpted some cool shit with that red wax.. i still have a wax babybel pistol lying around here somewhere.. maybe ill submit a pic of it.
10 years ago
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
10 years ago
is he dead? seriously? i've seen worse wounds but i guess that mighta bled out a bit
10 years ago
When the heart stops you don't bleed anymore. he is on a white sheet and there isn't a spot of blood on it. I'm guessing they found him washed up on shore or something.
10 years ago
yeah he's also a dead shade of yellowy blue to him.
10 years ago
but you would expect the shark to finish his leftovers, right?
10 years ago
One taste usually puts them off, we're too fatty apparently. This basically the shark's version of working it out whether he can it, whether it will eat him or whether it can mate with it.
10 years ago
*whether it can eat it.
10 years ago
i dont think its cuz we're too fatty cosidering they eat seals with a couple of inches of blubber on em.
10 years ago
They spit humans out because they'll usually only attack because they think we're seals.
10 years ago
I'm wondering if sharks don't like the taste of humans like most tigers and lions don't, I've heard that human flesh has an odd taste to it... not that I've ever tried it.
10 years ago
We taste like chicken.
10 years ago
you dumbasses need to go back to school...... sharks dont eat us because we are not fatty or oily enough. the digestive process takes along time with a shark and anything with a low fat content is just wasted bulk.
10 years ago
I must have missed all the days when they covered shark digestive systems when I was getting a history degree. I KNEW I never went to class enough!
10 years ago
You are making a very broad generalization, Some people are fatty and oily enough...
10 years ago
Actually, we're too bony for most sharks...large sharks like the great white eat mostly seals and sea lions when they're full grown. Seals are fatty as hell, especially elephant seals, which can weigh up to 500 pounds.
10 years ago
i'm not surprised make knows something about sharks. lame joke, i know..
10 years ago
goddamnit i even fucked it up.. that would be mako instead of make, ofcourse. :(
10 years ago
a 500 lbs elephant seal ? mako for a shark u really jumped the shark with that added bit or wrong info your stupid
10 years ago
his foream is makin me kinda hungry
10 years ago
Don't even get me started. I looked down at one of the ladies we're dissecting yesterday and thought "Hey, that kinda looks like beef jerky"
10 years ago
i'm sure dissecting ladies can't be legal..
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure cureing them for jerky isn't either...
10 years ago
also, i believe eating their cured meat for jerky cannot be legal either
10 years ago
either way this guys gettin hungry!!!
10 years ago
he jumped the shark, and failed.
10 years ago
That's Captain America..He lost Shield..
10 years ago
Tasted like chicken.......signed the Shark.
10 years ago
I'm just impressed he could put a wetsuit on with one arm.
10 years ago
it still looks fake to me
10 years ago
where`s my fuckin nipple
10 years ago
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