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BME Pain Olympics Finalists

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by Babies Kill You

submitted March 31st 2007

89 comments
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That music was lovely!
7 years ago
This wasn't that bad, I could actually watch it the whole way, which I can't do with 2 girls 1 cup. Nothing can beat that old exorcism porn in the field, I can't remember the name though.
6 years ago
A A A A H H H HH!!!my fucking stomach hurts and i cant get this out of my mind only bcause he chopped his balls...that was my main pain then i just stopped watching it O U C H!!
2 years ago
dont be a pussy watch the whole thing
2 years ago
Hi sockduster :)
2 years ago
wheres possum when you need a proper mucho greeting?
2 years ago
he needs to give us a pager number or something or maybe a possum signal to alert him to noob activity
2 years ago
A string connected to a bell on his collar.
2 years ago
it must be AA meeting night for him
2 years ago
boring, this shit is soft
1 year ago
Welcome!
1 year ago
Tits or GTFO
1 year ago
I never get tired of seeing this vid. it makes me cringe every time.
7 years ago
Me too, that's a cool trick but you can only do it once...
7 years ago
Just like daffy said.
7 years ago
u mother fuckers have no fucking life to watch this thing over and over..and ure complete dildos
2 years ago
i just threw up...
2 years ago
fucking pussy!
2 years ago
all i have to say is WTF
7 years ago
that bitch is fuckin nasty
2 years ago
greetings ffyuu
2 years ago
=[
2 years ago
whyyyyy?!!?
7 years ago
Okay..... and what do you do after that??!!
7 years ago
you increase the Collective IQ of the world by 20%
7 years ago
I heard he had some chicken fajitas after this....
6 years ago
yes he did but he didnt have the balls to try the salsa!!
10 months ago
shut your bitch face
10 months ago
also tits or gtfo
10 months ago
arrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh, muther fucking, fucking fuck. I am now officialy a hobit, my dick has recessed into my fucking stomatch.
7 years ago
wtf is wrong with these people. why would you do that
2 years ago
Why WOULDN'T you do that?
2 years ago
Holy shit! What the fuck drives a grown man to cut his dick off? He must have herpegonnareahcivilitis. I will never be able to get a hard on after watchin this
7 years ago
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
7 years ago
someone didn't take their medication
7 years ago
Can you imagine this guy in the E.R. later that night?
"What do you mean you can't sew them back on?""
7 years ago
haha, i cant imagine, i cant even imagine doin that to myself
7 years ago
"Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore..."
7 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that was funny.
7 years ago
wow.. and i was just getting ready to load up some porn and rub it out.. going to take a little extra while of watching porn to get this one out of my mind. I would really like to see a montel jordan style clip of "life after stupid ass idea of chopping my penis and/or balls off"...
7 years ago
I do not understand what would posess one to do this. . .
7 years ago
Well we know who won... Entry one! Yea! "I'll fuckin' win this contest, no one else is crazy enough to chop their dick off!"
7 years ago
That guy wins every year... It's not even a sport anymore.
7 years ago
Well it appears he has retired?
7 years ago
He can still pull out his Vas Deferens.
7 years ago
I always thought Vas Deferens would be a cool name for a Heavy Metal band.
7 years ago
Is this how the tranny operation is performed? Just with more string.
7 years ago
I have seen a lot of awful things on this site, and if you have been around long enough you have seen some guy cut off his dick, but I have never seen the hatchet to the balls. I think if it was straight across it wouldn’t have bothered me as much, but he hit those boys at an angle then pushed down. I am very sad and have any future erections for a while.
7 years ago
yea i know it!!! that guy just made chinese food with his balls. Still..muchosucko at it's finest!
7 years ago
Good ol Muchos.
7 years ago
ok...ive seen some crazy shit on here...and although i knew it was coming...i couldnt help but have my jaw drop...that is seriously fucked up. my only regret is i cannot unsee what i just saw.
7 years ago
I can´t barrely wait for what´s coming up on the next olympics.
7 years ago
this is a repost, and i was still excited to see it posted haha. god damn yak! can we expect more of these classics? or maybe some fresh new genital mutilation?
7 years ago
MORE MORE I WANT MORE DROPPING OF ZE BALLZ!!!!
7 years ago
No need to shout Kaigan, we're all here.
7 years ago
even though I've seen this before...it still made me throw up a little...and wonder even more why people would do somethin like that
7 years ago
There are some things I choose not to watch.
7 years ago
I bet sou still watched it though.
7 years ago
*you
7 years ago
Well, I just watched it. Fucking gross. Why don't these people just cut their own throats instead of cutting off their own genetalia? I would enjoy beating one of these fucks senseless.
7 years ago
This is an instructional video. Hank please follow steps 1-4. Do a good job because there will be a test later...
7 years ago
Wooo, supernova, you almost sound like you still have your nuts, but I'm doubtful. I suspect they are still in smerf's mouth.
7 years ago
Smerf's not very good with the hummers. But wait, you were in the Navy, what's your address?
7 years ago
Marni Mansion #302,
Kamifukubara 5-13-50
Yonago-shi, Tottori-ken
683-0002 Japan
7 years ago
Guys, leave me out of your homo erotic fantasies, ok?
7 years ago
LOL yea how come IM not in them? what too gay for me? faggots...
7 years ago
No, you're just too gay for everyone else.
7 years ago
What song is that? Only bad thing is when I listen to it I will have mental pictures of some guys nuts being cut off with a hatchet.
7 years ago
im crying right now.. IM CRYING!
7 years ago
^^SLAPdASH...
7 years ago
Welcome to MuchoSucko, where we fuck you up and rape you when you're down.
7 years ago
Ok, a cutting board, a mini-hatchet and your package is ALWAYS a bad combination...
7 years ago
I wonder if these guys know that that won't grow back?
7 years ago
damn it. it took me like 20 minutes to jerk off to this vid.
7 years ago
in this contest when you win you still lose ;/
7 years ago
I wonder what kind of sponsorship deal they might be hoping for
7 years ago
LOL excellent Baldilocks..... Maybe a painkiller advertising deal would be best.
7 years ago
A Prosthesis?
7 years ago
strapadicktoome ??
7 years ago
"Head-On, apply directly to a cut dick,
Head-On, apply directly to a cut dick."
7 years ago
LOL
7 years ago
hahaha
this shit is great
sick fucks
7 years ago
Uh, I think these guys misunderstood what the term "jerk off" means.
7 years ago
Is interesting to see this kind of videos, bud the freakest thing is, if you want to be a member of this webside, you have to upload your own video doing this kind of things.
No thanks O.o
7 years ago
i guess they must have some kind of mental illness ..i wouldn't be at all surprised if these guys offed themselves after this....or just lied there and died. god bless the internet!
7 years ago
thats pretty insensitive dik from the past
on the bright side in like 6 years youll have emoticons..so cheer up
10 months ago
Seriously who won? I need to know if my favorite won.
7 years ago
This will stick in my mind like when i saw animals being skined alive for fur coats but this is majorly fucking mental. Why would you want to be a eunuch anyway?
7 years ago
i really have to say, i dont think ANYTHING can beat that. and if there is something, i would really be hesitant to see it
7 years ago
Im loving how he just plopped his balls out. At first it looked like he pooped. lol
7 years ago
saw this on youtube 13 years ago. fuck you muchosucko.
7 years ago
And fuck you too o-stupid one
6 years ago
You guys are overreacting. I read all of your comments and I was a little discourage. But guys come on its not that bad.
6 years ago
Actually it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be either. Still though, I can't imagine why someone would do that. Whats the point.
6 years ago
original video really disgusting!! watch it at <a href=""ttp://bme-pain-olympics.notlong.com/">HERE</a>
6 years ago
in the future you die
10 months ago
original video really disgusting!! watch it at http://bme-pain-olympics.notlong.com/
6 years ago
OMG!!!!!!
hahhaa ive never laughed so hard
hahahaha
6 years ago
Who plays that song in the vid??
6 years ago
I can't believe no one has responded "FAKE!", considering it is in fact, fake.
6 years ago
Of course its a bunch of fat and pale white guys doing this.
5 years ago
Whats funny is that he won 2nd place under 2 girls 1 cup...
5 years ago
WTF.?? WAT HAPPNS TO THEM NEXT?
4 years ago
they get rushed to the E.R. then the psych ward
2 years ago
HAHAHA bet you cant do that again fucker!!!
2 years ago
thats the first time iv flinched watching a video on here i mean come why the fuck do you want to put an axe through you bollocks
2 years ago
RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHY!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS IS LIFE REALY THAT BORING THAT YA GOTTA GO AND CUT YA JUNK UP? FUCK.............FUCK!!!!! FUCKING OUCH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
The music was lovely.
2 years ago
I just watched this for the first time, and I didn't have quite the reaction, although I really think this is real. Maybe there's something wrong with me.
2 years ago
you will fit in well here,also tits or gtfo!
2 years ago
this must be fake
2 years ago
keep telling yourself that one buddy
2 years ago
It is a fake, BME themselves have even clarified it.
2 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_Olympics#BME_Pain_Olympics:_Final_Round
2 years ago
i came to this.
2 years ago
welcome to the internet
2 years ago
is this what you like, jrob?
2 years ago
no never understood the pain fetish really,i usually fap to a mix of anal/tranny/midget/throatrape
2 years ago
why all the poop then?
2 years ago
to be honest i just stumble upon it and figure mucho will like it
2 years ago
.... well that wasnt as gross as I thought it was gonna be it like watching 2 girls 1 cup... all i gotta say it he better have went to the hospital afterwards
2 years ago
welcome to the internet
2 years ago
As there are 2 submissions for this contest you have you wonder.... how does it feel to do that and not win?
2 years ago
stfu you raging homosexual motherfucking penis loving faggot
2 years ago
There's a lot more than two :/
2 years ago
there's more where are these videos and is it real?
10 months ago
Go to bed jrob
10 months ago
This was fake... The guy that made this was using prosthetics.
2 years ago
to fair to the guys, their genitals were very ugly.
1 year ago
Die, Die, Die, The Penis is Life
1 year ago
Hi!
10 months ago
must be religion. No one is this crazy
11 months ago
is this real?
10 months ago
No. Your entire life is a lie.
10 months ago
lol :]
10 months ago
the only way this would have been sicker would be if he ate his nuts after wards but this was sick enough
10 months ago
everyone hates you
10 months ago
hating him is the new black i should hang out on the weekends and do the world a favor
10 months ago
who the fuck are you and why do you believe you should have an opinion here?
10 months ago
Fake
7 months ago
Last
7 months ago
fuck you no way
7 months ago
GH, ignore smerf. he's just trying to fit in.
7 months ago
It's okay, I'll come back in a couple months to say last again.

Bitches.
7 months ago
8)
7 months ago
@GH subtract me form that "plural" remark, sir. }8|
7 months ago
*from
7 months ago
One thing I cannot watch, is genital torture.
3 months ago
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