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I just love the childness of it all.

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by Babies Kill You

submitted March 30th 2007

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Oh God!
Oh supernova you know I wanna, I really fuckin want to...
...but I wont!
(This is my good deed for the day)
11 years ago
Suck me sideways BOOM...
11 years ago
Sure NOVA
11 years ago
Ohhhhhhyyaaaahhh.......
11 years ago
You guys are obviously gay lovers.
11 years ago
Why so jealous? Is it because we make fun of each other yet still get along? ...whereas with you, we (and everyone else) makes fun of you because youre an unwanted reject?
11 years ago
my money is on orange,.. .since he loves the penis. and hank is a chinaman...
11 years ago
hank will eat your puppies and babies if ya got em.
11 years ago
Do you want fried rice with your mongrelian beef? Our specials today are wei too yung, and kum ub sum yung gai lightly glazed with our special mandarin oranje based sauce.
11 years ago
I've seen this conversation done in a commercial.
11 years ago
I'm gonna blow the whistle, FAKE...this is an old joke that's been passed around a bit. I heard it many years ago.
11 years ago
Fake, yes. But that commercial was funny as hell the first time I saw it.
11 years ago
Old, but good.
11 years ago
OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!
11 years ago
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
11 years ago
Have you heard the one about the gay whale? He likes to crack open subs and suck out all the seamen.
11 years ago
Let me guess? The US blasted the SHIT out of that lighthouse?
11 years ago
America!! FUCK YEAH!!.....suck my ass..... and lick my balls......
11 years ago
fuck you, brainless, gunslinging, fat fucks! ;D
11 years ago
Fuck Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 years ago
Yeah, well that's what the States is there for, apparently. We'll have the last laugh. Pot's basically legal, there are no Republicans, we don't listen to our religious crackpots, the beer is better, and there are French people to make fun of. It's basically like a really awesome loft party over a schizophrenic psycho who leaves us alone because we let him fuck our girlfriends.
11 years ago
I'm on my way.
.
Can I crash at your place for a couple of days? A month at most....or 2....or
11 years ago
canada would be more like my country.
pot IS legal here(well, not 100 procent but that's another story), republicans and democrats don't exist here(although there is a left and right wing in the government) beer is great(if you love heineken, amstel beer, grolsch or whatever) and.. ok i'll leave the rest for wikipedia to explain.
11 years ago
Pretty close to Australia too, no French or much legalised pot though. But we both share the same queen.

Commonwealth 4 life yo!
11 years ago
Vic where are you from exactly?
...should I know already?
...hmmm i forget...
11 years ago
Vic's a crazy Dutch bastard.
11 years ago
i am indeed. i guess you forgot oranje. BAD ORANJE, BAD!!
11 years ago
If anyone legalizes oxy then I'm there
11 years ago
Lighthouse or no lighthouse, they had better figure something out, and get there asses out of the way. The lincoln is a big ship.
11 years ago
All you Canadians are a bunch of limp dick bastards. don't be fooled all Canadians are really the Michelin Man sex slaves.
11 years ago
Idiot^^^ nuff said
11 years ago
This joke is so goddamn old, but apparently some 40 year old virgin (tm) had never seen it, so he went and posted it on MS. You rule. No really.
11 years ago
You suck. No really.
11 years ago
you're getting him worked up mofongo, and you DON'T want to see old Balls here get angry..
11 years ago
..he broke last time, took ages for all the kings horses to put him back together again!
11 years ago
balls is sexy when hes posting a 16 line insult chain directed at some poor slob of a nooblar who steps outta line, or in his case, the basement.
11 years ago
I don't know what you guys are talking about... I'm a pussycat. (And I really don't know what you're talking about Orange, but that's cool too.)
11 years ago
wait, the kings horses put him together on their own? with hooves? goddamn those must be some skilled horses, man.
11 years ago
Lighthouses can't speak. How do you have a conversation with an automated, crewless lighthouse? Oh, is it fake?
11 years ago
^Stopped reading after "Canadian"
11 years ago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9knZYbMlVQ
11 years ago
Sweet... thanks for that.
11 years ago
that's what she said
11 years ago
Who? Your mom?
11 years ago
Yes! I have me a peanut gallery. Always wanted one of these.
11 years ago
listen malone...your balls and i'm a dik....balls always follow diks around and wait...diks do all the thinkin...take my lead sonny..follow
11 years ago
And without balls, a dick is nothing more than an oversized clit.
11 years ago
dik, you dipshit, I'm not balls, Balls is balls. It's pretty obvious, man. Maybe you need to pull your head out and get a little more fresh air.
11 years ago
Uh oh, fucked that one up too. dik's been on my ass today like stink on shit. Just assumed it was for me. I apologize. Balls, I'll leave him to you. You guys are a good match, for obvious reasons.
11 years ago
I've finally put my finger on this feeling I've been having these last few day: it's like I got on the short bus by mistake and a big fight erupted around me.

Say, nice helmet hank. Did your mom glue the gold stars on, or did you do that by yourself?
11 years ago
Jesus. The short bus. Is that your best? Does anyone find you funny? I find it hard to believe. Yeah, I'm special. Special Ed, that is. Ha ha. So creative.
11 years ago
That's good hank! Yes it is! Look, these shoes have velcro so you can put them on like a big boy.
11 years ago
On that note: I have to get some work done, so I think this is my stop. I'll check back in an hour or so, so you have plenty of time to think up a real zinger. Yes you do!
11 years ago
Jesus, you are so fucking boring. Can't you make a comment that's even a little funny? I'm getting tired of reading your shit. Put out a little more effort, would you please.
11 years ago
C'mon Balls, there's nothing here for me to work with. Pick it up a bit.
11 years ago
Balls, to think up a real zinger, one must first be able to think...
11 years ago
That's pretty funny. 'sarcasm'
11 years ago
Speaking of nothing to work with, hank. Okay: you don't find me funny, got that a while ago (a few weeks). Don't care. So beyond constantly repeating that I am not funny in response to my flames, what have you managed? I'll give you a hint: Jack left town.

You got shit, boy. BRING IT!
11 years ago
I mean, fuck sakes, I handed you a perfect in with: "I have some work to get done." Fuck man, all kinds of opportunity there. You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress. Whatever. Point is: all you managed was saying that you don't think I'm funny.

You. Suck.
11 years ago
Okay little buddy... I can see that you're among the "online users." And my last two posts have been sitting right there in "Recent Comments" for a good while. I know you read this shit. You're all over everyone's posts like a fly on shit, and now (suddenly) you're AWOL? Coward.

Like I said: You got shit.
11 years ago
"You're a man whore. McDonalds is a cruel mistress." Do you actually think those lines are funny? Jeez, it's depressing here. It's like a middle aged guy (me) trying to joke around with Jr. High school kids (Balls, and most of the people here.) People rarely get my references, my subtilties and I find their humor too obvious, too childish, and often, too racist. Oh well, I'll just do the best with what I have to work with.
11 years ago
I was watching a movie you retard. I didn't sign out. Excuse the fuck out of me. Why do you act like such a little bitch?
11 years ago
Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)

So now that you're back: bring it.
11 years ago
And I love those 'little buddy' and 'chuckles' and, god knows, there must be tons of them, comments. Soooo fucking weak, man. Come on dude, try harder.
11 years ago
See, again with the "I don't find you funny" bullshit. Do me a favor and bump the record player so it hits a different song, hank. BRING IT!
11 years ago
Bring what you fucking idiot? I don't do stand up. I respond to what in front of me. If you look at my posts of the last couple days, you see I respond in reference to the posted vids/photos and the comments. If there's something to work with, I post. When tail pipes are flaming me, I just do my best. Usually, there's not much to work with, though.
11 years ago
I, actually, wouldn't mind having a flame war with ClaudeBallz, or maybe El Wanko, maybe even Quankers. Those guys are funny. In my opinion, of course, you aren't. So, keep fucking with me if you like, but "you suk, your dum, lik my ballz." isn't exactly a coup d'etat.
11 years ago
So was your best thinking that dik was responding to you when he clearly addressed "malone" in his post? That was pretty slick posting right there, which is what prompted my (rather funny, I think) short bus/helmet comment.

And a flame war is meant to be comedic, that's why it's something more than just two assholes saying "I know you are, but what am I?" You stepped right into me after I flamed you (rather righteously I think), and didn't do shit with the flame war that resulted. This is my point: you suck. And you didn't bring it. So I am now done with you, hank. Fuck off, you desperate wanker.
11 years ago
Whatever man, suit yourself.
'Yawn' you're putting me to sleep.
11 years ago
Okay, you're back. You just repeated (yet again) that you don't find me funny. (And that no one here gets you.)

So now that you're back: bring it.
11 years ago
(Fuck. End of the page, so I got confused. I'm sure you "reply" nazis will forgive me)
11 years ago
Don't worry about it dude. You're doing your best I'm sure. 'no sarcasm'
11 years ago
Never! I condemn you to a shared apartment with Hank.
11 years ago
Fugs, there are laws against cruel and unusual punishment...
11 years ago
That might suit me, actually. At least then I'd get the chance to throttle the fucking prick to death.
11 years ago
I'd whoop your ass Ballz, you son of a bitch.
11 years ago
You gentlemen live relatively close to each other, you should grab coffee or a cup of urine sometime...
11 years ago
That's right, I just realized today that this turd lives in Japan as well. Where exactly, kusottare-?
11 years ago
carefull ballz, this dude might "whoop" you. think ya just started a flame war with dr zoidberg
11 years ago
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