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Time To Unpimps Ze Aauto

It's definitely Suuuuckin!

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted March 29th 2007

32 comments
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Why is this on here?
11 years ago
Cuz there is a funnyer version where they use a trebuchet to unpfimpf tse auto
11 years ago
Who the hell thinks these commercials are funny? All Germans are assholes. They shouldn't be speaking like this. They should either be happy and making chocolate or furious and invading Poland.
11 years ago
Agreed.
11 years ago
i thought it was somewhat funny; not the actual joke, but mostly the acting. peter stormare rules!
11 years ago
^^Germans? Chocolate? Are you in-fucking-sane? Assholes, yes - invading Poland -they're Maestros but they can't make chocolate!
11 years ago
I dunno, but it rules. Nazi's make great cars.
11 years ago
There's ashtrays made of human hands in the glove compartment.
11 years ago
ok guys, that shit is not cool. My grandpa died in world war 2, in a concentration camp no less.
Fell out of a guard tower. Broke his neck.
11 years ago
THATS JUST FUCKING AWESOME BENTOR!
11 years ago
so they smashed a hatchback...with another hatchback...
11 years ago
They smashed a GOOD hatchback with a vw.
11 years ago
This is old. As old as Blue Ray discs. The F is for i would Fuck her.
11 years ago
say what you will, but the fucking GTI gets me soaked. ooooooooooh yeah.
11 years ago
The irony here is that the Ford Focus was designed by German Engineers. :P And both the focus and gti are built in mexico. and... most important: they're both gay.
11 years ago
so.. where do you keep getting your avatars? don't get me wrong here, i just want to rape the girl on the photo, no biggie..
11 years ago
God I love that commercial. Mainly cause I went to high school with guys like that. But the funniest/saddest ricer I ever saw had three different color body panels on it and an unpainted plywood wing. And it was for sale. Hah!
11 years ago
Hey, that guy is not really German, is he?
11 years ago
Hey,you suck cock on cold winter nights just to get the warm liquid in you,don't you?
11 years ago
Thanks for the survival tip. It must have helped you get through some cold nights living on the street. I prefer whiskey, though.
11 years ago
After it has gone through someones digestive tract no less,you've become a real disappointment to me,go away now,you are not even worth the time it took to type this...
11 years ago
Urethra! I found it! That digestive tract line was actually not bad. Your first witty line of the day. All this training I'm putting you through is starting to show some results. Hang in there, man.
11 years ago
No training is needed,just giving you the love you so aptly deserve,you stupid,stupid little man...
11 years ago
I knew it. You ARE in love with me. Sorry cutter, you're not my type. I prefer drunk crosseyed bald midget hermaphrodites. Oh wait, how tall are you? Ok. Close enough. I'll make an exception.
11 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/
11 years ago
@ Snikt. Actually, I knew who that guy was. He was in Fargo, which is set in my great homestate of Minnesota. "Go Bears."
11 years ago
Figured people knew who he was. Just didn't know if they knew he was Swedish.
11 years ago
And fuck the Bears, go Titans.
11 years ago
he was all RED BUTTON...and the car was all SMASH
11 years ago
Does anyone else think this German Bitch would be fun to play around with?
11 years ago
In fact, Archman said that, way the fuck up near the top. So try reading the posts before asking questions.
11 years ago
"fun to play around with"?? what? golf? tennis? monopoly? You fukn christian....
11 years ago
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