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Schlong!

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Not stiff right now

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by Anonymous

submitted March 28th 2007

61 comments
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Schlong!
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comments (61)
This is really scary. I would never sit with my head directly in front of a fire extinguisher! Those things are under tons of pressure!
11 years ago
They test them thoroughly, they won't explode, if you puncture it the air (or CO2 in this case) will just escape rapidly.
11 years ago
the horror, my god the horror
11 years ago
That sounds familiar. What's it from again? I'm not sure. It's either from Heart of Darkness, or what's heard outside of funtime's window everynight.
11 years ago
What are you doing outside FUNTIME'S window every night, pervert.
11 years ago
I knew that was coming. Obviously, I'm looking for you or your limbless sister to suck me off. Neither of you have any nuts so it's really the same difference.
11 years ago
grrr hank mad... hank smash!
11 years ago
Isn't that from a Simpson episode?
11 years ago
LOL
11 years ago
notice, posted by anonymous, ya i wouldnt want people to know i search for this kinda shit on the internet either. haha
11 years ago
We don't have to search for it, we just cum to Mucho.
11 years ago
What sound does the elephant make Timmy?
11 years ago
I think Randall from Clerks said it best, "Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
11 years ago
makes you feel like a real man right? A chic with a bigger dick than you? God was like take this you transvestike bitch, You wanna be a women? Ill make it hell
11 years ago
u just quoted a pretty fuckin dumb line from a fuckin dumb movie "randall from clerks" never said anything best. who are u going to quote next bill and ted cheech and chong??? u sir are a dummy
11 years ago
Maybe he'll quote Pauly Shore.
11 years ago
hank ur no smarter than this idiot.
11 years ago
I could be dumber than him and still be twice as smart as you.
11 years ago
u have got to be under 14
11 years ago
and gay
11 years ago
your avatar smells like poop from your asian freak sex
11 years ago
bet your a student going to be a doctor? right hank??? na na u couldnt be waaaay to much time on your gentle hands..
11 years ago
Wow. Every one funnier than the last.
11 years ago
hit a nerve there hank?
11 years ago
that is quite a special site.
i think i saw them once on a flight from Brazil. sort of a hybrid steward/stewardess kind of creature...
11 years ago
because the braces are supposed to make it appear more attractive someday... right
11 years ago
Ooookay. It happened. This is officially the weirdest human being I have ever seen in my life. It's so weird...it has to be real. It's just too easy to say fake on this one. Check it out...skinny-ass arms, a half-rack, chunky legs, and a Sperm Wale's cock hanging wayyy low. That thing looks real enough...and I like that the foreskin is still in tact. (I'm British, and proud to say I still have my foreskin too...love it...alas my cock is about one fifth the size of this guy's/gal's/thing's). Anyone else seeing Condi Rice and Carl Weather's love child?
11 years ago
Mayber, but I think the godfather of sould has a case if we can extract his dna from the grave. Mayber.
11 years ago
If you want to talk about your dick so much you might as well post a picture of it or something. GAWD!
11 years ago
BKY...You love dick donnt you..?
11 years ago
i bet you have really jagged teeth too cruel.
11 years ago
Cruel,the fact that you like seeing foreskins is worryingly gay. The way you associate liking foreskins with being British is just worrying for the rest of us Brits. Please cut your balls off and bleed to death, slowly.
11 years ago
and post it please so we all can fap to it in your honor!
11 years ago
Ok. Quick poll. Who still has their foreskin? I'll start it off. No.
11 years ago
no.
11 years ago
no
11 years ago
no
11 years ago
i have all of yours.
11 years ago
No
11 years ago
Sort of.
11 years ago
^?
11 years ago
fuck no.
11 years ago
mutitated freaks
11 years ago
i see your foreskin and i'll raise u one
11 years ago
no
10 years ago
I don't know what the fuck the rest of you are talking about, but the chick in the picture above has the biggest clit I have ever seen.
11 years ago
That's a nasty prolapsed uterus that lady has. She'll want to get that checked out.
11 years ago
Swing low, sweet chariot...
11 years ago
the depressing thing is that thing is wasted on a weirdo, i cud put it to better use
11 years ago
what, up ur ass?
11 years ago
naturally
11 years ago
That chick has a receding hairline.
11 years ago
Chick???? I think you may be needing glasses.
11 years ago
Okay, that GUY has a receding hairline. Is that funnier?
11 years ago
good grief...
11 years ago
He/she in no even remotely attractive
11 years ago
look at all the cheez whiz on that guys leg
11 years ago
that cheez whiz is makin me hungry
11 years ago
what else besides crack was he smoking???
10 years ago
Why the fuck do all the trannys have massive dicks?
10 years ago
She's so hot she needs a fire extinguisher just in case
3 years ago
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