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fortune cookies are some times true

It flew from inside alright.

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by Anonymous

submitted March 18th 2007

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fortune cookies are some times true
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Hmm... Nummy
10 years ago
I always put "in bed" at the end of my fortunes.
10 years ago
How exactly will I reach new Finacial Heights in bed?
10 years ago
SHIT, I meant to reply, I swear.
10 years ago
Well for example, my friend once got "You must bend the rod while it is still hot." Now add "in bed" after that.
10 years ago
Good thing she was kinda tight, cause otherwise "good things will come in small packages soon in bed" wouldn't work.
10 years ago
By finding a cheap whore, Archman.
10 years ago
Or by *BEING* the whore.
10 years ago
Hmm, Rob has a point. Of course, then Arch would have to find someone desperate enough to actually pay him...
10 years ago
see, no matter what chinese food i eat, it always ends up the poo poo platter....
10 years ago
Clearly, #2 isn't his lucky number.
10 years ago
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