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bear dildo

ever wanted a bear to make love to you, or any other animal(real or not) here's the site for you http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html don't look at the customer appreciation page..... *shivers in fear*

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by Tinfoil

submitted March 17th 2007

69 comments
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bear dildo
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comments (69)
That shit looks more like a vace to hold pretty roses an shit..
10 years ago
Pretty roses maybe. The shit vase would have to have a bigger top.
10 years ago
Pretty roses maybe. The shit vase would have to have a bigger top.
10 years ago
Second one tonight. This new reply feature has a few sensitivity issues.
10 years ago
Maybe you have sensitvity issues. Tell me about your childhood.
10 years ago
that's gonna have something to do with 'tulips' soon
10 years ago
haha, archman strikes with such precision.
10 years ago
Well, dad never hugged me, mom walked around topless so much that all of my old friends have seen her naked, and she's not the kind of mom your friends want to see naked. Then there was the issue of all the small animals that I kept ritualistically killing, laying their small, mutilated bodies just so, frolicking in their skins, their blood on my lips, and all those missing girls, good memories. Then I turned nine and had even more fun......
10 years ago
aahh yes... the wonder years.
10 years ago
Never think of the possibility that he wasn't your dad & that's why he never hugged you?
10 years ago
Snikt, did you live across the alley from me in 1982.....bty, tell your mom I said hello...
10 years ago
I hope she can bear it.
10 years ago
You're one of the only ones on this site that can make lame puns funny.
10 years ago
Yes I'm beary good.
10 years ago
just bear with him, he's been here for awhile and tends to ramble on
10 years ago
ahaha. lmao babies kill you, you got pure gold rolling off your tongue!
10 years ago
Electrogonnorrhea when exactly are you going to post a picture of your 'I <3 BKY' tattoo?
...& out of curiosity just how much stuff have you ordered for delivery in the hope of seeing him in his tight little shorts?
10 years ago
It's the avatar that sells it...
10 years ago
And why was she (?) there in the first place?
10 years ago
Check out how smooth the reply option is now.
10 years ago
I can't stop!
10 years ago
Those dipshits have no excuse not to use the relpy option now.
10 years ago
Yeah I know, it's so pleasing now. Glad I came back!
10 years ago
Fucking Morphtastic..Its all like *bissshooouuu*.....
10 years ago
LOL I'm going to make that sound every time it does that now.
10 years ago
*bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about...
10 years ago
oh my god! that was awesome!
10 years ago
*bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
bishhooouuu
10 years ago
it really is orgasmic
10 years ago
Now wipe off your keyboard and say "bissshoooouuuu!"
10 years ago
Am I the only person who thought "Fucking hell stupid internet stop being so fucking slow"
...*bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
yeah i was the same way. then it just came all over me and my laptop.. i was impressed.
10 years ago
ajax sucks...
10 years ago
Does it talk?
10 years ago
Damn once that thing goes in it's going to slam shut.
10 years ago
Heres their description for their Pig penis shaped dildo "This is one of the longest toys we offer here at Zetacreations. Its about 14" long and has a corkscrew shaped head as a real boar does. The tip goes in rather gently and with just light preasure the entire toy will slide in and snake its way around leaving you with a very full feeling. The base is tapered for ease of going between the cheeks. The toy is floppy and wont stand on its own. Its one that will have to be guided inside. The feeling of the experiance will leave you squealing with pleasure ;) The dimensions are 1" across the tip, 4" long cork screw, and 14 1/2" overall length. "
10 years ago
Perfect pig pick up line...
"Wanna get screwed?"
10 years ago
Or, "I will leave you with a very full feeling."
10 years ago
"May I pork you?"
10 years ago
"C'mon baby let me show you the other white meat..."
10 years ago
"Wanna stuff my sausage?"
10 years ago
"Suck my dick!"
10 years ago
Sorry I got carried away right there..
10 years ago
Let me get out my pork sword.
10 years ago
Thanks guys, all of that made me want to vomit.
10 years ago
Isn't that a normal reaction for you after you have eaten something?
10 years ago
lol @ keefbox
10 years ago
Why all of a sudden am I a bulimic? I don't vomit after I eat, never have. Just the thought of having a farm animal stick anything in my twat is disgusting. But if it makes Balls laugh, carry on.
10 years ago
I wanna see the video of them making the models of the animal penis's....do they make a mold like the make your own dildo kit??
10 years ago
Do they have animal shaped fleshlights? How about a walrus vagina?
10 years ago
You know, I was wondering about that. They don't.
10 years ago
It's a scary thought when I read posts from other people on this sick website and find that they were thinking the exact same thing I was.
10 years ago
Then again i'm a sick fuck anyways.
10 years ago
girls of MS, would you use this on your hole????
10 years ago
Of course!!! You think I haven't already picked out my favourites for this site? I know its owner.
10 years ago
I would not honestly... unless they vibrate and light up, because those are fun.
10 years ago
^ serious video potential
*bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
*bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
Well, Hare, you should post pictures then. Just to, umm... prove that you weren't kidding... Yeah, that's it. *bishhooouuuu*
10 years ago
http://www.zoofur.com/male.html
10 years ago
<gurgling vomit sounds> fapfapfap
10 years ago
how do you think they got the bear to hold still lone enough to make the mold?
10 years ago
Well placed bullet, I imagine.
10 years ago
Does a bear anally rape in the woods?
10 years ago
Fuckin Canadians
10 years ago
How the fuck did you find this? And why were you looking for animal dildos?
10 years ago
It makes for good material, just go with it.
10 years ago
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