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National Beer Day!

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by thelordhumongous

submitted March 15th 2007

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Id make fun of Americans for this but it wouldnt really be fair on account of you all being England’s children, we should have thought you better...plus it’s about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!
11 years ago
You cunt...
11 years ago
yeah, ya cunt
11 years ago
*sniggers*
11 years ago
we also saved your asses in both world wars
11 years ago
^ "also"...? someone wanna explain what went on in Vietnam to this kid? I think what I said went over his head!
11 years ago
Vietnam, hmmm doesn't ring a bell, I'm sure if it did though I would probably remember the Zulu wars aswell.
11 years ago
or the battle of Hastings
11 years ago
Britain was never involved in VIETNAM!!! How did non of you know I was taking the piss out of the fact people are always saying "we saved your ass"
..Jesus Christ im shocked at your inability to understand what i was implying!
11 years ago
I notice most of this post is people calling "boom" a cunt......my work here is done.
11 years ago
Damn, you posted under me......so as far as Vietnam is concerned, I believe Arch and SFandango knew that, as for me, "WE SAVED YOUR ASS". HaHaHa
11 years ago
What does the Zulu war have to do with anything? WE won. Hastings you can have we did lose that...almost 1000 years ago!
11 years ago
Two words: Falkland Islands.
11 years ago
You mean the Malvinas?
11 years ago
Let's not forget the Suez Crisis! Eisenhower handed Eden's arse back on a plate and all via (shock horror) diplomatic means.
11 years ago
And the battle for the Suez Canal was a brilliantly strategized fight that we haven't acknowledged yet..
11 years ago
Children? Maybe Australia! I don't see the Union Jack anywhere on the the Stars & Stripes, We beat your ass (Arse) in 1776 & sent you "ome" only to repete it again in 1812, Now only if Ireland can follow in the same footsteps, Oh by the way you were saying what about India, Egypt?....The list goes on & on of the countrys that kicked your ass out...Pompous, our shit don't stink Brits!
11 years ago
And another thing, I met $ fought with the Aussie's in Nam & the people not the government of Australia hate your ass as much we do, As far as Viet Nam...The brits didn't have the balls to go in, or the $,you were to busy making it for the Queen Mum! My son came home from Iraq & said the same thing,(He hates you Arseholes) That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights because it was Tea Time.
11 years ago
& fought
11 years ago
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about history…beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
11 years ago
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about history…beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
11 years ago
& TWICE! Its so funny playing the role of Mr Protagonist.
11 years ago
Mustang51PNA "That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights" is theat when your pilots are not blowing us up? ...you ever though about training your pilots? or how about informing your soldiers not to shoot at everything that moves? mwhaha
11 years ago
This id fun but isn’t going to make me very popular I know...I concede in the hope of not becoming the next subvom.
*white flag* - if you cant beat em, do as the French do!
11 years ago
Shut up, your breath is killing me!! Go brush your fucking teeth you limely shit.
11 years ago
Been drinking again, Orange?
11 years ago
Yes he has, with Slapdash doing some blow along with the ale for a better buzz...Right nowv he sleeping, his mum changed his bottom, gave him his dummy & put him down for nap time.
11 years ago
i think oragie, your first joke failed.
11 years ago
Thing is, we all got the joke. Boom just didn't get that we got it........get it........
11 years ago
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
11 years ago
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
11 years ago
^ bugger!
11 years ago
I actually had to write an essay on "Why England Sucks" in kindergarten..
11 years ago
Sorry I just cant help myself sometimes, youre all just too easy!
...Ill behave now; promise!
11 years ago
I am too easy aren't I??I don't know I just feel like if a girl buys you a drink without you even asking her too, then it's your civic duty to take her home and lay the bird down...
11 years ago
^ HaHa well put... ...my bad!
11 years ago
In order to protect what credability I have left im going to change the direction of this thread with an interesting yet dubious fact:
Time slows down in lower gravity!
11 years ago
wow.
11 years ago
Australians don't hate the Brits that much anymore. We always need someone to humiliate (at least most of the time) in sport. In fact we probably hated during Vietnam, and even now, the US just as much. The primary reason Australia got into Vietnam so quickly was a desire to show up the Poms in our enthusiasm for US policy by signing up to a war quicker than they would (Holt and his "All the way with LBJ" pledge). That said Australians in secret probably like Yanks and Poms a little more than they care to admit, if only to gain their popularity and feel like they've made it.
11 years ago
Water goes the wrong way in your toilets...America & England win!
11 years ago
id like to thank england for cancer, and retarded babies to poo in.....
11 years ago
Considering most of Australia seem to hate USA as much as England, I think Mustangs statement is rather stupid. And the remark about teatime is simply quite ridiculous.

As for the Vietnam debacle... Whats the point of talking about a war you guys didn't even succeed in?
11 years ago
....plow that bicth right up her ho chi minh....
11 years ago
OMFG, Mustang, what colours does the US flag consist of!
11 years ago
Last Post, YES!!! Fuck a new string biotch. PS Brian Boytano would have made it national beer week.
10 years ago
you bloody cunt
11 years ago
talking about bloody
11 years ago
Am I too late to call someone a cunt?

You fucking stupid cunt.
11 years ago
It's just a family spat. America is like the teen son who told dad to "fuck off" and moved out. They still get together for Thanksgiving though. -muslims, on the other hand...
11 years ago
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