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Blue Balls

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted March 9th 2007

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Blue Balls
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looks like his balls visited wonka's factory!
10 years ago
yes, i know, lame. gimme a break.
10 years ago
gimme a break,
break my off a peice of that
10 years ago
me*
10 years ago
You want a piece of THAT? You're starting to worry me, Arch.
10 years ago
you gotta admit...it looks tasty. like those gusher fruit snacks.
10 years ago
a man has to fap. do you just endure the pain and keep goin' to town? fap, OW! fap, OW! fap, OW! then shoot blue ink like a fountain pen??
10 years ago
Maybe this guy ought to cut back on the male enhancement lotions/pills/injections?
10 years ago
Wow...what do you think did that? Testicular Contortion? Oh and do you guys still have that odd brit show with all the fucked up sex accidents? That shit was crazy!
10 years ago
did you mean tortion? cuz a tortion wouldnt do that. that's a whole new level of damage right there.
10 years ago
Looks like a tick when its fully engorged with blood, and his penis looks like the head
10 years ago
Ohsnap if your plane ever goes down in the desert and your boyfriend dies horribly, but you happen to have a load of grape juice on board with some sort of surgical tubing IV setup you now know that you can remove his scrotum and penile area (somehow) and inject the grape or maybe pomegranate juice into the scrotal area until it swells to the breaking point(as seen in photo)..That way when you go out in the desert you will have a handy little (maybe big, but probably not) canteen..In fact if there are lots of men on board who happen to perish as well you could gather up quite a horde of these pomegranate penis canteens..That way you wouldn't die of dehydration when you wander into the desert looking for help..Also look out for scorpions..
10 years ago
Or you can but herbs and spices in his scrotum and make a "tea bag" for when your parched.
10 years ago
Watch out for camels, too. They spit.
10 years ago
Apparently Coupland has some that swallow...
10 years ago
Its a giant scarab beetle sucking off some guy in the hospital.
10 years ago
"Great, big and black. Now do the same thing to my cock".
10 years ago
"you should have taken the leg, doc, when it started to go up above my knee!"
10 years ago
ooh shiny
10 years ago
Then gangrene set in.
10 years ago
Worst case of lupus I ever saw!
10 years ago
Did anyone even test for Lupus?
10 years ago
This guy's got balls. I'll give him that.
10 years ago
Nah, he's got a choke hold on a wiggle.
10 years ago
The first ever eggplant implantation into a man's genitals was a success.
10 years ago
I was going to say a Haggis implant, but I'm not sure if anyone outside the UK will get it.
10 years ago
Give the USA a little credit. What? Are we stupid?
10 years ago
Apparently so, yes.
10 years ago
Yes, most of them are, errrmm, present company excluded of course......
10 years ago
Mmmm, haggis... Too bad you can't legally sell that in the States. Of course, I know a butcher who'll make it, special order.
10 years ago
he had to go and fuck with johnny cage
10 years ago
an eggplant?
10 years ago
Kinda looks like a squid with one tentacle.
10 years ago
why in the hell... THESE CRAZY LUNATICS THESE DAYS.
10 years ago
OMG, holy fucking shit! The horror, the horror!
10 years ago
lmfao, what the fuck is going on? please?
10 years ago
Elephantiasis is one such endemic in coastal regions. They find it difficult to carry that load there.
10 years ago
Now you know what clawed balls looks like.
10 years ago
shit man, i told him not to eat the blue M n Ms
10 years ago
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