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Americans Say The Stupidest Things

Ahhhhh good ole CNNN... We have some of this clip already, but a bunch of the rest is new for the site... CNNN is basically just all about interviewing random people and showing how stupid the average person is... And no, they don't just make fun of Americans... It just happens that this is all this clip is full of ;)

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by yak

submitted March 9th 2007

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I take no responsibility for thse dumb-shits. Even Sulu was smarter than these fucks.
10 years ago
HAHA Sulu - "Oh, My!!"
10 years ago
What about Bones McCoy? Even he would be smarter. "Damnit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a walking encyclopedia!"
10 years ago
or scotty damn it captain I'm not a fucking magician
10 years ago
Exactly! Were good at building ships, not naming fucking countries!
10 years ago
Oh, yeah, us Yanks are total morons... they forgot the best country that starts with a "U" is Underwearland!!
10 years ago
Remember, "semper ubi, sub ubi." Unless you're a hot female (or it's laundry day).
10 years ago
works poetically and as a high school freshman latin student, but doesn't translate.
10 years ago
Yeah, I know it doesn't work right. But it's still funny to me.
10 years ago
they probably asked alot more people than that and just picked out the dumbest people.
We could do that in any country. just look for the dumbest people and ask them various questions.
10 years ago
and you look for dumb people how...apparently read MS comments. Yeh they just take the worst answers, crop them, and stick them up.
10 years ago
Here, most Yanks are idiots when it comes to outside the the US, they're so caught up on this "God Bless America" shit and that you's live the American dream, you's have the thickist people in the developed world. There's so many statistics to even prove it like your so far down the chart for a suposed super power its ridiculaous. Your empire is going to fall hard.
10 years ago
Now please try an prove me wrong, sure my own countrys education is two or three years ahead when it comes to first an secondrey education, let alone third level.
10 years ago
prove you wrong? screw that, i'd rather move to canada than try to defend dumb people. But canada has dumb people to, so does europe. It's all about where you go. Every country has dumb people and smart people. If someone wants to prove a point then they'll just edit out any footage that goes against their intended message. People like to see back and think all americans are dumb, because of footage like this. I live in america, and is considered an american, and i knew correct answers to 95% of those questions. Hell first thing that came to my mind was they were dumb f*cks. Don't base an entire country off a few stupid people. And as far as education is concerned, that has very little to do with the country and more to do with the person in question, the US education system works, there are just alot of dumb kids with dumb parents who dont make their dumb kids do the work. The very dumb people you saw in this video.
10 years ago
Emm i know it probably took a lot of takes to get this footage but there was a survey done recently and America is way down on the chart educationly, compared to the rest of the developed world. Look it up yourselve's. Just renforces the stereotype, seriously!
10 years ago
Well that and the gun hoe attitude, shoot first, ask questions later!
10 years ago
close, its shoot first, shoot again later.
10 years ago
Maybe it's the fact that the THC percentage in high grade marijuana has jumped to the ranges of 25-35%..
10 years ago
Haha i live in Europe, we get quality drugs with the exception of coke, thats danced all over, being from Columbia an the amount of people it goes through before it gets here.
10 years ago
What do you's pay for X ha, they not even worth a euro here.
10 years ago
What's with this "you's" bullshit? Common fuz, if you are going to claim superiority on a nation, don't sound like a fucking retard first.
10 years ago
Well, you always sound like a retard K-Silly, so you are not the person to talk.
10 years ago
Fuck you Hank, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about half the time. And Fuz, fuck you for making incredible generalizations like that (and actually having the balls to be serious about them). Not everyone in America is stupid, just like I'm sure not everyone in Europe is gay or a pussy. Hatechaguts is right, you can take a survey and edit out all the undesired information that doesn't work in your favor and POOF you can make an entire demographic appear any fucking way you want. You'd realize that if you weren't RETARDED. There are plenty of stupid people here, it's true. But there are plenty of stupid people everywhere else, so shut the fuck up because you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
10 years ago
You know, I can honestly say I don't know anyone who wouldn't know the correct answer/s to those questions. Except possibly the "coalition of the willing" cause I have no idea what that is.
10 years ago
Ok so America isnt 20th or something when it comes to educational standards in the devolped world. Some superpower yeah! Idiots
10 years ago
An by you being a member of American society, you contribute to the shit. Its your civil duty to make your country better.
10 years ago
fuz, youve spelled so many words wrong that i dont even know where to begin. words that most first graders in america have already learned.
10 years ago
Oh spelling mistakes, you got me
10 years ago
Point proven chomp
10 years ago
Yeah, he actually did. Idiot.
10 years ago
Proved what, ye fuckin dope, go back to school
10 years ago
Proved what, ye fuckin dope, go back to school
10 years ago
^^^ Idiot
10 years ago
Ok, so a spelling mistake makes my point invalid, idiot!
10 years ago
Say what you want about this being a bad reflection of your country but it's not far from the truth. Americans are ignorant assholes who will spend 4 years getting a bachelors in english to only work at starbucks and be unable to do grade 4 long division.
10 years ago
LOL, now THAT is an ignorant statement!^^^
10 years ago
fuck the the british
im sure we can find plenty more dumbass's over there
maybe tell em how to use a toothbrush too
10 years ago
ZING!
10 years ago
I like how you presume he/she's British... oh and the toothbrush/bad teeth thing doesn't actually and never has made any sense.
10 years ago
yea your bloody right chap
10 years ago
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....uhh, I mean S-M-A-R-T
10 years ago
I love the Simpsons! I love the Simpsons! L-U-V...uhhh, i mean L-O-V-E
10 years ago
if theres people this dumb in the number 1 country on earth, then i cant even imagine how dumb people are in other countries. theres no hope for this world.
10 years ago
Actually, statistically speaking, America is one of the most uneducated countries in the world. So there is hope fo the world, just not for you guys.
10 years ago
by what statistics? how exactly did the rest of the world manage to allow one of the most "uneducated" countries on earth, become the leaders of the world? how did these educated foreigners manage to allow an "uneducated" american become the richest man in the world? why exactly are all of the biggest inventions and best products that have become standard all over the world(television, PC, internet, etc.), american inventions? wow, i suppose all the other countries out there are full of "lazy geniuses", and decided to allow the americans take over and advance civilization past horses and carriages so that they could nap? sure.....
10 years ago
As far as inventions go, television Scottish, pc not sure but the first computers English & the basis for the internet set up between English scientists between various universities. Sorry.
10 years ago
First 'between' should read 'by'
10 years ago
fug im not in the mood for bullshit today. i know for a fact all three are US inventions. i could go on for ages with even more devices that you use on a daily basis. if not for the US youd still be celebrating the invention of the musket. i know that much is for sure.
10 years ago
I suggest that you go through the history books very carefully about those inventions before saying they're American. I'm not trying to say the English are clever & Americans are stupid or anything like that, I just don't like it when people claim things as their own & not giving credit to others. I'll allow you some credit on the guns, but at least we had progressed to shotguns after the musket. Cheeky fucker.
10 years ago
Not to burst anyones bubble but the Chinese invented gun powder and a little badass weapon known as a hand cannon"little cannon on a stick"built with a very crude but workable trigger mechanism"match lock style".
10 years ago
Fair play to the Chinese. Clever little bastards!
10 years ago
I was born in Nue-Ulm,Augsburg(Army Brat)have lived in Arizona for the last 39.3yrs.Watched this video,and started thinking about Germany.I love my country but that's damn embarrassing...
10 years ago
Hotshot, you really are acting like a stereotypical American whereas you believe that America is best and they invented everything. And with the guns, that is exactly the reason why America is the world leader. They have more guns than we do. We may live in an advanced world, but it is still run on primative means. Also, I didn't say "All Americans are stupid" I know some very smart Americans and have had American girlfriends that have been extremely intellegent, but it doesn't change the fact you are the most uneducated counrty. Sorry champ.
10 years ago
Sorry, i know this is a bit late , but all your advantaces in science or technoigly are from the Germans when the world war was over, where the fuck do you's think the rockets that go to space come from? That and most of the medical breakthroughs from today ! Live tests on Jews!
10 years ago
fuck! thats just embarrasing..
10 years ago
No surprise, this is just like the hero of the stupid, smerf.
10 years ago
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response, except for "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
10 years ago
Lmao, what the fuck were you trying to say, morphine? That statement was worthy of this video.
10 years ago
So what if American's are dumb....The English who put this show on couldn't even spell Mississippi correctly. (at 3:52)
10 years ago
So I fucked up and put an apostrophe in Americans....I never said I wasn't dumb.
10 years ago
or the fact that they spelled the word "idea" incorrectly as well.(ideia)
10 years ago
Why the fuck were they translating English into English subtitles. Is that for the deaf??? Or maybe just people who don't speak Australian?
10 years ago
How about the fact that the people who made this show ARE NOT FUCKING ENGLISH ...Jesus I think you just backed up the dumb American stereotype, just because they ask a few question relating to the UK you think its English?! Talk about being fucking naive
...fucking idiots! Its Australian.
10 years ago
Hey oranje. Some people cant tell the difference between an English accent from an Australian one. Perhaps if they had said "barby" or "shrimp" or "downunda" every other sentence then we Americans would have gotten the difference.
10 years ago
English - Australia what difference does it make?
10 years ago
Check your geography Quankers.
10 years ago
English and Aussie sound very very different.
10 years ago
Oh, and it wasn't the guys at the chaser who put these subtitles in, it was whoever made the clip.
10 years ago
AMERICA !!! FUCK YEAH!!!
10 years ago
RIMJOY!!! FUCK YOU!!!
10 years ago
Awww...come on now smerf, I think rinmjoy was just quoting Team America. Don't get all angry and shit, you meanie. heh
10 years ago
*rimjoy
10 years ago
Yeah, I know he was. Which is why I had to twist it into an insult. Nothing against him (?) personally, but that movie fucking sucked balls.
10 years ago
We should invade Peru! That fucking Pima cotton is damned comfortable..
10 years ago
Yea sure you can pick out the dumbest people and ask them questions. But that guy who said there were 4 sides in a triangle looked reasonably educated.

Thats shame right there.
10 years ago
No, he was black. Dont let the fact he could string two sentences together without any ebonics throw you off.
10 years ago
I work in people's houses all day long, you would not believe how many stupid people are here in the U.S.

There should be some sort of test you should have to take in order to vote. These dumbass people should not get the right to vote.

Fucking pathetic.
10 years ago
Amen.
10 years ago
Well, who wants to vote anyway when all there is to vote for are a couple of douchbags.
10 years ago
hmmm, i knew all the answers to those questions and im American. there are stupid/smart people everywhere. to group them in one place is ignorant and stupid in itself. you're just pointing the finger back at your country anyway because that's where people in America first came from.
10 years ago
so americans came from australia did they smart ass? you didnt get any of those questions right did you honey?
10 years ago
are you fucking retarded, any australian born person could have come to america at any time and had kids there, for fuck sake, making them americans!
10 years ago
And by the by, I was talking about aannnyy person out of the US that thinks that all Americans are dumb, not just this one particular video.
10 years ago
There are dumb fucks in every country. I have spoken to a lot of Americans who were smart and pleasant, and some who were narrow-minded, obnoxious cuntbags.
Go to any country and you find Smart and dumb in equal measure.

I live in Newcastle UK and you should see some of the thick fucks walking the streets. How they survive past the age of ten is amazing.
10 years ago
I have been living in the UK and Ireland for the past year. While I have met some nice, intelligent people, many of the people I have met have been the most repulsive, ignorant, vulgar, unintelligible morons that I have ever met - Not to mention the sheer frequency at which I meet these types of people on a daily basis. I have been attending university with the same people who claim to be uniquely superior to students at their same class level in the US - believe me, I know first-hand that educational standards and expectations are WAY higher in the US than over here. Moreover, if the education systems in other countries are so much better, then why are a majority of the top universities in the world (as listed by the LONDON TIMES) American universities?
10 years ago
bullshit! i did a 4 month exchange program when i was 15.. none of my new american class mate had even heard of trigonometry let alone how to use it! FUCK!!! we learn that shit at 13!!! sorry but i dont want to hate on america but you are way behind on education compared to europe.
10 years ago
Actually, the UK has a better system than the Americans. Mostly because you can still get the shit kicked out of you by the teachers if you dont shut up and learn.
10 years ago
Uh...Didn't Jay Leno start this whole thing? An American? And then there was a game show in the US that dealt with it? It was funny! Depressing. But funny! Quit getting your panties in a twist people! And yes...I would have to say there are plenty of those people roaming around the US. Are they in other countries too? Oh hell yeah!
10 years ago
From now on i will never take an american seriously........ sorry
10 years ago
don't let what they show you make your decision. many of us are beyond angry. sincerely pissed the fuck off. it's especially nice when our president makes references to the revelutionary war. apparently the entire idea of freedom was lost somewhere within the past twenty to four thousand years. just goes to show, its all what you make it.
10 years ago
it truly is a sad state of afffairs when we look at the texture of this human existance, and all we can find is fear. i am saddened with this ideal of religious superiority. no matter which way we might want to explore... if you don't buywhat the pope is sellin' you're going straight to hell. fuck that shit. i don't like lies.
10 years ago
Lies are good. For example, Hank Chinaski is god! That's a good lie. Or you could say "Hank Chinaski breathes and gives live to all life everywhere." And that too is a good and constructive lie. Repeat after me, "Hank is our god. Hank is god. Hank is the only god." Repeat three times. Bow three times. Then go home and send me some money. Marni Mansion #302, Kamifukubara 5-13-50, Yonago, Tottori, Japan, 683-0004
10 years ago
hank. come on now. everyone knows your name is not beer. i don't buy your brand of deception, i prefer old style. because i'm poor white cosmopolitian trash.
10 years ago
You must be an ALT, Hank. Am I right?
10 years ago
Jonee, I don't know what your talking about. Balls, yes, you are very close. I came over as that, but now I am just trying to live here and make a living. We all have to make a living somewhere, right?
10 years ago
Yeah, thought so. You have that human tape recorder vibe going for you.
10 years ago
Um, a tape recorder is something you hear not read. You, by the way, have that human feces vibe going for you. And yes, I can smell it.
10 years ago
Hank;The best part of you ran down your mothers leg,the rest stayed in the transients sandwich bagged dick.Take your life with something blunt you worthless piece of amphibious shit.Your sister's a lousy fuck by the way,but you knew that didn't you...
10 years ago
that's not fair... a majority of them were of some ethnic minority. (and according to the average ms user, they are dumb) yet cnnn managed to avoid quizzing asian-americans. that's cuz we're smart mofos.
10 years ago
i had no idea you were asian. Oh how that mystical world which can lick it's own ass never ceases to amaze me.
10 years ago
why are you eating a domo kun boodles :(
10 years ago
Gloryhole you fucking retard, they were Australian. You just proved the point even more so.
10 years ago
Er, reply button please.
10 years ago
name a country begging with 'U'

Utah?

i think you amerians should start a new war with someone for that, its clearly deserved
10 years ago
...how about we start a war with Utah?
10 years ago
seriously. those fucking Mormons wouldnt know what hit 'em!
10 years ago
Yeah, the only problem is, they're basically prepared for Armageddon.
10 years ago
Utopia was even funnier.
10 years ago
use the reply button
10 years ago
this guy just doesn't get it does he. hmmm and he's not american. WE FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM!
10 years ago
Speaking of stupid Americans..Happy birthday K-Billy
10 years ago
Oh & @ all of you who got defensive about it just pointing out stupid Americans as though all Americans are like that, DUHHH! Obviously its a fucking joke relax!
10 years ago
p.S. K-Billy im not sure if the time zones differences make much difference to this but im pretty sure you share a birthday with Bin Laden :)
10 years ago
Wonderful news! At least it's not like my mothers, who incidentally shares her birthday with Hitlers! DOH!
Oh, and thanks! LOL!
10 years ago
Actually, K-frilly is a dumb American.
10 years ago
As opposed to you, who's just dumb.
10 years ago
Haha@smerf
10 years ago
(@ oranjeboom) exactly, im from the US and im not gonna cry about some Australian who made a funny tape.
10 years ago
Jesus Hank, which teat did i squeeze to make you so irritated? I am almost done for crying out loud! Give me just a little more milk baby! Then you can go to your box again.
10 years ago
So you share your birthday with Bin Laden, and your mother with Adolph Hitler, my birthday is the same as Joseph Stalin's. Is there a link between evil rulers and Mucho members?
10 years ago
Oh, the fucking idiots on this site. It's amazing. I think Smerf, Electrodiarrhea, and K-fag were actually in that video. Or maybe they were edited out for being too dumb.
10 years ago
THIS is what happens when you let lawyers protect the stupid- they breed and make more stupid people.
10 years ago
and you are evidence of this.
10 years ago
Haha, the americans are so fucking narrowminded into their own country.. :D that clip was hilarious..
10 years ago
Haha, I'm sure you are a moron as well, vermin. You think you can do better? I'm an American. I bet I could beat you any fucking day, you pussy. Just step up, I'll fucking clean you out.
10 years ago
Hank. You sure do fling a lot of poo around, but you never bring "it." What are you talking about here? You're calling an idiot nobody out, challenging them to a trivia contest? This is the INTERNET! Wikipedia is right there, for everyone. Trivia doesn't cut it here. You have to establish yourself as a presence through your astute commentary and humor. So far, you really haven't managed either.
10 years ago
Well said Balls
10 years ago
I'm actually going to have to agree with balls on this one. Rare.
10 years ago
Sometimes I just talk shit for my own amusement. And I usually only post here when I'm drunk, so...poo gets flung. Sorry if I hit you the balls, Malone.
10 years ago
lol..this video is not suprising at all..seriously if you were to walk down the street and ask these questions anywhere in the US you would get responses like this..its not to say that Americans are stupid just oblivious..lol
10 years ago
lol..this video is not suprising at all..seriously if you were to walk down the street and ask these questions anywhere in the US you would get responses like this..its not to say that Americans are stupid just oblivious..lol
10 years ago
lol..this video is not suprising at all..seriously if you were to walk down the street and ask these questions anywhere in the US you would get responses like this..its not to say that Americans are stupid just oblivious..lol
10 years ago
How impressive, a triple post. Maybe too much surfing waikiki?
10 years ago
yea that was my bad..my internet kept freezing up on me..lol
10 years ago
I'm just so thankful that the USA is rightfully considered the "melting pot". How many of those interviewed aren't even citizens of the USA? How fuckin poignant that you fucking retards have so much criticism for answers given by people who are immigrants in a city and nation that welcomes them by the millions.
10 years ago
yeah all those white people with southern accents were just people from south vietnam on vacation.

10 years ago
they were probably canadians. you would never meet an american in the city with that kind of accent.
10 years ago
omg......well, if we are all smart there will be no fun:)
damn.....four?!?!?:)))
10 years ago
Git ti France and ask the Moslems anything. Theyd be even stupider. I can answer all of those questions.
10 years ago
'you're SUPPOSED to take care o your kids, nigga' 'I'd stay out o jail' / 'well, you're not SUPPOSED to go to jail, you dumb fuck' - Chris Rock
10 years ago
nah come on this has to be fake man. If not, Its time for some nuke action.
10 years ago
nuking yourself would be crazy loco!
10 years ago
Ok with a population of almost 300 million of course America will stand out as having an overwhelming number of idiots compared with a country with only 20 million (thats you Australia). Its becomes apparent when looking at things from this perspective that a country with this many people cant possibly provide for their education as efficiently as a smaller developed country can. We also are going to have alot more people that simply dont give a shit, which im sure your country has plenty of. Our bell-curve is naturally going to be alot bigger. So why hate us and generalize us for being a massive group of people?
10 years ago
I thought they were ignorant - but they are just plain dumb
10 years ago
So are you.
10 years ago
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