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Shark Munchies

Man thats a bite in the my ass!

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted March 7th 2007

28 comments
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Shark Munchies
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comments (28)
Well, sucks to be him.
11 years ago
dude, like, that totally harshed his surf session
11 years ago
hmm munchies...
11 years ago
yes, it is a bite in the my ass?

yeah, fuck the ocean i think we should drain it, fuck sharks too!
11 years ago
Where would we put all the water, Mrs Hush, ever think of that?!
11 years ago
well.. mars is pretty dry this time of year...
11 years ago
We should make a great big fuckin' glass crater out of the sea!
11 years ago
Ya! And blow up the moon!
11 years ago
FAKE. A shark with a mouth that big would have taken the whole chunk out.
11 years ago
The skin looks like foam
11 years ago
He was probably led on his board when bitten. That stops the shark tearing the whole chunk off. Must still sting a bit though.
11 years ago
Here we only have three layers of skin, not an inch of it for fucksake
11 years ago
As explained elsewhere on this post, there is also the fat and other subcutaneous tissue in the bit that you can see. Go back to biology class and listen this time. Fuckwit.
11 years ago
Emm, never did biology but some of those tears look too clean.
11 years ago
The skin and tissue look completely fake. Skin is not that thick. There should be alot more blood on the guy and the beach.
11 years ago
Though it does look a little fake, that's not all skin. There's also subcutaneous tissue, as well as dermis and fat. So, even though I agree with you that this doesn't look real, it's possible that it is.
11 years ago
I knew one of you retards would call fake. This kid lost all of his blood before he reached the shore. Which is the reason there is no blood on the beach. http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/sharkattack.asp
11 years ago
yeah theres no blood cause the kid is dead. no heart pumping means no blood leaking.
11 years ago
Yay, adipose tissue, yay!
11 years ago
ass we swim our lives away
11 years ago
The salty water sure would sting when it got in that cut.
11 years ago
"cut"?...lol
11 years ago
this kind of proves that we are not viable food for sharks and that once they realise they have biten a human being they tend to let go.
11 years ago
Tastes like chicken
11 years ago
Tastes more like pork, so I've been told.
11 years ago
Mmmmmm...rump roast.
11 years ago
Gonna be real painful the next time he tries to take a shit.
11 years ago
he doesnt shit anymore, he died 4 years ago.
11 years ago
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