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Golfing With Jesus

Jesus shows how to properly grip it!

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by n3gative3

submitted March 3rd 2007

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Golfing With Jesus
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See why Christians and Catholics think pedophilia is ok?
11 years ago
Yeah but jesus at least knows to go for the little girl if jesus truly believed in catholic ideals he'd be teaching the little boy how to "put" <>< mantrain
11 years ago
i thought this should really be about mouhammmaddajihadijan. I mean, that guy was a real fucking perv, what with his 12 year old gang fuck and all.
11 years ago
I don't see what the big deal is, all Jesus is doing is showing the little girl how to properly hit balls. One day she'll be 18 and she'll be in an amateur porn video using that same golf club to drive at a man's testicles, and guess which site it will be posted on?
11 years ago
MILF Hunter?
11 years ago
Yeah, sure, we'll go with that.
11 years ago
At least he is going after the right gender.
11 years ago
Hmmm... can't see quite a few of Jesus's fingers. I wonder where they are hiding.
11 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks Jesus GOLFING is more disturbing than the sexual innuendo?
11 years ago
I was thinking the same thing.
11 years ago
I was wondering what happens if the messiah plays during a thunderstorm.
11 years ago
I'm guessing it would be a lot like me failing to call my father "Sir." He'd probably get away with it unless his father was in a bad mood.
11 years ago
Hey, if the guy in Caddy Shack can do it, Jesus probably can too.
11 years ago
"This is how you would go pee pee if you were the superior of the race!"
11 years ago
"Species"
11 years ago
Race is also an acceptable term, ie "the human race."
11 years ago
so who's winning the human race? or more importantly, who is losing?
11 years ago
At least the little girl is happy.
11 years ago
Wouldn't you be?
11 years ago
...God is an Englishman!
11 years ago
What, has bad teeth, eats fish and chips, and like soccer riots?
11 years ago
*likes
11 years ago
Hey, shut it smUrf! etc etc <- haha I told you...
11 years ago
Does god smell like English Leather and Bass ale??
11 years ago
English leather doesn't smell like English leather.
11 years ago
"okay, now to get the proper back swing you need to move your hips slowly o the right....ahhh thats it, now move the slowly to the left.....ooooohhhhh, yeah like that. Now get on up on your tip toes.....ahhhhhh, yeah yeah, your doing wonderful. Now go slowly back down....uuuuuugh, thats fantastic, really, its great. Now bend over and touch your toes...OOOOOHHH, WOW thats tremendous form. Now I'm gonna put my hands on your hips to help guide you up and own so we can start your backswing"
11 years ago
Big hitter, the messiah.
11 years ago
Between him and Moses, biggest cheaters on the links.
11 years ago
It's all in the hips...
5 years ago
Quiet you!
5 years ago
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