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Googles Master Plan?

Its funny cuz its true. I used to like Google, but over the past year I've seen them do some really shady things to hedge out smaller startup companies, when they really didn't have to.. Google is slowly becoming "The Evil" that they were once trying to be against in my opinion.

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by yak

submitted March 1st 2007

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I use to like Google too, and a big suck shit to anyone who thought they would keep their little don't be evil slogan. lol, they're just corporate fucks like the rest of them.
11 years ago
Well they already got down on their knees when it came down to the Chinese government and dissidents.
11 years ago
I read in The Times that Google is the 2nd largest advertiser in the UK with £1.6bil in revenue, just after ITV with £1.63bil which I do believe it pretty good for a ‘search engine’
..& yea with China they only allowed government approved info to be accessed by Chinese citizens till its PR department decided it made them look bad and pulled out.
11 years ago
I used to hate google until they started taking over the world now I masterbate to their logo every day. Long live google!
11 years ago
idk this seems like a long shot to just throw at you
i just think its the all about the money, thats everybodys goal nowa days
11 years ago
Jesus Christ, Google is going to destroy us all.
11 years ago
Unless transfats get us first.
11 years ago
google = srs bsnss
11 years ago
That guy has quite the speech impenitent. This is probably a smear campaign by Ask.com because they know their search engine goes weak.
11 years ago
Did we really need them to inform us who did this video with the last 20 seconds of it? Isn't that impeding on my privacy?
11 years ago
I don't quite follow how the credits are capable of doing that.
11 years ago
Knowing































Knoing







































Knowing what you did in the last 20 hours is what googlism is all about. Start fucking. I'll search "tranny anal"























11 years ago
Then "icy hot"
11 years ago
Then i'll search "wild Tazmanians"
11 years ago
Chili dogs.
11 years ago
T-Bone
11 years ago
My cock in mymotherstaplersasshole
11 years ago
Stapler's a cunt.
11 years ago
No offence to my moms a slut ....or whatever...you're still cool.
11 years ago
Fuck with google.
11 years ago
Twister. Thanks? I guess?
11 years ago
Quick, I need to know who the new nice guys of the internet are now so I can pile all my stuff in so I can act smugly in front of my friends and their ties to the big, unethical corporations.
11 years ago
Hot dogs with mayo.
11 years ago
Google is fucking with the timing of these posts.
11 years ago
WTF was that? a Liam Gallagher PSA? jk
11 years ago
Doogle SUCKS Gigk.
11 years ago
Twister's drunk.
11 years ago
And he likes fat chicks.
11 years ago
anyone else get the urge of just wanting to kick the fucking shit out of the narrator for the way he says privacy?
11 years ago
That was the google talking.
11 years ago
uh huh..
11 years ago
1984 in 2007? I use Yahoo anyway.
11 years ago
the way things are shaping up, if google isn't the one who's going to know everything about everyone, then another company will. In fact, there are probably companies out there right now who know all types of shit about you. At least we know the name of one, and they give us a really neat search engine to find nude pictures of famous celebs.
11 years ago
Ah, Google's still cool... best search engine and Google Earth is great.
11 years ago
I'm not sure it's the best. My understanding was that it worked a bit like a popularity contest so despite their continued best efforts, people think up ways to scam their way up to the top of the results.
11 years ago
google is by no means even CLOSE to the best search engine... they however are one of the biggest, which makes their searches *SEEM* better
11 years ago
If it aint Google it's Yahoo!, if it aint them it's some other fucker. It doesn't matter who you pick on coz there will always be some organization collecting your info. Not like CIA, FBI & MI5 are watching at all is it?
11 years ago
Saw this a while ago. It should be a surprise to anyone. In a previous job, I would have had access to your birthday, SS/SIN number, DL number, bank acount information, etc. if you had leased a or financed car in the US or Canada from a major dealer. I never had to sign any privay forms or be accountable to anyone. Many people can find out more about you than you can access yourself. Privay is an illusion.
11 years ago
So if you do research on how to commit crimes don't use google.
11 years ago
even if google were conducting molecular biology research what the hell does that have to do with anything.
11 years ago
You ever see the movie or play the game Resident Evil? Think the Umbrella Corp.
11 years ago
i hate scare mongering....it's scary. like raising threat levels when the economy starts to slow. or telling us they onyl raise threat levels to help the economy...wait which one was it...shit
11 years ago
If you go onto Google and search for great deals on razor blades for your company one day, and then plane tickets the next, Google will inform the Dept. of Homeland Security and you will be put on the terrorist watch list. They have a list of keywords that when entered will trip all sorts of alarms. In the old movie "Hackers" they say that your name goes through 17 computers a day even if you don't do anything. Can you imagine how many it goes through today?
11 years ago
the movie "hackers" was pretty much a huge fucking joke to the hacking community :(
rollerblading... lol.
11 years ago
Yeah... a young Jolie's titties and a 28.8 bps modem, you can't ask for more in a movie
11 years ago
woooooaaaaaaaaah look at those fractals.......
11 years ago
in altavista there are pornvideos and pics. in google not.
11 years ago
Turn safe search off.
11 years ago
Hey goys, i'm selling tin-foil hats on ebay for $20 a pop. Plus razor blades and plane tickets for anyone going on a business trip...
11 years ago
Why should I care?
11 years ago
When the moral police decide that perverts should be jailed before they have a chance to commit crimes, all those searches you did will come back to haunt you.
Except the "prison sex" searches, those might come in handy. Hhehehe.
11 years ago
porn is a billion dollar industry for this country, i seriously don't think we'll do any crack downs on society's porn.

Plus I can't forsee them putting me in jail considering I don't look for illegal porn
11 years ago
This is bull shit...Google is a search engine and I agree that it's only about money..I'm so sure they scan everybody's e-mail and keep data-bases on everyone, this is stupid. Ever think that they want the ideal information search engine..where you can get all you need in one spot - except all this stupid "priv acy" stuff (damn Brits). The more smaller engines they take over, the bigger they get, meh. Fuck'em, they're useful so I say giv'er
11 years ago
yeah who cares about privacy as long as you get good search results for "porn".........
11 years ago
I for one celebrate our new Google eyed masters. And I can help round up people to toil in their underground pR0n caves.
11 years ago
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