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Beer Launcher

Better than the rubber floor.

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted March 1st 2007

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You know some punk Mormon kid that attentds MIT probably built this and in order to maintain some symbolance of cool he loaded it with Miller's..Normally I bet that fucker is chock full of TAB cola..
11 years ago
what, jealous? I'd love to have one, that's pretty sweet, and he's gotta be fairly good with mechanics to do that (or robotics whatever)
11 years ago
"and you know he's gotta be fairly good with mechanics to do that (or robotics whatever)" You know Derk maybe thats where the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reference in my post may have come into play...And jealous no..No why? Because I my friend am a stoner, not a drinker..And I have a lazyboy recliner that is converted into a hookah style bong..
11 years ago
im a stoner and a heavy drinker, see, you can be both
11 years ago
keefbox, I don't consider MIT a real school :P, or Academy Canada for that matter.
11 years ago
hey dumbshit, put the fridge next to the couch so you can reach it, and so it's not in the middle of the god damn room.
11 years ago
^^ He has a point
11 years ago
sheahh.. shaken-up, exploding cold beer anyone? and prey a drunken friend doesn't screw with the keylock mechanism... say goodbye to that $3000.00 plazma.
11 years ago
My qestion is why is there not a short fat Mexican lying on the floor while he tosses all that beer into that box? It is "light beer" after all.
11 years ago
I have a name for it. The "Here, YOU drink this beer that is now a fucking bomb" machine.
11 years ago
Don't forget to tap the top three times
11 years ago
Although it is pretty cool, you would only be able to use it properly if you had figured out the trajectory already. If you are off by just a little bit, you would get a nice cold beer in the face.
11 years ago
Maybe it's the principle of the thing, but if you're drinking beer of all things, it really couldn't hurt you to GET OFF THE COUCH to get another one.
11 years ago
Myself, I drink whisk(e)y and when drinking I keep the bottle in its home with all the other bottles. That way, if I'm having trouble getting over there to get another drink, I take that as a sign it's time to slow it down.
11 years ago
i drink my beers pretty fast, it does hurt get off the couch to get another one every fucking 3 minutes.drinkin whisky? must be a wealthy man
11 years ago
Rich no... but definitely with means. However here in Japan a beer at the store is $2 and a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label is $20. So if you figure a 26 ounce bottle = 26 beers, whisky is significantly cheaper. However, I'm allergic to beer so I can't drink it much anyway. :*(
11 years ago
I'd like to see him open that beer and go PSSSSCHHHCH!!!! all over the room
11 years ago
After a few alchiebrews whos gonna be that coordinated to catch one anyway? STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!!
11 years ago
If you're design a thing like that it would be better to have it open it, pour it into a chilled glass and then hand it to you. much more civilised.
11 years ago
Some very old coke-cola machines had foot pedals to dispense the product,put that next to the tv,get yourself a 1/8th scale r/c wheel loader,get thirsty,fire up the r/c,drive up to coke machine,hit foot pedal with bucket of r/c,coke(or any other bottled beverage of choice)falls into bucket,maneuver r/c to your waiting hand.....
11 years ago
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