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Where is the bone in the nose?

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted February 28th 2007

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Go to Iraq with me, you fucking waste products, and then you can have something to emo about besides mommy not loving you and having cream put in your coffee.
11 years ago
How to dress emo 2.0 CLASSIC!!!!!
11 years ago
Kristian! oh I'm sorry "Varg". Hows life out of prison, you doing any new stuff with Burzum.?
11 years ago
yeah, 2.0 is sooo much better than 1.9.3b
11 years ago
too embarrassing to watch, no thanx
11 years ago
The Emo Emu had me in tears, and the point system was a joke on Uncyclopedia and many other sites. But I guess in North Dakota, teh interwebs is rly srs business, srsly. Not to meantion they live 3 years behind the rest of the world.
11 years ago
yeah.... it actually started to bother me that the news reporter and the people being interviewed were so serious about the shit that was obviously satire... (i hope)
11 years ago
Praise the media for digging deep and bringing us the hard facts!
11 years ago
btw i'm up to 38,500 emo points... how about you guys???

11 years ago
38,499...so close! DAMN YOU
11 years ago
well i was at about 35,000 but i recently tried to commit suicide...so im not really sure where im at now.
11 years ago
is there a cheat code for this game? ... up down left right...
11 years ago
Yes the cheat code is down, down, down, down, wrist, pause. NOT left, right, left, right, left ,right.
11 years ago
bragging rights, ahahaha. btw im bout to drop the toaster in the tub, 10,000,000 points here i come...
11 years ago
COTB i love you. please again have my babies
11 years ago
commit suicide and you win the game!!! get to work!
11 years ago
i'm negative 5 points. WTF?
11 years ago
this quiz http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=930 says I'm emo, WTF!?!?!?!!
11 years ago
Yeah, it gave me the same answer. WTF?
11 years ago
I thought they were talking about Emo Phillips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-s_Hvk4kQ
11 years ago
these kids dont even know what pain is....there should be prize for being emo...a black pinata the shape of the green day lead singer...filled with cyanide pills...eat up...if u swallow cyanide then u can progress to the emo bonus round....
11 years ago
Look, emo sucks big time but these stupid fuckers fell for the joke and what stupid 13 year olds actually think. Most of the shit they talked about and showed is stuff making fun of emo fuckers not "how-to's" on emo. Now excuse me while I go write a song about how my 8th grade girlfriend dumped me because I didnt have pubes yet.
11 years ago
Don't take my fucking song ideas! Bitch!
11 years ago
wow this is getting outa control, I think we need to form an Anti-emo coalition, or just some sort of small group that carries around flogging sticks for beati...er...correcting emo kids
11 years ago
its called listening to metal, no one hate them more then metal heads
11 years ago
Except my old boss. Fucking metal as hell, but has a theory about the emo girls: "See, you gotta hook up with one of them goth, emo, whatever you wanna call them, girls. They're more willing to take it up the pooper."
11 years ago
What!? A secret of life revealed!
11 years ago
really... and where do i find one of these willing emo girls????
11 years ago
Well, in my case they used to walk into the store. But they were always underage and with their fathers, so that kinda puts a damper on it.
11 years ago
best... video... ever... roflll
11 years ago
Wow, its impressive that a news station uses random websites as relevent, factual sources. That cop failed as a parent by letting his kid turn emo.
11 years ago
This whole subject pisses me off.

Emo is a horrible term. Everyone should live with a emotion.

And dressing "emo" is stupid too. This whole video just proved Amercans(in general) are fucking retarded.

The kids for mutilating their bodies because, "I hurt so much on the inside, I need to hurt on the outside" They have no fucking idea how good they have it. Using pain as a fashion statement. Fuck you.

And the adults in the video are worse than the kids. "Emos"; I've never heard anyone say that. Ever. The song clips the played, most the pictures and the quiz are all ripping on emo kids, and the fuck wad adults can't see past the humor or sarcasm.

FUCK.
11 years ago
You know I see all these little emo fuckers every day and just want to run them all over with my car. They all seriously need to "drink the red koolaid" already. They all have Mommy & Daddy issues and the "issue" is that Mommy & Daddy have created a generation of spoiled, self centered, greedy, whiny, little mother fuckers who got "time outs" instead of the shit beat out of them for being bad. So now they all grow up craving all this attention, when all they really need is a brick upside the fucking head. Today, take part in their pain by putting your foot to their fucking head every time you see one of these little wastes of fucking space on the street. I might go to the local high school and have the principle round up all the "emo" fuckers into one class room, and then run a tube from the exhaust pipe of my 2004 GTO right into the class room and gas them all. Auswitchs comes to the Suburbs. Let them all write a fucking song about that...
11 years ago
Well said Captian
11 years ago
you bought a GTO? that makes me want to cry like an emo.
11 years ago
You mean a Holden Monaro?
11 years ago
thats one of the stupidest fucking statements ive ever read, now dont get me wrong i hate these little fuckers too but im not gonna act like an old man about it, its just a fucking fad how many 40 year old goths do you see, and as far as beating your kids if i heard somone say that shit on the street i would fucking stab them, thats just an easy way out when u dont know how to be a real parent.
11 years ago
You can say that again! If people knew how to raise their kids, I probably wouldn't have killed all those people.....
11 years ago
this reminds me of columbine, with the whole trench-coat mafia bullshit.
i feel bad for the kids in that school, when i remember all the shit i got after those fuckheads shot all those kids. i wish they would all just kill themselves so the idiocy of their parents and cops wouldnt piss me off anymore.
11 years ago
lol.. white suburban kids who think their lives are shit..WOW its amazing how hard their lives are and how much they have to struggle through everyday life..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..well hopefully theyll just kill themselves off
11 years ago
I thought EMO was short for ESKIMO. :[ I'm so uncool... *sigh* Minus 1,000,000 cool points for me.
11 years ago
i thought they all wanted to be emo phillips. that guys a bit of a fuck up anyways
11 years ago
Stupid fag kids. But it's understandable - if sheriff Fatasscountrymusic was my dad, I'd fucking want to die too.
On the bright side, at least the fuckers are deluded enough to think anything notable will ever come of their lives. They might as well kill themselves, it just means 60 fewer years of being a nobody an wasting resources.
11 years ago
hehehe, they don't even know they're born
11 years ago
i'm so sad... i'm going to write an emo poem.

the cold world is black

love is bleeding blue

cut myself so i can feel

boo hoo
11 years ago
Hey, I wrote a poem too! Hem. Here goes....
<br>


As midnight churns its blackend beasts,
I find myself at royal feasts,
Of mortal men and drunken wives,
Their hearts are black, and short are their lives.
On turning spits, chickens drip
With watching dogs, and licking lips,
The wine is poison, the liquid death,
Yet it flows freely with baited breath.
Jestures dance with masks of pain,
Of fallen comrades dead and slain,
The drumming heels, the slamming fists,
Dull knives slide deeply on upturned wrists.
Glassy screams, glassy eyes, line the corridor I softly creep.
With blackened boots, and blackened cape, my eyes scream
terror, tourture, and rape. My talloned fingers and
shredded skin, seek the throats of those with sin.
Their souls are mine, their screams are blunt.
Another dead this midnight hunt.
I am the Midnight Cowboy so speak of me well,
And tell the Gatekeeper I sent you,
On your journey to hell.
11 years ago
It works better if you read it in a sinister mean evil guy voice.
11 years ago
emo is false as hell but there is not much hotter than an emo girl who is about to cry or just stopped crying, haha
11 years ago
lol! the sheriff/deputy was classic. "yeh, whut ya got der is'ah that there ah emo thing der."
11 years ago
fucking emos
11 years ago
Why is that cop wearing a New Orleans saints hat?
11 years ago
It was a sheriff's dept hat, rippin on the Saints for sure though.
11 years ago
Me no understand. If somebody wants to be an emo, that is giving them an aim in life therefore contradicting what being emo is all about. Or have I missed something on the way??
11 years ago
Shouldn't that cop be considered emo because of that fucking hat covering one or both of his eyes?
11 years ago
After watching this, I became emo. I can't believe the world is this fucking retarded. Next thing you know the media will be using a photo shopped pic from MS as evidence in some scandal. Just because spoiled kids act out means theres an epidemic! Get fucking real.
11 years ago
its fucking retarded to wear pants that cut off circulation to your balls. guys, gilr pants have the name "girl pants" for a reason.
11 years ago
this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.
people realize that anything can be emotional, right? a women giving birth is emo? jeese the guy from Korn is fucked up, so he's emo too.
11 years ago
Emo's are kids who want attention, keep giving it to them. Society and it's media are douchebags.
11 years ago
yeah i really hate emo's too.
I'm going to go listen to Taking Back Sunday and My Chemical Romance now cause they will get me bare emo points on the emo scale.

11 years ago
everyone whines about these pathetic emos.. but thats all you do.

go out there and push them over tell them to their face to stop wearing mummys eyeliner.. it aint right, beat one or two up if you have to.. kick them in the cunty balls and tell them they might aswell not have any balls.. AMKE THEM KILL THREMSELVES! MAKE THEM FUCK OFF FROM THIS PLANET AND THEIR SHITTY AS MUSIC! FUCKING ASSHATS
11 years ago
This vid is just as painful as when the mass media tried (and failed) to explain what ATHF is.
11 years ago
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