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Vista Speech "Recognition"

Much too long, but it at least gets the point across I think.

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by yak

submitted February 28th 2007

72 comments
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comments (72)
first niggaz!
11 years ago
this guys an ass...show me capital i on the keyboard
10 years ago
FIX THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE ON THIS FUCKING SITE!
11 years ago
can you ban this jackoff? or would that be like prejudice? cause i hate idiots.
11 years ago
then he could delete his account and make another one and never stop annoying you lol
11 years ago
The coolness of it all completely negates its infuriating fuck-ups. Maybe...
11 years ago
Wow what a fucking waste of time. Vista is crap.
11 years ago
The guy doing the demo is crap. maybe if her made up his mind what he wanted to say! Straight up he says "Open Open parenthesis". Seriously, I hate fucktards that bag out computer programs! You might as well complain, rant and blog about the positioning of the buttons on your DVD player.
11 years ago
and who says 'thankyou' to their computer anyway?
11 years ago
Actually it would appear he did want "open open parenthesis" but you can just ignore that so you don't look stupid.
11 years ago
This seems a lot more fun to play with than Window's voice XD
11 years ago
I don't know.
11 years ago
What idiot in their right mind would ever use voice recognition software to program. Secondly.. what idiot would say thank you into their mic after each statement while using voice recognition..

The idiot aside..

It looks like it dictates your speech quite well, however lets face it.. voice recognition software will never be able to learn punctuation, etc.. it might learn how to capitalize names, and first letters of sentences etc.. and perhaps could learn your patterns, but I remember voice recognition software being a big deal about 5 years ago or so.. maybe longer.. I can actually type almost as fast as I can talk, so the only purpose I see this having is multitask-fapfapfap'ing
11 years ago
Obviously it's for people who have fapped their hands off!
11 years ago
So that explains the "Chocolate Milk" picture about a week ago.
11 years ago
the reason he did it was because in microsofts windows vista press conf they basically said that it will help programmers speed up their production by using it (something along those lines)
11 years ago
hands fapped off...funny shit...anyway i think it was more of a demonstration...frankly it's coming a long way i think
11 years ago
ok its gotta long way to go before they start advertizin
11 years ago
sorry, yak. I didn't mean to stfu you. 8(
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser continues. *
4 years ago
I used MS Office speech reco. and it seemed to work better than this. If you have it, try this "This nudist play will wreck a nice beech."

Anyone?
11 years ago
This new display will recognize speech?
11 years ago
Vishnu dis playful reak of nice bitch?
11 years ago
New disc play of judas priest?
11 years ago
i hate dirty mexicans?
11 years ago
The new display will recognise speech? correct? am i a human enigma?
11 years ago
....machine, that makes it work better at this time!
11 years ago
oh shit naz beat me...ah well fuck him!
11 years ago
what a fucking wank. i believe he had a lower iq than the fucking speech recognition program.
11 years ago
like a fucking american (don't take this personally) he talks to much to himself. he's using a FUCKING speech recognition program of course it's going to pick up what you say, fuckwit. FUCKER!
11 years ago
whats a fuckwit?
11 years ago
a fuckwit is a little cookie thing in england like a fig newton
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
Can I say again .. I wanna punch this fuckwit in the fucking throat. It's not a human he's talking to. Anyways I'm sure the government has stuff which is 10 years ahead of this shit.
11 years ago
yo i've been saying "veesta". im a douche.
11 years ago
I HATE THIS FUCKER!!!! dipshit
11 years ago
yea right you're fucking stalking this dude, you want to 'delete his info' and give him a 'double comma comma'
11 years ago
I guess im the only one who thought this was funny.
11 years ago
actually this was one of the funniest vids i've seen in a really long time
11 years ago
can't say i enjoyed it. load time was too slow so i'd make a complaint about the protagonist.
11 years ago
It was funny watching the mistake repeat itself through his and the computer's fault. Was like the Rainman and Forrest Gump trying to hold a conversation.
11 years ago
i wanna see foamy rant over this thing and see what kind a shit would come up. u know like put a speaker next to it.
11 years ago
its funny man almost look like it talked back to him at the fuck part
11 years ago
I wonder how it would respond to a co-worker of mine - all the fucking spaz does all day is sit there and cough and clear his throat and make diguisting breathing sounds.
11 years ago
If I had that software right now you'd see a bunch of fucking 'zzzzzzz's here before 30 seconds was up.
11 years ago
Soon this server will be running on it and so will ur pc's.
Give it time you shitheads...Oke its posted by Yak himself, sure explains
Just kidding yak i love you and your ass
11 years ago
we have 1 windows server... and it has nothing to do with the site.. thank god :)
11 years ago
^ yea the sites in a pretty bad shape as it is due to the sheer incompetence of yak and Daja alone, nevermind anything else being brought into the equationÂ… ;)
11 years ago
funny how through microsofts screen of shittyness, every complaint, bug report and piece of hatemail they get slowly eliminates their need for a research/human resources department
11 years ago
man his voice pisses me off. that reminds me of the voice recognition on my phone. whenever i use it to text it does this shit.
11 years ago
Maybe if the dude took the dick out of his mouth when he talks the machine might understand what he's saying a little better.
11 years ago
This guy is a fucking idiot.
11 years ago
Obviously none of you douche bags have any clue what in the hell this guy was trying to do nor have you ever tried to use voice recognition software. If you have, you haven't tried to actually write CODE. This guy was merely trying to show that giving case sensitive commands using Vista's VR software that it could no way in hell be used to do what programmers do.

11 years ago
Soo let me get this straight...In order to make billions upon billions of dollars, all I have to do is piece togeather an operating system, make a bunch of false promises and promote it as the best thing since sliced bread, then release it directly to the general public claiming it was beta tested, then fix all the bugs on the fly and proceed to piss off millions daily...awsome
11 years ago
damn, i wish id thought of that.

btw, why the fuck would you talk to yourself when trying to use speech recog software
11 years ago
dis fideo was long, enter
backspace butt tit was worth the weight
I taught tit was every phunny peroid enter
11 years ago
My biznich is the shiznit.
11 years ago
hahahaha!!!! WHAT A WINDOWS FAGGOT! Also, his voice sounds like Mark Zuckerberg...go figure. 8P
4 years ago
hmmm...I don't know what to do with you, Punky.
4 years ago
so shut the fuck up, sir. 8P
4 years ago
I smell me some pussy. some "los" pussy. 8)
4 years ago
yeah, keep on hiding behind that sissy button, you fucking slut.
4 years ago
Cute loslobos I fucking love that bitch
4 years ago
are you ever NOT raging about something or someone?
4 years ago
get her, cryax. show that bitch, that she lives off cocks, and sperm juice.
4 years ago
Heather, you seem like a respectable woman, so go away...PLEASE.
4 years ago
oh, I'm leaving. I'm just curious... the energy you spend on online raging is astounding.
4 years ago
really, I'm most likely your best match-mate....YOU DING DONG. 8|
4 years ago
don't fuck with my coffee pot?
4 years ago
i dont even know what that means
4 years ago
Punky, some friendly advice:
Don't fucking use the like and stfu button on every comment in a sub. Also don't comment or vote on old subs. There's a time and a place for this shit and it's not here for you to druggy rage and suck up to Yak like a little bitch.
4 years ago
@El_Wanko I've been sent to kill you, you wetback bitch. Enjoy your remaining days, you faggot.
4 years ago
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