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Burden of Birth

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Tearin up that pussy.

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by OhSnap

submitted February 27th 2007

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didnt tom cruise eat the placenta or some part after they had their kid
10 years ago
no..he made a hat and candy braclet out of it...but he did eat the candy braclet so youre right....rumors on the internet is that he took the umbilical cord and and glitter and macaroni and made arts and crafts with it...scientology is out of its element
10 years ago
i think he cooked it into some fried rice dish or something
10 years ago
For some reason this video makes me want to go to Old Country Buffet.
10 years ago
:)LMFAO

yum yum
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
yea and i picked a fine time to eat speghetti, thanx asshole
10 years ago
extra prego. get it PREGGO?
10 years ago
extra prego. get it PREGGO?
10 years ago
we get it now that you've repeated it , thanks
10 years ago
Ya, it took me a couple of times, but I got it.
10 years ago
oh shit im glad you posted that twice or i wouldnt have
10 years ago
mommy, where do babies come from????
10 years ago
"FROM MY STEAMING HOT VAGINA!"
10 years ago
Which is worse, pushing the placenta out? Or having to "examine" it?
10 years ago
Ok so get this, true story. My wife gives birth to our baby girl in October and after pushing out the afterbirth I look at my wife and say, "well that is pretty gross looking" speaking of the afterbirth. The midwife looks at me all shocked and says, "No it's beautiful." She gives me the "You're and evil man and you'll never understand" look. She then shows it to my wife and walks away. My wife looks at me and says, "That's fucking gross." So I don't know why I hit reply to your post but to answer your question, I would have to say examining it is pretty fucking bad.
10 years ago
Thanks for sharing.
10 years ago
Yeah, six months late:


My wife delivered our baby and I was over looking at him. When I came back and told her he was beautiful the doctor said something to me. I turned to him and said, "What?" When I did the BIGGEST squirt of blood came out of my wife's vagina and splashed off of the doctor's chest and onto the floor then the placenta flopped into the tub. I was SHOCKED. I stood there staring at the blood covered doctor, then I comprehended he actually said, "Do you want to watch the placenta delivery."

I watched it without knowing it was coming and it was definitely disturbing. If you can avoid watching it be delivered you'll be better off. After it's in the container it's cool to look at, but I won't watch the next one come out. It's fucking WEIRD!
10 years ago
that didnt look so bad...wtf are women always bitching about?
10 years ago
okay, Your cervix is the around size of smaller that a straw. It's not the outside that hurts so bad it's the inside.


Fucker.
10 years ago
welll damn.... i just wanna see tom cruise bitch about how this is wrong and how it should be a silent birthing... lmao
10 years ago
Aww, this reminds me of 9th grade health class....
10 years ago
fap fap fap
10 years ago
i didn't know there was so much blood after the baby was already delivered... meh. :/
10 years ago
There's even more if you cut the baby in half.
10 years ago
Thanks El_Wanko, you made me spit my coffee out when I read that.
10 years ago
I didnt have anything to spit out at the time so i took a swig of my caprisun and than proceeded to spit it out.
10 years ago
good show chap!
10 years ago
Usually when I make people spit, it is my jizz. They are not worthy of swallowing it.
10 years ago
omg...i always wanted to see that...and now i wish i didn't. kind of don't want to have a kid so much now.
10 years ago
I MEAN LOOK AT THE BUTTHOLE!
10 years ago
yea, i never knew the asshole would be so swolen from childbirth. thats a real turnoff in this otherwise hot vid
10 years ago
Man I'm hungry.... Wonder if we have any dead baby left in the fridge?
10 years ago
You know what you give a dead baby for Christmas?
...
A dead puppy.
10 years ago
Would have been great if she would have fired a turd at the doctor. :)LOL
10 years ago
I think they give you an enema when things start rolling.
10 years ago
Nope.
10 years ago
if you are going to poop it happens when you first start pushing... which is way long before the baby begins to come out. believe me, its a lot easier to push out a turn than a baby... its hard fuckin work.
10 years ago
a turn!? as in turnip? ;)
10 years ago
i've never seen childbirth in my 20 years of living.
10 years ago
until now.
10 years ago
I am on the exact same ship as you
10 years ago
carnival cruise?
10 years ago
I wanted to make a joke but I can't remember the name of that movie where they accidentally end up on a gay cruise ship.
10 years ago
boat trip. terrible film
10 years ago
that was not hot.
10 years ago
So thats where aliens come from?
10 years ago
that was fucking revolting , i cant remember it being that messy when my 3 kids pop out of their mum....
10 years ago
this just ruined porn for me. i seriously just tried to look at some good, honest, all-american tranny porn, and i felt like vomiting. thanks mucho
10 years ago
I know feel fully qualified to supervise this procedure. "Push you bitch, you're not doing it right like on the video."
10 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10 years ago
Ok, maybe I've never actually been at a birthing myself, and that this seemed like an easy birth, but why does a placenta needed to be inspected for completeness? Is it possible something could be missing?
10 years ago
yeah they check to see if the placenta is whole... make sure nothing was left inside because that can cause a bad infection... also abnormalities of the placenta can give clues if there is something wrong with the mother or baby.
10 years ago
I wondered as such about any parts left behind, but didn't think of using the placenta as a guide for the baby's condition. Wow, OhSnap, you're quite the expert!
10 years ago
I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!
10 years ago
its worse than it looks.
10 years ago
yeah I think I'll pass for a while too, I like my vagina un-ripped.
10 years ago
haha same here.
10 years ago
it's not as bad as it looks, i cut the cord on both my kids and never felt any pain at all
10 years ago
Was it as good for you as it looked for me?
10 years ago
I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!
10 years ago
sorry about the double post
10 years ago
MINE EYES. THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.
10 years ago
Man:so how was your day honey?? Woman:well i got to deliver a baby that was covered in shit and then rummaged through this womans vag sac to see if it was complete...how 'bout you?
Man:-yarg spit vomit-
Woman:what's the matter dear??
10 years ago
well, i dont know what the hell you guys are talking about, this video was shit. i couldnt make out a damn thing except for who ever the moron was that filmed had a thing for what i guess was the womans asshole. think perhaps next time you could include some footage that is a bit higher quality? oh, and dont ask about my day, it was shitty and i dont care about yours. now back to cutting my wrists and mutulating my penis.
10 years ago
i dont see you submitting anything you dumbass.
10 years ago
well, as fun as it would be to go around and video tape women poppin out babies, i prefer to video tape them making babies... so unless you want to pop one out for me, shut your cockholster... thanks!
10 years ago
nice rip off on ld's "cockholster". your really smart and witty!
10 years ago
ok, if you want to bitch, just shut your fucking mouth? happy??? however, i'm not sure i follow how you could say i ripped off the term cockholster, did i know you about 15 years ago or something?
10 years ago
hogmaster shut the fuck up. MS is not about porn, MS is all about gross shit and comments that make you shit. So shut the fuck up, go to google and search for your softcore porn you desire.
10 years ago
pleep, your just a fucking moron. you are just too stupid to understand that my comment had nothing to do with porn (i know your confused because i mentioned video taping sex, but it really doesnt have anything to do with my lack of interest in the shitty quality of this video) i dont even care what ms is, or what its about. and what i dont understand, if ms isnt all about porn, wtf are all the porn posts for??? so feel free to go stick your head in some dudes ass or maybe choke on some nigger dick while a gook shits on your chest, whatever your dirty little fantasies may involve.
10 years ago
I think they are working on MS HD. But remember, HD = more bandwidth = more ads, or you paying for all of it.
10 years ago
Alright? Well Honestly, 'Hogmaster' If you don't care about "MS" then don't get on "MS" and blast a video because the quality wasn't good enough for you. The point was child birth you dip shit, nothing to do with her ass hole, and who is going to get a high quality video of their wives or their ow vagina just for the internet. You want to hurl insults? How bout you need to fuck off you stupid twit, get out of middle school, get a girlfriend(or shoot yourself), and grow the fuck up.
God, I mean this is a comment bored for a video and you start a fight.
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They need to ban 12yrs. and younger computer use.
10 years ago
You dont need to use the <br>

See.
10 years ago
gently extracted...in conjunction with copious amounts of blood and mucus..damn those were the days I miss the most!!
10 years ago
Now I know what a child birth is-a life & death for both mother & child
10 years ago
All the ladies look like that after i'm finished! At least, that's how I envision it in my head...
10 years ago
Didn't look like a baby to me... conspiracy time!
10 years ago
im never gunna fuck my gf with out a condom again !!!!
10 years ago
Me either!
10 years ago
damn these fucking kids.
8 years ago
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