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Armor Of God Pajama Set!

I'm gonna let Santa Claus know that all of you here at Mucho Sucko have been very good so you will all get a pair!!! Except Playa4 and Mystapler24.

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by n3gative3

submitted February 18th 2007

73 comments
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Armor Of God Pajama Set!
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NEED
11 years ago
.... to fix the comments.
11 years ago
.... and a chocolate milk.
11 years ago
Seriously Yak, where the fuck you guys been!?! This place is fucking falling apart
11 years ago
explain majordix, because we could seriously use your masterful insight into whats going on.
as far as where we have "been" we are moving back to canada, so we are busy at the moment.
comment times should be fixed nowish hopefully however if thats what you are referring to
11 years ago
i bet my thread is higher then yours:P
11 years ago
damn it
11 years ago
moving back? Wow, i bet the story behind that is interesting. LOL! But that totally sucks for ya'll because you will be right next to your favorite country again!
11 years ago
Greenland???
11 years ago
Back to the land of the free? and beavers? and gay marriage rights?

<>< mantrain
11 years ago
Does it come made out of Kevlar ?
11 years ago
Do these little bastard children know the Bible requires them to give up their PJ's if someone asks for them, and give up their cloak as well?
11 years ago
and get on their hands and knees
11 years ago
and get them to..*grunts*..bend over
*fapfapfap*
11 years ago
where's the god damn sword?
11 years ago
Christians believe the bible is their sword, which they are holding. Besides it would be too unsafe to actually go to bed with a real sword. That would just be stupid. Kind of like buying these PJ's for your kids.
11 years ago
sweet.
11 years ago
Because, you figment of a crazy guys imagination (aka, Tyler_Durden), while the pen may be mightier than the sword, the sword is bigger, heavier and sharper.
11 years ago
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting, one is for fun"
11 years ago
Well people like to go to bed with guns, what harm could be done so long as your partner isn't on her period.

This is my rifle.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

I must fire my rifle true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
11 years ago
Actually, Roland didn't say that. Susanna did.
11 years ago
I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?
11 years ago
"I do not aim my my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my gun; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart, motherfucker."
11 years ago
Save your "this is my rifle" crap for defending the homeland...sorry son, your government is lying to you....
11 years ago
Smerf, I like Roland's quote better too :)
11 years ago
"this is my gun. i'll shoot u in the muthafuckin head u piece of shit. now DIE." i like mine better
11 years ago
Hold the phone... Are there comments missing from this thread?
6 years ago
?
6 years ago
can see a use for the shield but what fucking use is the bible ?
11 years ago
All correct answers.
11 years ago
you throw it at the heathens.
11 years ago
Like a true christian, you pretend you know what the fuck it says despite not understood the 3% of it that you read.
11 years ago
Even Christians need something to fap to.
11 years ago
lol @ hatechuguts
11 years ago
UV what do you mean Christians need something to fap to? The kids, or the bibles?
11 years ago
I'll take a set of it's number 666 and it's covered in goat's blood.
11 years ago
i want the hats
11 years ago
Order now and we'll include eternal salvation...ABSOLUTELY FREE!

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
11 years ago
i still dont want to believe this is real.
11 years ago
i still dont want to believe this is real.
11 years ago
BELIEVE!
11 years ago
$40.00 for those pieces of shit. Man people will buy anything.
11 years ago
Praise "Bob"
6 years ago
SSshhhhhh
6 years ago
The PJs come with a velcro ass flap for easy access.
11 years ago
HooooooWEEEE! That boy could suck gold plate off a crucifix!
11 years ago
too funny
11 years ago
and lip gloss in case you are an extreme altar boy....
11 years ago
(that was meant to follow bumfuck)
11 years ago
MOTHERFUCKER!
11 years ago
hehheh
11 years ago
Dammit Balls you beat me too it. Stupid early submission.
11 years ago
Knights Templar
11 years ago
I put it on every morning its called beer breath and vomit pants. ....keeps all the evil spirits away
11 years ago
at least it's not c-4 vests and head scarves!
11 years ago
at least thats more fun than playing todd flanders...
11 years ago
"We get to have imaginary Christmas presents, YAYYYYY!!"
11 years ago
Ah so this is what Jackie Chan was fighting for in that film. Pity the plot actually totally forgets the Armour of God after the first 20 minutes or so.
11 years ago
LOL Yeah, that was a great film. Cheesy as hell, but that's what I look for in bad kung fu movies.
11 years ago
the little girl has a bit of a (beer?) belly :S
11 years ago
nah i think she's pregnant
11 years ago
Fucking Christians grasping at straws couldnt get their own original idea, this is a blatant ripoff of the Mormon funny undies , anyway id hit it.
11 years ago
Er... aren't Mormons simply a Christian denomination (or at least consider themselves to be)?
11 years ago
That's like saying retards are a simply a denomination of fucking retards. I can't remember where I was going with this.
11 years ago
Either way you look at it they are all fucked up.
11 years ago
Tyler_Durden says: "I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?"

Because the quran is bigger...?
11 years ago
You didn't get my point, and you are a replytard
11 years ago
Because the Crusaders were ordered by the Pope. Right?
11 years ago
i want just the pants..lol i'll give 2.99 for em too
11 years ago
it's a one-piece
11 years ago
Aren't these KKK jammies.
11 years ago
The shield pillow is to bite when the alcoholic right wing Christian father gets home looking for some tight lovin.
11 years ago
Is is just me, or are the girl jammies WAY sexier than the boy jammies?
11 years ago
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