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Drinking & Driving

1 for the road

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by Anonymous

submitted February 14th 2007

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No one should really have to say this, but...fake.
11 years ago
Not really dude... I say real!
11 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure this is what they did when they were with that puppet thing from those weirdass photos where it's attacking the girl covered in milk. The life of Joshua or some shit?
11 years ago
*done with
11 years ago
What the fuck has MS become? A fucking fairytale land for new guys to come together to bitch to each other about whether or not somethings fake? WHY THE FUCK HAVE I NOT HEARD ONE "I'D HIT IT" JOKE!??!?
11 years ago
Because that goes without saying
11 years ago
I think he already hit it...
11 years ago
"FTW"....What the hell did HE HIT, That would make a mutha fucka split in 2...? A fucken giant circular saw blade sittin in the middle of the road..????!!!
11 years ago
Yeah man, these fucking posts and comments get worse by the day.
11 years ago
He hit the pole in the last pic, I believe.
11 years ago
Half the man he use to be
11 years ago
Great comment, my guess is it will be the best comment on this thread :)
11 years ago
i bet you know the feeling ryoga
11 years ago
Whats he doing riding without his jeans anyway?
11 years ago
Avatar_ignis, That was the best comment.......Keep up the good work.
11 years ago
Ironic that you would crack a joke like that.
11 years ago
lol avatar, that was too easy :P
11 years ago
Everyone be nice this time or ManAss will run away for a month to cry. And then we'll be sorry when he's dead.
11 years ago
Half the man he used to be, and still twice the man you are.

Is how the joke goes, dumbasses. Very applicable here, I`d say.
11 years ago
Haven't seen you around here in awhile, Ryoga. Where u been?
11 years ago
He's been waiting for the whole "assjacked by a femdom" outing to blow over. However, he's not doing himself any favors by running away for two weeks everytime it gets mentioned.
11 years ago
He got assjacked? I thought he just kissed the guy.
11 years ago
Yeah, you look real cooool on your motorcycle now. I bet all the babes want to suck on your severed penis.
11 years ago
Provided they can find it...
11 years ago
well actually i think it looks real, but then again..what do i know.
another point...if u guys notice he has time to put on some gloves but no shoes or pants, or a jacket! i mean come on!
11 years ago
No, the shoes are there, just a few feet away. Watch the video again, closer to the end.
11 years ago
fake, it would had been about 4 times as much blood, ive seen a simpular crash that was neer my house awile ago
11 years ago
As much as I hate to admit it ...Im gonna agree, fake, there should be way more blood and alot more mess...
11 years ago
No Blood between the two halves?
11 years ago
I vote real. I would expect more blood than that but I have seen people (okay, PERSON) cut in half like this with very little blood but there was shit all over due to a ruptured intestine. I have to wonder what happened, though, as his bike doesn't look like it is in bad shape. Maybe he drove "through" a chain across the road?
11 years ago
Yeah, but where he was ripped in half has a LOT of fluids, not to mention some of the most major blood vessels in the body (inferior vena cava and the lowest part of the aorta). So yeah, there should be more blood and fluids between the chunks.
11 years ago
Um it dosent look fake at all to me. It looks like most motorcycles accidents I have seen.

11 years ago
Yeah im iffy on this one.. i mean its hard to fake the severed legs and intestine... then again how do you cut yourself in half with the bike being relatively un damaged?

i guess its possible if he flew off and fomr the streaks on the pile maybe he hit that and tore himself apart...

if this is fake its a serious pro hollywood job.
11 years ago
pole*

11 years ago
motorcycle riders for sale,half off
11 years ago
BAW HAW HAW!
11 years ago
look at how his legs are spread apart.. how embarrassing!
11 years ago
Fake, there'd be impressive blood fountains just skidded all over the road, as well as his head and neck area have no damage, and if his torso were ripped in half then his neck would be broken but there's not even scabbing.
11 years ago
Where the fuck are his pants?
11 years ago
I would have said he left them in your room, after your mom came home unexpectedly and he had to get on his bike and ride.
11 years ago
Ow! Brutal!
11 years ago
Adolfs gay... so the rumours were true
11 years ago
OUCH!!! ... thatz gorra hurt!
11 years ago
Jesus. Listen to you guys. It looks pretty fucking real to me. Not to sound 1984ish, but fuck kids, why would someone waste their time?
11 years ago
I concur....why cant you be this sensible on other issues man?
11 years ago
Did he survive?
11 years ago
I would be impressed if he did...
11 years ago
That’s what he gets for not wearing his helmet.
11 years ago
every time i see your avatar i have to stifle a laugh
11 years ago
every time i see your avatar i have to stifle a laugh
11 years ago
nice watch
11 years ago
nice watch
11 years ago
damn refresh button
11 years ago
I say it is real, look at the little piece of beef next to his head. If they were going to stage it wouldn't they just put in the body and alot of blood? Also I dont think it is staged because there is no place for a highschool to sit and watch.
11 years ago
Slow the fuck down.
11 years ago
"You think his panties are on too tight?" "Hey kid what are you doing!?" "Relax, he'll never know."
11 years ago
LMAO!
11 years ago
He'll be ok , he just needs to walk it off.
11 years ago
Dude who gives a shit if it's real or not? The fucking point is DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Morons - LoL the title almost made me piss in your mouth. I was laughing my ass off. "Drinking and Driving"...LOLOLOL!!!
11 years ago
LOLOL - "one for the road" - LOLOL...True comic right there boy!
11 years ago
Rub some dirt in it.
11 years ago
One of those failed Criss Angel tricks.
"Body ripped in half"
"TAKE TWO!"

/snap
11 years ago
there'd have to be way more blood in between the legs and torso, and all over the place in general, wouldn't there? not to mention, wouldn't you need to be going about 250 miles an hour to tear yourself in half so cleanly around a pole that wide? that little moped would not be able to go that fast.
11 years ago
Groundsloth920, don't be an idiot! First, you could accomplish this little task at just under 100mph. Secondly, That "moped" he's riding is a KTM, most likely 400 plus cc's. Much quicker than your vehicle, I'd imagine. That bike would be plenty fast enough to have, if he somehow lost control, riped him in half.
11 years ago
"HEY DUDE, ARE YOU OK?????"
11 years ago
"I think so Man, but I can't feel my legs"
11 years ago
... hus proving you CAN be in two places at one time.
11 years ago
Wow. Chris Angel is amazing.
11 years ago
Whiteboy just sleeping on the job.
11 years ago
Fake, but a very manly way to die.
11 years ago
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