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Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris

Old but good,..like bitches.

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by KJELL

submitted February 13th 2007

42 comments
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mighty chest hair of doom
11 years ago
Almost the creepiest looking body hair I've ever seen.
11 years ago
This is really, REALLY old news.


And of course his body hair looks creepy. Its grown from sheer force of will. He was actually a freakish hairless child, and one day he put his mind to it and sprouted his steall wool-ish body hair.
11 years ago
*steel
11 years ago
Yeah, but it all migrated from his head in the 80's and early 90's. I mean, for fucks sake. I'm hairy like a bear, but I've got nothing on him! Thank god my back doesn't look like his. He doesn't need shoulder pads in his suits, just some hair gel on his shoulders!
11 years ago
the beginning of the scene makes them look like they're about to make sweet sweet love. que barry white.
11 years ago
LOL that's what I was chuckling at too. It's odd that Chuck Norris didn't just smite Bruce Lee, I guess the Gods do have mercy.
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
Yeah, Chucky!!! Take it like a bitch!
11 years ago
HEY I'M LEAVING TO RENO,NEVADA DAY AFTER TOMORRO SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME ITS BECAUSE IM MOOOOOOOVING SO GOOD MORNING GOOD AFTERNOON AND GOOD NIGHT MY FRIENDS...........ha like if a had any here (hehehe)

see ya later.

Shane,
11 years ago
OH NO! :O
11 years ago
hmmmm I actually liked the duggernaut...biiiiiiiiiiiiiiichht!
11 years ago
I didn`t.
11 years ago
Whats with the fucking cat?
11 years ago
he's the referee.
11 years ago
All fights should be like this. None of that fucking kicking them in the face while their down shit.
11 years ago
The Lord himself knows to never pick a fight with Bruce Lee.
11 years ago
Word, yo.
11 years ago
If this were Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck would have won.
11 years ago
There's a reason why you don't see this kind of fighting in UFC or any other serious organization because it's bullshit. The kind of guys who likes Bruce Lee movies are the same guys who think Axe Body Spray actually attracts women.
11 years ago
Yup, proved by the Gracie challenge!
11 years ago
You trying to tell me Axe don't work? Ah shit man I'm gonna have to put it all on e-bay now.
11 years ago
Now Tag is a completly different sotry.
11 years ago
story*
11 years ago
It's called "Hollywood" Of course it isn't realistic.
11 years ago
This is a theatrical fight. But actually Lee's Jeet Kune Do style is pretty impressive and effective. Also in UFC is somewhat for theatrical purposes as well. The fights are long and drawn out for entertainment reasons. In a real fight you're going to use whatever you can and have to survive, kill your opponent the first chance you get. This is why a lot of martial arts can't be compared, people would end up dead.
11 years ago
....ermmm....but....they are....in the UFC, check out the history of the UFC before you come here with your naive bullshit hammy...you fecking moron!
11 years ago
Infact why dont you just look up the "Gracie Challenge" like I said earlier you fool!!! God I hate stupid people who dont realise that they're infact stupid!
11 years ago
Lui Kang Wins!
11 years ago
well no one has posted a stupid ass Chuck Norris joke. all i know is that Tony Jaa would kick both of their asses.
11 years ago
In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks you!
11 years ago
Yes, Tony Jaaa would own them both. But only if you kidnapped his elephant.
11 years ago
if it makes you feel better... dick

"chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris"
11 years ago
Chuck kinda resembles one of the Cool Dude pics I posted a while ago.
11 years ago
Ha! This movie is playing on my tv right now. Way of the dragon on TV6, swedish tv.
11 years ago
Yea..
11 years ago
chucky didn't lose the fight , the floor was velcro and he got stuck
11 years ago
They fighting over who gets to keep this kitten.
11 years ago
God, what I wouldn't give to beat the shit out of Chuck Norris...
11 years ago
I'd take em both!!!!!!
11 years ago
Well if this had been a real fight between them Li's head would have come clean off his shoulders from Chuck's first kick, so there.
11 years ago
I always thought chuck norris wins every fight? but I knew no one and I mean no one could ever beat bruce lee!
5 years ago
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