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Ad In The Rye

Just a funny advert im sure to most of you but im guessing that Chairman, HT, legaldick & a few other will see the real beauty of this little ad I came across....

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by Oranjeboom

submitted February 12th 2007

49 comments
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Ad In The Rye
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comments (49)
That's expensive.
11 years ago
No, it would cost you more in gas money to drive it to a river. I'll let them take it for 5 bucks. They do give you the 5 bucks right?
11 years ago
What if I want to walk?
11 years ago
Walk, why the fuck would you ever do that. Oh, that was a joke lol. It would probably be hard to carry the body on your Segway though. I guess you could tow it in a Radio Flyer maybe.
11 years ago
That or get your kid to do it.
11 years ago
Johnny, we need you to carry grandma to the cemetary, don't worry about the smell
11 years ago
Feed them to the homeless.
11 years ago
The ad reads $5 Bucks apiece. What is the least number of pieces you can give them? Lets say I have a family member that is in 27 pieces, would I get a discount? Or would it still cost me $135 Bucks? Still seems a bargain though.
11 years ago
Must have been durring the black plague or somthing. thats what you get for thinking wearing breathing masks with herbs and spices in them will protect you from a virus that came from field rats.
11 years ago
The black plague happened in Europe, not New York.
11 years ago
There's black people in NY too.
11 years ago
Isn't Ossenburger what they call big mac's in sweden?
11 years ago
Royal with Cheeeeze.
11 years ago
yeah, fries with mayonaise hmmmm!
11 years ago
Madison Ave? Shouldn't they be paying me 5 bucks a piece so their skin is used for designer jackets?
11 years ago
Just like a car, the parts can be sold for way more.
11 years ago
You think they can stack dicks?
11 years ago
stack, no, pile, maybe..
11 years ago
ok so do chairman, legal and HT(who is HT?) get it? cause i don't.. like oranje predicted.. :(
11 years ago
HareTrinity...If youre one of the people who doesnt get it read Catcher in the Rye. Im sure most Muchoers would like it, not only because its a great book but also Holden would fit in around here beautifully!
11 years ago
Yes, and you're missing out.
11 years ago
Please elaberate Oranjey im iliterte an not as smart as you guy's so you'll have to explain.
11 years ago
fuz, why would I waste my time explaining anything to a fool like you? ...seriously, just get the audio book you may be able to follow it on your 5th or 6th listen.
11 years ago
aah HT = HareTrinity but ofcourse..
yeah you're right, i've never read catcher in the rye.
11 years ago
I wouldnt have said anything if it wasnt for me seeing then sending in this pic, but as always i like to force my oppinions on others & i think this book is great so....READ THE FUCKING BOOK!!!
11 years ago
I never knew of the book until I heard about it being linked to emos. Maybe when if I was forced to read it in year 9 English I would get your joke but sadly I have no desire to read about the anguish of a teen during the 50s or whenever it happened. That's not to say this wouldn't have been a good joke.
11 years ago
OK a 2 minute search and I understand the link now. Very cryptic.
11 years ago
Nice. Tenuous, but nice. I'm also slightly flattered that you would submit something with me in mind. Shit, Oranjeboom, you've just created another MS club...I would say somthing cheesey like "The Four Horsemen", but HT would probably want "Horsepeople", so fuck it.
11 years ago
WARNING Leagaldick, you cannot join the club without being voted in.
11 years ago
See, this^ illustrates the shitty thing about typing "I'm not going to dignify that with a response".
11 years ago
That's alright you can join my anti-club club. Oh the blatant irony is killing me on the inside.
11 years ago
Too much more of this "club" shit and I'll want it to kill me on the outside as well. Oh, and I'm in.
11 years ago
Additionally Nova, You don't warn me about Shit! You haven't the gravitas to impose a damn thing around here. Joke or not, you can tongue my taint, Twunt! Hey, I like that one...TMTT!!
11 years ago
Hey take it easy there kitten. I won't tongue you unless you pay me. AND, you don't know a fucking thing about me.
11 years ago
Ohh, and the club thing is completely stupid. Why would you want to join one?
11 years ago
I gotz 23 cents, and I'll give you a piece of gum if you make it good. Now, the club thing...all cynicism ya drippy douche. Pay attention when I comment becuase unless I'm drinking I rarely contradict my self on accident! Besides, if I was gonna join a club it would have more to do with dark rituals, Jameson's 12yr old Irish Whiskey, and drugged out 16yr old teeniebopper whores! Hey, if you're interested, NAMBLA is hosting a membership drive over at Ebaums.
11 years ago
Legal, have I done or said something to offend you? You seem overly hostile this evening. I usually agree with you and we've never had words before, so I am left wondering if I've struck some kind of nerve in you. Perhaps you were never excepted in the "clubs" back in high school. Ohh, NAMBLA that's pretty weak man.
11 years ago
I have nothing against you Nova, hence the lack of effort in the insults. You've seen how I can get, and you should know that my "hostility" is normally accompanied by larger words. C'mon dude, just some good spirited ribbing. Shake it off, pass me the riding crop, pour me a whiskey, and tell little Monique to wait her turn! Cheers
11 years ago
SALUD!!
11 years ago
Speaking of drinks, I'm off for a nite of pubs'n'pukes. Later all. STARRSKY, you can still go fuck a bloated dead wombat, you god damned Jew-nosed homely ass B!cupped tuna smellin gutter skank. How's that for some "blue collar" hostility Nova? Anyhow, I'm out.
11 years ago
be nice legal supers cool
11 years ago
No no, I'm fully aware of that Oranjeboom. It was just a misunderstanding that led to a little kind-hearted jabbing. We toasted each other, see, that means we're cool with it and we will marry off our sons and daughters to each other's family.
11 years ago
Yeah, We can all be marry and gay now. BTW, "BOOM" and I have roasted some folk. Maybe legal next time will join in, he's a pretty cunning linguist.
11 years ago
i get paid to bury people. why do people have to pay? weird....
11 years ago
books are stupid
11 years ago
HUH?!
11 years ago
i have a tattoo on my wrist thats from the cover of Catcher in the Rye
11 years ago
It says "Springfield Library"?
11 years ago
NO, 60% OFF!!
11 years ago
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