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popping a zit

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very tiny dick

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by Anonymous

submitted February 12th 2007

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popping a zit
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i,..i don't know what to say.sucks to be him
11 years ago
hahaha poor fucker has a chode
11 years ago
white people ha ha.
11 years ago
dear lord, i always thought the chode was just a myth... i had no idea it really existed.. *cue scary music and announcer voice* ATTACK OF THE CHODE!!!!1
11 years ago
everyone dude has a chode its the same as a taint
11 years ago
Actually, choad can also be used for the skin between a guys balls and his asshole. This is actually the technically more correct version, stemming from medical texts in the 1800's. Either way, this guys fuuuuckin tiny.
11 years ago
Now I feel more than adequate
11 years ago
I hope those aren't your real teeth...
11 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA......
11 years ago
white people ha ha.
11 years ago
Yes, because as we all know, white people have small dicks--but own this planet.
11 years ago
I can live with that.
11 years ago
Im sure you can.....haha.....You have a small dick.....that makes me laugh.....
11 years ago
i feel lil better bout myself now as well..
11 years ago
lordhumongus your a dumbass. Im the black one your the one with the small dick. your new name should ne lordnanodick.
10 years ago
haha...you called yourself a big dicked black one
10 years ago
I think that might the proverbial hand in the camera for a penis.
11 years ago
Huh?
11 years ago
DAMN YOU BELL CURVE!
11 years ago
that dude is better of using his fingers
11 years ago
two in the pink one in the stink
11 years ago
and if the shocker dont work, use the spocker
11 years ago
...why are his balls all red?
11 years ago
He shoots lasers out of his cock. He is currently out of fuel.
11 years ago
Somewhere, Dane Cook is crying.
11 years ago
if he didnt shave he would think he was really pissing out of a hair
11 years ago
If he shaved his hair a bit he would look a little bigger....every little bit helps, right?
11 years ago
good thing his parents didn't circumcise him... he needs all the help he can get
11 years ago
playa4 on a daily basis lol
11 years ago
hahahahaha..... fag
11 years ago
aawww you just wish i was so you can date me......but im not that way. its ok you don't have to be shy about your feelings......maybe thats why everyone picks on you huh? and why people don't like you? let your feelings out and let everyone know the real you.
11 years ago
haha playa4 is turd burgeler
11 years ago
If you can't tell he's pushed it in and holding it you need to be slaped
11 years ago
is that what you tell people? that you are pushing it in?
11 years ago
ya sure doo smell purdy
11 years ago
Maybe you've got something else that's been pushing in, ala "Training Day"?
11 years ago
I saw that instantly and only read the posts to see if someone already pointed it out, and btw, yuffie from ff7? her bloodbath move WAS cool
11 years ago
Yeah, but the rest of the time she was a useless twit.
11 years ago
Fine, I'll say it...Fake!
11 years ago
im suprised this wasnt posted with my name in it, if so I just would have said "im black", and most of you are probably white, which means you all have tiny dicks like that guy in the picture above =o
11 years ago
We are all secure with our dick sizes so we dont have to go around shoving it in peoples face, unlike you. And that leads me to believe that you have a pencil dick.
11 years ago
lol no he has a rice dick
11 years ago
He's the only man on earth who can fuck a cheerio and not break it.
11 years ago
my friend dated a black dude whom she said had a big dick... she also dumped him because he didnt know how to use it correctly.
11 years ago
my friend dated a black dude whom she said had a big dick... she also dumped him because he didnt know how to use it correctly. in fct she goes out with every other race except for black guys because of it.
11 years ago
my friend dated a black dude whom she said had a big dick... she also dumped him because he didnt know how to use it correctly. in fct she goes out with every other race except for black guys because of it.
11 years ago
damn 3 black dudes? lol
11 years ago
player number four is a white kid
11 years ago
my friend dated a black dude and got raped
11 years ago
my friend dated a white dude and forget they were having sex.
11 years ago
wow... my one post got reposted.... shit on this site gets weirder and weirder
11 years ago
my friend dated a black guy and got raped.
11 years ago
My friend dated the guy in the picture and didn't realise she got raped.
11 years ago
my friend dated me and we got raped by a black guy who didn't know how to use it correcly.
11 years ago
If he had a hard-on, would it even show?
11 years ago
Plus, Viagra would be wasted on this poor schmuck!
11 years ago
I think has a hard on in the pic. His dick goes inwards when at half mast!
11 years ago
This poor shmoe couldn't lose his virginity, not because of who he was but because of a technicality *Sigh* <>< mantrain
11 years ago
I'm so hung compared to him ...i love him <mantrain
11 years ago
Damn, what the hell is wrong is asians?
11 years ago
no thats a whites guy. please claim your people.
11 years ago
no thats a niggers guy. please claim your people. ?
11 years ago
It's not a white's guy. Whites own blacks. I think it's asians that own other asians, or maybe santa clause, I can't fucking keep track.
11 years ago
Most unfortunate
11 years ago
Is that Zangief as your avatar?
11 years ago
Have you ever thought of making a go of it as woman instead?
11 years ago
i have, but it didn't work out as planned.. :(
11 years ago
The all-girls prisons aren't nearly as nice as they look in pornos.
11 years ago
white people ha ha ha?
11 years ago
black people trying to be funny getting at white people by saying "white peopl ha ha ha" ha ha ha?
11 years ago
I stand by my laughter..................cracker
10 years ago
I AM A GOD

(Compared to THIS freak)
11 years ago
if you're god compared to this guy, then i'm the devil!
11 years ago
12/B/M
I may be a virgin, but I kick this guy's ass.
11 years ago
dude that must suck... to never have developed.
11 years ago
it leads me to ask....why did he take the picture?
11 years ago
Doctors may have had this picture taken as an example of a genital disorder.
11 years ago
babydickitis?
11 years ago
micropenisitis
11 years ago
I wonder if there are treatments for this? Hormones or something. I had a girlfriend that had a clit as big as that.
11 years ago
Were her balls about that size too?
11 years ago
Nope large clits are caused by an excess of testorone in a womans womb while shes carrying her baby girl.
11 years ago
wow, thats gross.. i dont know if i could stomach that.
11 years ago
Or lick it ;P
11 years ago
uh yeah thats what i mean i was just trying to be polite lol i guess im in the wrong place for that.
11 years ago
Muchosucko.... its the unpoliteness i love about here sometimes
11 years ago
Maybe it's a photo of your ex then??
11 years ago
doesnt anybody else think maybe this is a kid?
11 years ago
nope, look at the ageing on the hands and the hair.... if it is a kid then it's illegal.....
11 years ago
Plus i cam only imagine what its like to shave for you now if pubes grew down your leg as a kid
11 years ago
no, thats not what i meant... am i the only one that thinks this guy is very very un-hairy? btw i dont mean kid... i mean teenager.. jees.
11 years ago
I knew that... just thought i'd jump on the bandwagon
11 years ago
Yeah, that guy's a little low on the body hair department... As opposed to me, who's on the other end of the bell curve.
11 years ago
*shudder*
11 years ago
lol i hate body hair its just a reminder your getting older i really hope i dont get back hair when im older.... ughhh
11 years ago
not to turn all "nursey" again, but when you age a lot of your body hair falls out.. really old people's bodies are almost completely bald
11 years ago
if i do i will comb it then braid it
11 years ago
Be "nursey" all you want,nurse's are sexy especially you lol.. Im more woried about when i get into my 30's.. when im as old as when i need sponge baths i dont care if im growing a rug
11 years ago
just wait for the gray pubic hair popping up in your 30's... its a fuckin riot!
11 years ago
yay just 6 more years to go...
11 years ago
omg thats a scary thought... ive got 7 lol
11 years ago
Ha ha i've fair hair so it will be less noticable...
11 years ago
Peter: "heeeee gross. i still think your neat though"
11 years ago
Who the fucks Pete
11 years ago
okayyy nm.. your apparently not a family guy fan.. i feel dumb.
11 years ago
Sorry babe i feel dumb now too cos i love Family Guy.. my only excuse is its 03.40 lol
11 years ago
Im embarrassed now..
11 years ago
...Yeah, I've got fair hair, too. I'm still hairy like a bear. That's why I shave my back. The chest hair, I'm good with. Back hair is scary, though.
11 years ago
...god, I'll be scared to see myself when I turn 30.
11 years ago
I'm going to say it again,"three knees,right knee,left knee and a wee...nie.
11 years ago
and it will remain lame everytime you say it.
11 years ago
How does he manage to fuck
10 years ago
if he was darker he would be nigerian they are the only blacks known for having small dicks
10 years ago
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