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The Thing Bitch Slap

Don't mess with the Fantastic 4...Not the Playa 4!!!

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by Anonymous

submitted February 12th 2007

45 comments
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The Thing Bitch Slap
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comments (45)
thats what happens when you try and give head to superman blows loads like a shotgun.
11 years ago
The only woman who can handle it would be Wonderwoman.
11 years ago
Lois Lanes fallopian tubes couldn't handle a load like that, it would exploe out of her back like a shotgun blast.
11 years ago
*explode
11 years ago
Its what happens when you put ice cubes in your mouth and drink hot coffee.

Or, he pressed the wrong button on Batman's dildo.
11 years ago
Nah, spitwad from Chuck Norris.
11 years ago
no, the only two women that can handle it are wonderwoman and the Virgin Mary.
11 years ago
Fuck Chuck Norris. He wears a toupee. Bruce Lee rules from beyond the grave!
11 years ago
The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
11 years ago
Good to see everyone knows their MallRats well.
11 years ago
Mall what? We were just having an honest conversation.
11 years ago
nuck chorris is a fuckin tard
11 years ago
bad shaving cream maybe?
11 years ago
You ok?
11 years ago
Can you hear me? Talk to me man!
11 years ago
It's gonna suck when he survives and has to live with his face all fucked up for the rest of his life.
11 years ago
Yeah....that nigga is dead.
11 years ago
I worked with a guy who had shot himself in the face with a shotgun most fucked up shit had tubs running out the nose that was left so he could breath barley could tell what he looked like around the scars.
11 years ago
ok.. it just took me like 45 seconds to de-code what you were trying to say there.. your post is satanic lol i guess punctuation helps afterall guys :)
11 years ago
Atomic smack
11 years ago
Fat bastard tried to get his mouth renovated so he can fit more in each bite.
11 years ago
Worst case of bitch slap I have ever seen.
11 years ago
This is the best zit video yet!!
11 years ago
makes me hungry
11 years ago
2 mentos, 1 can diet coke, kabloowey
11 years ago
And to think, all that he did was call Mike Tyson a pussy ass bitch to his face....
11 years ago
Looks like an extra from "House of 1,000 corpses".
11 years ago
I always thought The Devil's Rejects was better.
11 years ago
even anoymous ms viewers hate playa4 lol!
11 years ago
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
11 years ago
just walk it off champ, walk it off
11 years ago
Rub some 'tussin on it!
11 years ago
i have a first aid kit in my fanny pack....fix u right up
11 years ago
Thats the teeth out the way...now we just fit the brace........
11 years ago
Shouldn't have washed those Mentos down with Diet Coke.
11 years ago
read up a bit^^^
11 years ago
And your point is?
11 years ago
"Well, she was blowing me, and I exploded in her mouth"
11 years ago
does anyone kno what happened
11 years ago
Captain obvious says"something terrible happened"...
11 years ago
One hell of a brain fart...
11 years ago
Looks like the exit wound from a high caliber rifle. And no, he is not dead. He wouldn't have fresh stitches in his chin if he was. Also, the white tubing on the left is for a respirator probably inserted through a tracheostomy somewhere right below the picture. He may have died later from complications but at this moment it looks like they're still workin on him.
11 years ago
Shit,the rope broke just when they got up to speed.
11 years ago
I vote a Samuel L Jackson cock slap. motha fuckin.
11 years ago
That's some disgusting shit. Is this entertainment? This place reminds me of 4chan.
6 years ago
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