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Can't Hang With The Big Boys

Passed out squirrel

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by Anonymous

submitted February 11th 2007

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Can't Hang With The Big Boys
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What a "light" weight. eh eh eh.
11 years ago
I think its "dead weight"...
11 years ago
Can anyone guess his "dry weight"?
11 years ago
22 ounces.
11 years ago
that includes the bottle
11 years ago
*slaps knee*
11 years ago
Not passed out. Just dead from drinking shitty beer.
11 years ago
Whats wrong with Bud Light?
11 years ago
I'll tell you what's wrong with Bud Light. It looks like piss. It tastes like nothing. It's alcohol content is so low that the only person it can get drunk is a high school girl!
11 years ago
Yeah, that's pretty much right. Bud Light is shit beer. Though most of the girls I knew in high school couldn't get drunk on it, either. Guinness forever, mother fuckers!
11 years ago
guiness is for people that want to feel irish.. and for irish people.
wait.. smerf>redhead>irish?
11 years ago
Bud light is the same as the normal Bud in alcohol level in Ireland an is the same price as a 500ml can which is a fucking rip off. Fuck Guinness you drink enough off that an you cant chance a fart without soiling yourself but at least with Bud you can drink a tray or two an just have to worry about waking up at a house party with no eyebrows.
11 years ago
About twenty bottles sort of does it for a half decent night. Is that alot , im not educated on US drinking habits?
11 years ago
Yeah, the Smerf is part Irish. Actually, Bud gives me worse gas/shits than Guinness does.
11 years ago
Maybe it was i just got a bad one every time i drank the stuf for two days straight ha plus what stinks a toilet more, a dump after Guinness or Bud, if i had to i know which toilet i'd rather go in after.
11 years ago
Then again i've been told the Black stuf isnt as thick elsewhere in the world than here an i know its not the same in England , Holland or Spain so?
11 years ago
it gives you the shits? that stuff makes it like trying to shit through the eye of a needle for me.
11 years ago
FAPFAPFAP
11 years ago
LOL
11 years ago
i wanna squirl that drinks beers. shit id take the little fucker to bars just to see what people would do...
yeah this is my friend hammy. he'll have a samuel adams.
11 years ago
neat, when is there going to be another story time?
11 years ago
fuck should i know
11 years ago
There once was a squirrel named ...(fuck...)..."HAMMY" (so gay...)...who liked to drink.
One day when his welfare cheque came in he spent it all on crack and whores and was very happy...the next day he robbed the local gas station and shot the clerk...he ran around the corner and got a quick rock off his pal and hit it right on the street where the cops could find him easily and club him within an inch of his life...now Hammy is nut smuggling for life on three strikes....end of story.
11 years ago
awww, you've gotta admit that adorable, and where are the videos???
11 years ago
Yak's waiting for you to post them all.
11 years ago
I'm going to eat his children.
11 years ago
You know that's posed roadkill, right? How's that adorable?
11 years ago
Why are you here ?
11 years ago
Toby is the ultimate attention whore
11 years ago
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