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Pimped out John

Roto-Rooter says its 'Pimped Out John' is designed to 'fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams'. Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine.

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by Wario7793

submitted February 8th 2007

21 comments
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Pimped out John
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I think every muchosucko's dream has came true with a little work this invention will now allow us to chat and fap along with a pooing asian via live the internet!!
11 years ago
except it needs a pump to recirculation the crappage, and spray it on the users face.
11 years ago
\/...I am a Muchosucko fan's dream? Why thank you iFuckNuns :)
11 years ago
^ Muchosucko fan's dream*
11 years ago
...It's called the "reply" link. USE IT.
11 years ago
iFuck, repeat after me, R r E e P p L l Y y POST post. There you go! Good boy, who is the smarted boy in the web today, who is the smartest boy in the web, here is your treat, now go away.
11 years ago
You're such a veteran iFuck..that you only started posting 4 days ago?
11 years ago
Sorry i've just sat back for the past 3 years soaking in everything here before i decided to start posting and it was much longer then 4 days ago i started.
11 years ago
That's like the second dope today that hasn't been able to figure out reply!
11 years ago
Now everyone wishes they were constipated.
11 years ago
Fulfill my wildest bathroom dreams, huh? Where's the hot chick? Where's the BBQ? What about my burning need to eat a burger and get sucked off while taking a dumb?
11 years ago
seriously, I don't see a 200,000,000 BTU grill in there anywhere.
11 years ago
its missing something.... oh yeah a key board.. a remote control and also... the three sea shells... i wonder what those are for?
11 years ago
Keyboard is on the laptop... the two screens are connected. I have no idea what f*ing seashells you are reffering to though.
The remote control AND an iPod are both right above the toilet paper.
11 years ago
Hell I'm using one right now.
11 years ago
i am really not looking for that kind of distraction when i need to strangle a brownie.
11 years ago
Who in the fuck needs a beer so badly as to drink one on the can?
11 years ago
Me, but I'd rather have a whisky n coke.
11 years ago
...anyone else notice th' "Easy" button, off th' side of th' cycle pedals?
11 years ago
ay know this is probably too late, an' now off th' front page, but ay want'd t' put this in, anyway:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01262007/photos/news019a.jpg

this is an enlarged, & labeled version of this picture, if anyone's interest'd.
11 years ago
...th' "easy" button is actually a "Roto Rooter" (easy) button, an' Roto-Rooter is actually havin' a contest to GIVE AWAY THIS BATHROOM!!
11 years ago
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