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heavy metal

NSFW

judas priest would be proud

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by dugdug44

submitted January 31st 2007

30 comments
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heavy metal
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comments (30)
small dicked wonder
11 years ago
I'm sure you're an expert.
11 years ago
what tiny balls you have...
11 years ago
The most important peice of a Knight's armor.
11 years ago
Exactly! He may bleed to death from any other soft spot, but he still has his nuts intact!
11 years ago
It doesn't even look like there IS a dick in the hanging part.
11 years ago
Is this the micro penis guy from yesterday?
11 years ago
i would think it would get tangled in his pubes lol
11 years ago
I guess a chainmail condom is the perfect compliment to a chastity belt.
11 years ago
It would hurt if that got tangled in something ><
11 years ago
No no, you are all mistaken. It is an upgrade so he can enter certain castle doors in Europe. Much like Samus in Metroid. All he has left to get is the Phazon penis guard and he is set.
11 years ago
I do wonder how comfortable that is... Maybe I should make one.
11 years ago
That's not what she meant when she told you to wear protection.
11 years ago
I don't know, SNIKT, she was pretty beasty looking.
11 years ago
It's ribbed for her pleasure.
11 years ago
Theres a pine tree shape comprised of freckles and a ingrown hair on his left leg..fapfapfapfapfap
11 years ago
A friend of mine has a mail bikini. Yes, she is a girl, fukers! lol
11 years ago
you mean male?
11 years ago
So what's your point? I've given chain mail bikinis to girls as gifts.
11 years ago
no point really, smerf. Just never any other time to talk about it till now....
11 years ago
A new type of armor... cock ring mail!

...please laugh. Please.
11 years ago
I will for a dollar.
11 years ago
akira lol kool
11 years ago
is there even a dick underneith all that shit?
11 years ago
Everyone seems really disappointed to the lack of penis in that thing.

Someone had better post a picture of a huge penis with giant balls to appease the masses.
11 years ago
Judging by the size of his dick, this picture should be titled "A Chink in his Armor."
11 years ago
Fucking asshole, there went drink out my nose.
11 years ago
I guess its the male equivilent to a chainmail bikini
11 years ago
that'll pinch
11 years ago
that'll pinch
11 years ago
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