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Juice Head Is In Love With Himself

I bet this guy ends each day with a furious masturbation session to his own pictures.

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by Stephen

submitted January 29th 2007

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half inch penis... nickle and dime balls... wide wide anus...
11 years ago
I take it you know this guy.
11 years ago
Yes, once you get past his "me" complex he's really a sweet guy :)
11 years ago
^LOL
11 years ago
bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahah what a tool
11 years ago
but still....*fap fap fap fap fap*
11 years ago
agreed
11 years ago
Ok, so I watched about ten seconds of this... Then starting puking up the nachos I just ate.
11 years ago
His pex are named (left to right) ponch and john
11 years ago
I think this guy delivered a pizza to my house the other day.
11 years ago
hes even proud of his fuken nipples, surprised he didnt mention his sploodge soaked cookie duster
11 years ago
what a faggot
11 years ago
the comment about the huge nipples . . . i beg to differ. those seem to be some of the tiniest nipples either. i bet he committed suicide shortly after this was filmed.
11 years ago
haha you were looking at a guy's nipples.
11 years ago
the comment about the huge nipples . . . i beg to differ. those seem to be some of the tiniest nipples ever. i bet he committed suicide shortly after this was filmed.
11 years ago
Okay, it was creepy enough but once he got to the nipple part it got a little creepy.
11 years ago
creepier
11 years ago
i like how he's telling these things to a "man".
11 years ago
Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Peter takes E
11 years ago
I like the make up... just look at its make up ohhh yeah...
11 years ago
i can't even come up with a comment for this.
11 years ago
Here use this one.
FAKE!

There ya go.
11 years ago
This guy seriously wants to fuck himself - Once he's done that I'll come round and pound his head against a brick wall
11 years ago
I do enjoy a line of charily every now and again so I can relate to this self absorbed nonsense in a very small way. I'll bet he enjoys the fine arts, listens to Beethoven, studies metaphysics and waffles deep philosophies while cabbaged with a few intellectual friends, meditates, probably has a couple of PhD's. What a guy.
11 years ago
Those look more like a couple if double-D's than PhD's, Poo.
11 years ago
what ever if i looked like that id wanna stare at myself too. so would the rest of you admit it.
11 years ago
I used to look like that and I still like to stare at myself. I glue a mirror to my girlfriend's forehead so I can get aroused.
11 years ago
So that's why her forehead looks like my belly button.
11 years ago
So your belly button looks like my face?
11 years ago
Let me beat you to it and say "No, that is not my face print on your belly button."
11 years ago
I'm confused. Did I fuck someone's belly button by accident?
11 years ago
Is he on the toilet?
11 years ago
I get a kick outta people like this, its all work for nuthin when this guys packs in the roids and in one year is a seething regretful beer drinking slob with social issues ....like the rest of us lol...except he looks to be 20 years older than most of us
11 years ago
So, would those be good pickup lines for the ladies?
11 years ago
Muscles don't protect you from bullets.
11 years ago
I wonder if Hare would hit this one.
11 years ago
He should really help his poor mom paint her basement. That green color looks like shit.
11 years ago
I touch my self like that....
11 years ago
single, narcicisstic and spends 4-6 hours a day in the company of other scantily clad men who are as awesome looking as he is. how can he resist??
11 years ago
You forgot, lives at home with mom. Has all day to work out because he doesn't have a jobby-job.
11 years ago
Pan down to the pot belly.
11 years ago
Oh, and Tom Selleck called. He wants his mustache trimmer back Roid
11 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just pissed my pants!!!
11 years ago
i was expecting him to turn green
11 years ago
all that muscle does nothing to my baseball bat
10 years ago
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