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College Party Dress Code

Are you sure this is our new college Party Dress Code

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by numpty_dumpty

submitted January 28th 2007

69 comments
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College Party Dress Code
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Sorry world, America tried to bring something to the "mail order bride" category, but these are the best "willing" participants we've got.
11 years ago
What can we say, women like American men, so we don't have as many hotties to send off as mail order.
11 years ago
That officially the worst party... ever.
11 years ago
Well you know they're not English, they have all their teeth.
11 years ago
sad thing is if I was drink enough i'd do them.
11 years ago
I'm with WinterSoldier. It would be like riding a moped, fun to ride but don't want your friends to see you on one.
11 years ago
^ wow. you listen to david cross, too?
11 years ago
Dress Code: FAT AND UGLY
11 years ago
nazfuckingarn... lol the left one ya... but the one on the right is totally do-able.. oh wait I forgot... you don't have sex, you're loyal to the half baked porn you find on ms.com
11 years ago
I think if they both dropped 40 or 50 pounds, respectively, this'd be a MIGHTY FINE picture... sadly its just garbage
10 years ago
Does that guy have Kahlua? Yeah, he's gay.
11 years ago
Umm, that's not a Kahlua bottle. Those are brown, not clear.
11 years ago
I think you mean Corona. As to whether or not he's gay, coming from you, I'll take your word for it.
11 years ago
hope he is...or he'd catch AIDS touching fat albinos emo girls
11 years ago
hope he is...or he'd catch AIDS touching fat albinos emo douchegirls
11 years ago
I fail to see albinos, you double posting moron.
11 years ago
oh i see double poster, you mean the girl on the right. the girl who is infinitely hotter than any chick you've ever laid. have you been even been laid? i don't want to know.
11 years ago
loose 20 pounds then we'll talk
11 years ago
Left one needs to shed some pounds, but the right one is ok. I like a skinny girl, but there is nothing wrong with having a little meat on the bones either. It's all about moderation.
11 years ago
i call armpit!
11 years ago
Kneepit.
5 years ago
Fatties suck a mean cock!!
11 years ago
cuz they know they gotta make up for the paper bag on the head
11 years ago
Spread butter on your cock and they do better.
11 years ago
i put a paperbag over my last date and imagined she was a he... i never came harder in my fucking life
11 years ago
You mean you suck a mean cock?
11 years ago
Now, naz, I am sure he sucks nice cocks too.
11 years ago
I'd hit them both, I love lean meat, but I just don't like full blown fat.
11 years ago
Lean meat... That's a good term, actually. These two don't quite qualify, though. The one of the right, if she started working out... Maybe.
11 years ago
yeah, thier not 10's but i still hit it.some of u are to picky.plus they look like desprate tramps.
11 years ago
Never underestimate a desperate tramp!
11 years ago
I love my fat being blown fully but that's just me.
11 years ago
is the dress code ugly?
11 years ago
was going to say something mean but they did it for me when they let the person take this picture.
11 years ago
I think both of these chicks are definitly do-able.
11 years ago
I fucked 'em...
11 years ago
I agree with LH, not a damn thing wrong with either of them. The one on the left is actually really cute.
11 years ago
They are fine the way they are. I don't want a woman that is too skinny, she might break when I climb on top of her.
11 years ago
@ Goatse - Cute? Cute like snorlax?
11 years ago
the one on the right smelt like blue cheese.
11 years ago
^lol!
11 years ago
you people say paris is ugly and these two are do-able? i dont get it.
11 years ago
Paris is ugly ....Id take these two in a threeway over paris one on one.haha
11 years ago
i hate fat people that are comfortable with their bodies.
11 years ago
And you love fat people who are insecure like you?
11 years ago
actually just very sick of this BBW (big beautiful woman) and "proud of who i am" bullshit. being fat is not who or what you are. it only means you are a lazy glutton. you should not be proud of it and you should not be trying to accept it. you should be trying to change for the better. dont take any offense to it, hare. although you are a bit on the flabby side, this post was not meant to insult you.
11 years ago
Personally, I hate the people who blame it on their genes. Yeah, there is a genetic component, sure. But a much larger part is the "getting-off-your-lazy-ass-and-getting-down-to-the-gym" component. Genes are (generally, there are rare exceptions) a lame ass excuse.

Having said that, since when is Hare flabby?
11 years ago
indeed she is flabby. with this big, grotesque brown growth the shape of washington festering on her flabby thigh.
11 years ago
What, the state or the president?
11 years ago
I hate faggots that like to suck purple knob...sowhatcha point?
11 years ago
The one on the right has a perfectly fine body, but then, I like to get a hold of it.
11 years ago
Gay pride meeting or Sunday go to meeting clothes,their mom's must be proud.
11 years ago
I wouldn't kick either one outta bed for fartin'........
11 years ago
Like I said before, close your eyes and your fucking Jenna Jameson.
11 years ago
meh. i've put my dick in worse and had a good time.
11 years ago
You spelled "horse" wrong.
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
^^ LOL!!!!
11 years ago
OUCH SLAUGHTERED
11 years ago
LMAO!
11 years ago
so what? i would fuck them both
11 years ago
They are a 12 pack and a 6 pack respectively.
11 years ago
i can just sense the akwardness at this party from the pic
11 years ago
I'd fuck 'em sober and I bet my girlfriend would join in.
11 years ago
She wants something bigger?
11 years ago
Ooohh, that's gotta hoit.
11 years ago
Tell me is it a dull pain or a sharp sting?
11 years ago
This is why you need to plan out a budget for your party. If you have $500 and spend $480 on beer before you get the strippers...
11 years ago
Daddy like seniorita on left
5 years ago
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