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Anything Goes On Iraqi Streets In A Humvee

Road rage just got an entirely new meaning.

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by Stephen

submitted January 26th 2007

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Way to win the hearts and minds. no wonder they see us as an occupying force!!
11 years ago
my only problem is that they wernt blasting thier way throgh
11 years ago
ok, genius, let me put it this way...If there was an election and one candidate was an insurgent and the other a democratic Sunni, who do you think the people that got hit would be most likely to vote for??? The population is the best tool/weapon in a counterinsurgency military campaign!! So, it would serve us well not to go around pissing them off, correct!??? Now, this isn't to say that there weren't extenuating circumstances, for instance, a fireteam in need of vital support, in which case I would support their getting there as fast as possible. Shit like this normally ends up on the civil affairs officer's desk anyhow.
11 years ago
the'll vote who ever thier mulla tells them to vote for.and who cares what they want, were paying for this party.plus,they have no traffic laws. its a mess on every street and road.plus our guys need to get in and out of that mess and get back to thier f.o.b. is more importian to mission. if thier stuck in traffic then they become tagets for a ambush. maybe its fuck up, but i rather punch through that mess and live for another day.
11 years ago
OK, using empathy here, if some foreign country occupied the US, and they did that to my car, and I knew how to make an IED, then I would definitely IED their asses. Who here wouldn't?
11 years ago
your right, but if a foreign army( pick your fav)they might be a lot rougher on us than we have been the irqis and afganis. i'm just saying that if your in that hummvie your going to want to get through that mess get back to base.
11 years ago
Firebolt, you have to remember the basics in converting a fanatical terrorist Muslim to your side. "HINDER, DISPROVE, SHOW FAULT IN, and RENDER MUTE" It's a very easy process in dealing with a counterinsurgency military campaign. Umm the only hard part is the initial implementation, which I am sure is in one of these chapters here... Hmm.. Cant seem to find how you get a bunch of people who want to kill you to stop and listen to your sage advice for a while... Hmm... gotta be here somewhere in this book Legal was talking about... Do you know which chapter it is where you dont get out right beheaded? Cant find it.
11 years ago
Imagine this in america... smack... "Shit son, he hit the X5... back that shit up nigga!"
11 years ago
he was definately "blasting" away with that gay ass horn though...when will that massive defense spending bill afford a descent mega horn that'll blow their eardrums out?
11 years ago
i was thinking the same thing!!!!! a toyata tercel sounds like that
11 years ago
Whats with all that big text you know some one sees somthing longer then 3 lines they skip over it right? no one wants to read your 11 line rant on somthing no one cares about.
10 years ago
thats just sad...

th eonly possible justification would be either they were trying to get to some us soldiers who wer epinned down in a fire fight. or they were worried that if they stopped it would set up somekind of ied attack or car bomb.

neither of which looks like it applies.
11 years ago
Morph- things are totlaly different when you go there. They tell you to keep moving because a moving target is harder to hit. When a vehicle is stopped it becomes a stationary target. Stationary targets are easier to hit and take more time to maneuver than one that is moving. This driving is done to reduce the threat of an attack. If I had the choice of having my VW getting rear ended or losing my ass to an IED, I think I would chose the former.
11 years ago
And yes, I HAVE been there and I am heading back in three weeks and you better fucking beleive I will drive like this guy if I have to to get back home in one piece.
11 years ago
Yeah morph. Rekkanize, beyotch!
11 years ago
"I really need to go to the BATHROOM! BATHROOM! GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY, BATHROOM!
11 years ago
The annoying ass horn must have helped with bladder control then.
11 years ago
We don’t get to see where they are going or why they are doing what they did, you don’t even here them talk about it. The only reason to be driving like that would be to A. Obtain aid for wounded. B. Come to aid. I’m hoping that they are just doing what they have to and not just fucking with a people that have already been raped in the ass, the normal civilians that is.
11 years ago
I wish i could drive like that on Florida streets.
11 years ago
I just might try this the next time I get stuck in traffic
11 years ago
Hard for me to justify troops actions...with all these videos on the net ...this one and the one where they are taunting the children with water from the tank....I hope that this isnt a common occurence or an abuse of power...because if it is I can see why they hate us...we dont respect them.
11 years ago
Ding! Ding! Ding! Now hear this: Lord Humongus has just converted from Ignoranity to Knowism. Let's welcome him into the fold and give him a hearty three cheers. Whatever you do, don't go read the COBRA thread. #1. Takes too long, and #2. You'll be disheartened by the unbridled ignorance. Thumbs up to you Humongus.
11 years ago
Seriously, you need to jack off more often or something.
11 years ago
Just did, you want a towel sugar?
11 years ago
Yeah, dont read the cobra thread. Legal is still pretty new to this site and does not understand that people will go the distance. But dont worry. If you try he'll just call you ignorant and give you a book to read.
11 years ago
Weak! Anyhow, speaking of insurgents, check this one out:

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/
11 years ago
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
11 years ago
K-Billy Boy toy... You are not going any real distance other then down.

You continuously fail to maintain any valid point in the universe of logic and reason, fuck...plain ol' common sense is not even in your reality...

Yet.. KBBT continues to act like he achieves debate victory after victory...

Seriously ... when does your 16 year old naive ass get to go to bootcamp so you can put some of your "theories" to work?

11 years ago
K-Billy, define ignorant for me. Fuck it, I'll not make you scramble off to google it. Ignorant-destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified. When it came to counterinsurgency warfare and the reasons America has such a poor self image around the world, you definately painted yourself as "ignorant". When I say that Americans in general are ignorant to world affairs, I'm saying that most Americans lack the knowledge. I'm not implying that "We The People" are incapable of reasoning. Simply that we don't have the knowledge put to us as freely as it should be! FOR INSTANCE: Bush has repeatedly violated US Code Title 18 Section 1001. Don't make me list the damn violations either you fool because you know damn well they are existent. Therefore, the American public could at any moment protest and have is ass impeached and then tried in court! Check it out, I'll even post the link, since you have a problem reading or researching of your own volition you unlettered and untutored social impedement:
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00001001----000-.html

As far as being new to this site, I've been visiting this damn site for over 2 yrs. Now piss off and go fetch me some more rhetorical idiocy boy. Thought since that's all you provide, I'd make you feel better and just flat out ask for it.
11 years ago
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/

html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00001001--

--000-.html
11 years ago
*im keepin this short because noone will listen*
legaldick give up man, its clear to anyone with a logical open mind that you are right. Im English and i hate Americans as do most people because although there are people like you there are far more of your fellow Americans who are going to continue....well youve seen how they are.
11 years ago
Hey Boom, sorry my country "leaned" on your country to change it's drug laws thereby turning Edinburgh into one of the most drug infested cities in Europe back in the 1970's. You guys had a sensible solution to drugs and we screwed it for ya.
11 years ago
The war on drugs is impossible to win, kinda like defeating terrorism by killing 1 terrorist for ever 7 civilians therefore alienating god knows how many more every day. Let me just add… K-Billy, instead of trying to use the fact legaldick wants you to read a book as in insult against him (this does not reflect well on you) try reading the/a fecking book you fool!
11 years ago
Like I said in the Cobra thread, the war on terror is political spin. A president can get away with far more if he "declares war". Shameful of the man really.
11 years ago
"K-Billy Boy toy... You are not going any real distance other then down.

You continuously fail to maintain any valid point in the universe of logic and reason, fuck...plain ol' common sense is not even in your reality...

Yet.. KBBT continues to act like he achieves debate victory after victory...

Seriously ... when does your 16 year old naive ass get to go to bootcamp so you can put some of your "theories" to work?"
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Yet this is the only thing Savage has to offer most of the time. Go figure.
11 years ago
I also find it interesting Legal Cock that everyone who does indeed "hate" america, tends to agree with you the most. Very interesting how that seems to be pretty consistant. I dont want to risk sounding rash or anything. But at least the people on here that agree with me also happen to have a pretty damn good sense of patriotism and where America stands in the world. All you have is negativity and the English saps who love to trash America. I really feel sorry for you man.
11 years ago
And legal. You really are ignorant if you think its ignorant because i dont go gushing in agreement with you on your precious counterinsurgency warfare? It's hilarious how you postulate and pontificate left and right like you are a fucking know it all. I make fun of you because you are soo sure of yourself and then BOOM! Ignorance! LOL! Seriously, i wish Pee Wee were here so we could make that the magic word of the day. "Ignorance" RRAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
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Dude, first off. Fuck you. Ok? Just plain old fuck you. I understand our troops need to have a certain understanding and strategy for counteracting the insurgency over there. I am not a fool. You dont gain trust and respect by killing everything in sight. There are some bad beans in the pot, and that's tragic, but those people dont take away from the job of why the rest of those troops are there.
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And this Title 18, section 1001 is a farce. To quote,
"Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully—" Did you read that correctly? If you want to get your panties all in a wad over the "Bush lied" myth, then you need to be putting the heads on the chopping block of everyone who voted for that war. EVERYONE. Hey, but you use whatever is convenient to you. I am sure your chav buddies will love you more for it. Spin it baby! It's what liberals do best! Oh, and impeach the bastard already! Stop fucking being a pansy and get er' done. LOL! I am done. You and Savage have fun making tin foil hats. I'm going for a swim in my pool of ignorance. DING! DING! DING! "RRRAAAAAHHHHHHGGGG!!!!" Lol!
11 years ago
^^Blind Patriotism = Treason!
11 years ago
see? my point exactly. You've got some great people on your side. Hey enbeezy, can you read? I hope so. Treason. "In law, treason is the crime of disloyalty to one's nation or state. A person who betrays the nation of their citizenship and/or reneges on an oath of loyalty and in some way willfully cooperates with an enemy, is considered to be a traitor." Sorry, but, you lose.
11 years ago
Ben Franklin said if you follow any leader blindfully, then you dont deserve freedom. So that means its ok to question your Prez, anytime, even during an illegal war. So by you blindfully following Bush to a T, you are in fact commiting treason.
11 years ago
And people call me crazy. Yes, Embeezy, you can question your "prez" anytime you want to! But I am also free to criticize what you have to say, especially if a forgien enemy has the slightest chance of becoming emboldened by it, IE, Democrats in congress. Plus, i dont follow bush to a T. I am really pissed at the guy for ignoring this whole Mexican invasion that's occurring right under his nose. So no, your silly Ben Franklin quote holds no water here.
11 years ago
What enemies? Muslims? ohhh... why didnt you just say that. And when did the Mexicans invade? Im behind on my neo-con current events.
11 years ago
I know! You really should catch up or just visit Texas.
11 years ago
whats the big deal?They were in a hurry and bumped into a couple of cars.People should have made more of an effort to ge out of the way
11 years ago
"extenuating circumstances" The reason why we were doing this is because the chow tent was opening in 10 min and we wanted to get there quick so we wouldnt end up in the back of the line. I was pissed usually we have enough time to stop at a few places and abuse our powers before chow. Shit this was nothing. They better be thankfull that we didnt run over anymore children like yesterday.
11 years ago
LMAO
11 years ago
uhm...they're in a city where an rpg coming from any of those windows is a legitimate possibility. i'd want to get the fuck out of there too, and especially not stay in one place for too long.
11 years ago
Yeah, no shit. You think a bunch of kids that were too stupid to go to college really care about image, diplomacy, and politics when they're in the trenches? nope
11 years ago
too stupid to go to college...so u think every person with some smarts goes to college...thats false...i dropped out in tenth grade...but just by saying that doesnt make me retarded...it was my choice...and i joined the army...ill admit..there are soem very ignorant people in the army...but not as many as u would think...these guys probably needed to get somewhere quick...uncle sam hates tardyness
11 years ago
Please allow for a little cynicism on this site. My comment really is directed at grunts. Why not got to some cheap, easy college and join the ROTC, get paid, and graduate as a officer?
11 years ago
Tyler Durden- Bob Kerry. Bob, Tyler. You seem to know each other already.
11 years ago
Seriously, Tyler, you obviously have no clue about the military nor ROTC. When you join the ROTC and get "on contract"- where your education is paid for- you are enlisted in your respective branch. This means they can call your ass up (i.e. "mobilize") whenever they see the need. They don't care that you have an exam next week or are one credit shy of graduating. If they need your private ass, they get it. Then YOU get to be the dumbass who wasn't smart enough to go to college and had to enlist in the military. Fuck you and John Kerry ("Bob" whatever. Not important enough to bother getting his fuck face name right)
11 years ago
No wonder they fucking hate Americans.
11 years ago
everyone hates america....but fuck them...every superpower that has ever and will ever exist will be hated by many....until were not the superpower anymore...and that will be when we are THE power...thats right...america and america only...im not saying genacide or anything...how ever they wanna work it out...kudos to them...everyone will speak english...drive on the right side of the road....and for god sakes drop the faggy metric system
11 years ago
The lesson here is that you drive a pussy car and you get screwed. Let's see them try that shit in a country where people drive shit bigger than a hummer just to get a carton of milk from the grocery store.
11 years ago
should have used an M1. No really I find it interesting that most of the traffic pulled to the right as soon as they saw the vehicle. The ones that got tapped are not much different than the people here who do not move when and emergency vehicle is behind them. Go to NY city and watch that action as the pd or fd try to get through.
11 years ago
go jihads
11 years ago
what a dumbass
11 years ago
Now this is what I call the war on terror...bumper cars..."thud"..."crunch"...shit sarge...did we run over that guy on the curb back there?
11 years ago
So that's why the Iraqi auto repair shops love the Americans ;D.
11 years ago
Invading army with combined IQ of 3,5!!! No wonder ppl hate you.

11 years ago
Because we use decimal places instead of commas?
11 years ago
Why do pimples hate us?
11 years ago
Well this really makes our troops welcome. I hope they got courtmarshalled.
11 years ago
im genuilly torn...if it was a legit hurry then ok...plus it is dangerous as hell and there could be bad dudes shootin at em....but if it was a few redneck fuckin americans...abusing the fact that no iraqi citezen is going to even fuck with them at all.....i could see either being true
11 years ago
genuinely
11 years ago
I dont know what we would do without you spell checking fags.
11 years ago
mizpel ulot uv shit and be purfekly hapy not nowing.
11 years ago
I want one...but with a better horn. Like those train horns...lmao.
11 years ago
Legal and savage sittin in a tree! L-i-b-e-r-a-l. First comes love, then come's marrage, then we just abort the fucker because we can!
11 years ago
So now its bad to be open minded? I love Big Brother!
11 years ago
Oh no! you get me wrong! I love abortion! It weeds out a shitload of potential future liberals.
11 years ago
Hey I'm pretty conservative too. I liked the way it was b4 Bush was elected. Nobody eavesdropping on my international calls. It was a less stressful time.
11 years ago
conservitive? Oh snap! I finally get it! Brilliant! Now it makes perfect sense when Savage seems mixed up on his political parties! LOL! That's pretty good! Where was that started? Koz? LOL!
11 years ago
Bill do you understand why someone would call you a sheep. Seriously! I know your the old school racist white guy with type. What is the point of supporting agressive wars? George Washington warned us about interfering with other countries affairs. Eisenhower, who I know you respect, warned Americans about the industrial military complex. So why do you support such things that are contrary to what this nation is supposed to be about?
11 years ago
The army and the local panelbeaters are in cahoots it seems.
I was waiting to see what they were going to do up against that tractor though.
11 years ago
I hope they get their limbs blown off and eyeballs blown out by an RPG, obnoxious arrogant bastards. Then when their flown home like blind retarded stumps they find out their girlfriends, wives and children have brain tumors and leukemia. You treat human beings like that (for whatever reason) and one day karma will bite your fat ugly American asses.
11 years ago
Amen
11 years ago
^^^ LOL! And he calls me a "trator"
11 years ago
I'm with K-billy on this one. You can't despise the entire military because there are a few loose screws. Support the hell out of the troops, but remember that the government sends us where ever the hell they want us whether the war is justified or not. They are called orders, and we get our asses handed to us if we don't carry those orders out. Hope that wasn't so political that it creates another feces snowball of an argument.
11 years ago
For what it is worth I'm fine with it, legal.
11 years ago
Ya, but this shit does get tiresome.
11 years ago
what the fuck??? im reading all the comments and i have to say they sound a little fuckin retarted,super power??? i think not.super stupid. occupying a country for no reason at all. except oil...bullshit.if someone did that to me on the street i would drag them out of the vehicle and beat them senseless.fuckin machine guns or not. that shits not right. wouldnt be in that situation in the first place cause theres no reason to be there.
11 years ago
1:10 Lol should of hit that little kid
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