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Fuck, the French are stupid.

I guess they never heard of Galileo or Copernicus.

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by SNIKT

submitted January 18th 2007

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if i close my eyes, this becomes a really dramatic space agey cheese commercial.
11 years ago
chavroux ?
11 years ago
Ok, I don't know what the question was asking exactly, but since the moon has a gravity 1/6 of earth's (about 16%), Mars is about 42% gravity of Earth's and Venus is about 97% as strong as Earth. I know the sun's gravity is way stronger, but I forgot the exact numbers determined. I wasn't sure if the question was "Which gravity is (less/more?) of the Earth?" I don't know what "autour" is french for in english.
11 years ago
wooo brain meats ftw
11 years ago
white and nerdy²
11 years ago
Well the plantes revolve around it so im sure its "way" stronger.
11 years ago
Wario behave! ...get back in line!
11 years ago
Hey, I used to study Astronomy when I was a kid. I can't help it if I remember shit like this...
11 years ago
its asking what revolves around the earth
11 years ago
I think it's asking what revolves around the earth.
It's obvious the crowd isn't trying to screw him too by randomly picking answers since C and D don't have any votes.
11 years ago
your translation is correct.
11 years ago
the crowd isn't trying to screw him? so they ACTUALLY think that the sun orbits the earth? :P
lets hope not :(
or did they not give them the memo about the earth not being the center of the universe :P
11 years ago
no the earth isnt, but france is
11 years ago
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to start the flame war.
FRANCE IS THE WORLDS LARGEST EXPORTER OF GAYNESS.
GOOOOOOO AMERICA!!!!!
11 years ago
Das Französisch ist ein Bündel der Muschi fickt, Fickend Deutschland Regeln!!!!!!
11 years ago
Yeah but you're the consumer
11 years ago
The question is "Which revolves around the Earth?"
11 years ago
and he chose the sun. that has got to be the dumbest man on earth...
11 years ago
Seriously
11 years ago
And so did 56% of the audience.
11 years ago
hahaha, silly french. the same people that built the Maginot Line.
11 years ago
almost as hard to understand as some black people's jibberish.
11 years ago
LMAO
11 years ago
geocentrism is just as much a french cultural staple and berets and mimes
11 years ago
it really was on tv but im sure the whole show is fake.
11 years ago
i have never been so ashamed to be french.
Oh and this show isn't a fake, it's french version of "who wants to be a millionaire".
11 years ago
Spoken like a true frenchman indeed,
11 years ago
what revolves around the earth
a)the moon
b)the sun
c)mars
d)venus

this fucktard use all hi joker and always talk about the sun, annoyed by this moroon, the public vote b) the sun to kick him out :p
11 years ago
Technically all the answers are true, although La Lune is the obvious one.
11 years ago
And I want to give his wife a new hairstyle and then fuck her in the ass.
11 years ago
Technically A and C are true.
b and d are false and that is a fact.
11 years ago
So, when did Mars start orbiting the Earth? And you bet you think "Total Recall" really happened...
11 years ago
I mean I bet, not you...
11 years ago
He's technically correct, since Mars' orbit is outside Earths it does circle us.
11 years ago
its only true if you take it to mean that mars revolves 'around' earth, because it doesn't have an earth orbit. But its orbit around the sun does travel around the earth. So al we have shown is that he had a 50% chance of picking a defensible answer and still fucked it up.
11 years ago
Well, if that's the case, then most of the galaxy revolves SLOOOWWWWLY around the earth, except for Pluto, which was renamed...
11 years ago
Total Recall was fucking sweet and we should for Kindergarten students to watch it until they appreciate how fucking sweet it is.

They used "gravite atour", rather than other french terms that would simply translated into "revolve around" or "circle." This term is derived from the latin "gravitas" which implies the question was about orbit due to gravitational effects, not just a mindless question of things spinning. Technically all of the planets affect each other with gravity, and orbit each other. The earth slightly orbits the moon while the moon is orbitting the earth. Usually one planet or moon is heavier than the other so it seems as if only the smaller one is doing the orbitting, but they both orbit. The sun orbits the earth as the earth orbits the sun. Anyway, all the answers are correct, which makes the french fucking retards for asking such a stupid question.
11 years ago
This is so embarassing. Guess it proves we have our part of super-retards in France too. And they can put up a pretty good show.
11 years ago
This answers why France doesn't have a space program. Shit, that's pathetic.

I will admit, they make good porn though. (Marc Dorcel)
11 years ago
This answers how stupid you look now when you realise France along with the rest of Western Europe are instead members of the European Space Agency with its main headquarters in Paris, France.
11 years ago
chairman comes to save the day....if you were on a tv show ud be the one who always walks onscreen when someone says summat wrong, i picture you walkin on reading a massive book correcting them before retreating off camera again...
11 years ago
IDrinkAnalFluid,i want to fuck you.
11 years ago
It cost 2 gallons of anal fluid for an hour.
11 years ago
"A, La Lune." "Merde." "Eh, oui."
11 years ago
where the hell was regis?
11 years ago
haha, I'd love to see Regis there, yelling, "I don't know what you're saying, SPEAK ENGLISH!!"
11 years ago
chien merde tete!
11 years ago
i met this french dude and his girlfriend once when I went hiking. They were alright but they ate funny like their jaws couldn't open fully and they just crammed their food into their mouths. I just thought it was weird how they ate.
11 years ago
Yeah, when that French guy sucked my dick he didn't open his mouth all the way either. But then, he didn't have to.
11 years ago
For some reason monkeyfuck your statement made me laugh for like 20 min. :)
11 years ago
The audience was confused. They know full well that the universe revolves around the USA and they could not find that answer. French cheese makes you retarded too.
11 years ago
jaime cette femme, elle est une vrai pitoune.
11 years ago
Copernicus would be proud. Wonder if there are a whole cult of believers in France who think the sun revolves around the Earth, or they just have poor education on basic facts. (Though about 40% of the US apparently believes in something other than evolution, so perhaps we shouldn't make as much fun of the French)
11 years ago
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