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Death by ROFLCOPTER!

he lost his head.

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by Alec13

submitted January 12th 2007

73 comments
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Death by ROFLCOPTER!
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Nah....He probable OD'ed on LMAO.
11 years ago
I'd say that he more likely OD'ed on LMHO, wouldn't you agree?
11 years ago
This is so fake.

Real people have heads.
11 years ago
Well, one head.

Depending.
11 years ago
look at his hand, its a fake
11 years ago
Why? Is it because youre assuming hes on his back and the hands the wrong way? Hes on his front you STUPID FUCK!
11 years ago
18th time by the looks of it too :p
11 years ago
(10 mins later) aaaah shit, was he being sarcastic?
11 years ago
actually i wasnt being sarcrastic you redneck pudding packer... this is fake.... if he is on his front as you say, you can see a palm, there are lines, and the pads are higher and thicker than his fingers. Therefor, he is on his back. However, his thumb is on the wrong side of his hand, so unless that is a birth defect, fake. Also, if you look at how fat his hand is compared to his fingers, that points to fake as well. He is not a big enough person for this to be such a big, fat hand, either. The skin color is not right either, im not sure what it is, if it is a lack of pigment, or what, but it is the color on manikins and such. Another point, the "police officer" is holding the number 18, where as in real life they put markers next to each point of evidence so detectives can compare the whole scene and pictures with multiple bits of evidence in the shot can be taken. Yet another point, look at his arm closest to the cop, why is skin showing at the top? because they did a bad job setting this thing up. Also, look on the bottom right of the shot, there is a red date/time thing. I may be mistaken, but usually evidence pictures do not have this, meaning it is a common civilian camera taking the picture. One last point, follow his arm line up to his shoulder and follow that over. Notice how there is a lack of cover over his head? Therefor you would see more head there on the ground, which cannot be covered up. Also, seeing as how the head is missing then that means someone took it. Aside from all the reasons i listed, this scene is too sureal to be real.
11 years ago
Thumb looks to be on the correct side to me. The only thing that makes me think it's fake is I don't think that the cops would put a gay ass "Alec was here" tag on the photo.
11 years ago
danath, your an idiot this is real if you want to see the rest of the images go here...
http://poetry.rotten.com/chopper/
11 years ago
We looking at the same picture danath? (redneck?...in England?)
11 years ago
I guess some people just really pick their battles.
11 years ago
Can't tell which picture I like best, #6 or #17.
11 years ago
#5 with the head flap lying on his back, with the hair and ear still there :P
btw danath you're one stupid turd!
11 years ago
DANATH you are a fucking retard have you ever heard of rigamortis? yor body swells up when you die fucking retard i hate people who just say FAKE espiecally when they come up with even more retarted of ways to try and justify his remark SHUT THE FUCK UP
11 years ago
danath considering he's missing HIS FUCKING HEAD the fact that his arm might be broken also isn't to far fetched you faggot
11 years ago
Nothing fake about a rotor blade to the skull.
11 years ago
Bull shit. There is no such thing as a rotor blade.
11 years ago
You're officially retarded. Rotor blades of a helicopter
11 years ago
hahaha monkeyfuck you got told! danath you are one of these little cynics that think nothing this gruesome could possibly happen to anyone..... go stick your head in a rotor blade then tell us how you'd do it.
11 years ago
Uhhhh, yeah. I am too "retarded" to know that it is "rigor mortis" and not "rigamortis" too.
11 years ago
actually people ridor mortis is stiffness, not swelling. The thumb is on the wrong side, and if this was a rotor blade, wheres the rest of the head and why did they cover him. And Oranjeboom you may not be a redneck but you are a fucking Brit with your crooked ass yellow teeth and your ugly ass bitcches. Chip Chip Chereo, Pip! Now go eat some fish n' chips wit some mayo on your "chips". Why not call them FRENCH FRIES like they really are! Also, drive on the right side of the road like the rest of the god damn world does! Oh and btw to another persons coment that i am a cynic who cannot believe that this kind of gore can exist, shut the fuck up! I am not a cynic i am smart enough to think for myself and not believe everything i hear or read (especially on the god damned internet, people) I am not the dumb fuck, you guys who believe this is true and insulting me for enlightening you are the dumb fuck, red neck, cousin fucking, ass raping, cum guzzling cockaholic, cockwhores
11 years ago
why cant his body be laying the way it is? i got to see an awesome accident involving a guy on a motorcycle and a van... the guy that was on the bike was plastered all over the road and his torso was nicely smeared a great length along the road. (note to nub cyclists, dont pull out in front of large vehicles that are doing 60+mph)needless to say, none of his body parts were laying in a nice and neat fashion. what do you have to say about that danath???
11 years ago
Danath, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
11 years ago
Oh danath...danath...danath you should really learn to pick your battles my son, i didnt think i would ever see someone go to such lengths in order to make a fool of themselves but you showed me! ...toodle pip!
11 years ago
Why the fuck would your spell check on here
11 years ago
Because this is MS give us any reason to bitch at you we'll do it
11 years ago
Seriously danath, CTFD (Calm The Fuck Down) and STFU (I assume you know what this one means).
11 years ago
Hogmaster... what do i have to say to that? I actually dont know because 1) You dont make much sence 2) he wouldnt have any body parts anywhere by being hit by a 60mph van. 3) How does this relate to anything and why would i even have something to say to it??? 4) I am actually a biker myself, and it sounds like you know nothing about physics.... being hit at 60mph may hurt, but its not gonna chop you up... being hit at almost any speed wont chop you up unless you are hit by something that actually chops. being hit by any vehicle is a blunt hit, not sharp, and does not chop.
11 years ago
Dan- the edge of a rotor blade (if they existed) would concentrate the force into a smaller surface thus causing a more traumatic impact on the tissue in question. Sure, a van doing 60 could pop you like a watermelon because the force is spread over a greater surface area (e.g. the grill and bumper). A rotor blade (if it existed) even a slow one travelling at 60 mph would apply a force over a sonsiderably smaller surface area and, as a result, could easily cut through something. Think of it this way, you pound your thumb with a hammer- ow- that hurts like hell. Use the same force with a knife instead of a hammer and your hitch hiking days are over. I know quite a lot about physics and so please feel free to challenge me on this. I don't believe in rotor blades but I do believe that F=ma.
11 years ago
Oh yeah, a van hit WOULD "chop" peices off through a combination of rapid acceleration (positive and negative) as well as hydrostatic shock. If you are hit by a van, your torso suddenly moving at 60 mph would easily seperate from your arms and legs that are not moving, thus appearing to "cut" them off.
11 years ago
too many words...
11 years ago
IGoPPStandingUp says:

"danath, your an idiot this is real if you want to see the rest of the images go here...
http://poetry.rotten.com/chopper/"

have you even bothered to check the link you fucking dickwad! are you still trying to tell us it's fake?
please, proceed with what you're doing. you might end up like subliminal vommit, or JONNYCHO. but, hey, you probably have no idea who they are. mucho-noob
11 years ago
Ok. There's no need to talk physics. He lost his head when it met the *Rotor Blade*
11 years ago
Oh yeah, and I'm a 'mucho noob' as far as posting goes. but yeah, danath, you dumb.
11 years ago
Wtf are you even talking about Vic, and yah I checked the link why else would I bother posting it and as much as Id like to not know who subliminal vommit is I do, I even remember the whole merlow crap.. So what of it?
11 years ago
^ haha dude he wasnt talking to you, he copied what you said for danath not you! relax man.
11 years ago
That's no police officer danath. This happened on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. The fact that you think for yourself in this case kinda works against you...
11 years ago
lol I really should drink and post.. ignore that last remark there vic
11 years ago
*shouldn't
11 years ago
*ignored*
11 years ago
Damn, what's with idiots typing long paragraphs now? Bloke lost his head in an accident.
11 years ago
Or was it... Murder!?
11 years ago
the scandal!
11 years ago
btw danath do you even know what a cynic is? or do you know how to speak for yourself too well you forgot how to read it in the dictionary. oh yes and you didnt tell me how you would do it if you stuck your head in one..... I'm english, i like amyo on CHIPS, and finally singapore and thailand also drive on the left. so not the rest of the world drives on the right.
11 years ago
hey danath, ofcourse what i say doesnt make SENCE to you, its because you are an idiot... its spelled SENSE. also you're a real dumbass, because that person who i watched get splattered all over the road, was literally torn apart, you ever hit a deer? i hit one with my '66 and i was doin about 65mph. it ripped the fucking thing in half. explain how that didnt actually happen with your "physics". oh and the reason i bothered fucking with ya is because you were just trying to say that picture was fake and gave very weak and idiotic examples of how it could not be real.
11 years ago
Girls, please allow me to summarize for you. "Rotor blades" (as if)+ boom= "ow shit". Van+ speed = splat and crap.
11 years ago
Hmmmm... at least he spelled "cum guzzling" correctly.
11 years ago
The ROFLCOPTER is after us..run run..
11 years ago
Look out for the LMAObombs!!!
11 years ago
I'm busy keeping the WTFrounds in my WWJDgun.
11 years ago
alec was there?
11 years ago
you should never hold in your sneezes.
11 years ago
i did that once.. i almost blew my eardrums out :(
11 years ago
What's the score out of? 20? If that's the case, I would have only given it a 15.
11 years ago
haha i was gonna make a joke but you said it already :P i wonder why nobody else thought this was funny lol
11 years ago
BOOM!!!HEADSHOT!!
11 years ago
i stopped posting pictures.. all of these pictures were submitted before the ridicule..
11 years ago
O.K....SO SOMEONE HAS FOUND A CACHE OF OLD ROTTEN.COM PICS WE'VE ALL SEEN YEARS AGO....NEW BALLS PLEASE!!!!
11 years ago
suspect d.o.a.
11 years ago
i use to have a fuck load of vids of the americans that were beheaded in iraq, i got them from www.ogrish.com but now its called live leak and doesen't have the same gory shit they did before. that site was the number 1 site for gore almost every single day they had new deaths and the photos and vids. even of stars. im gonna miss that sick ass site :(
11 years ago
I found http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=60a8b7acb5

I think that counts as gory.I don't know it is real but I am pretty much desensitized to violence and I had trouble watching it.
11 years ago
muther fucking, fucking fucks, your all a bunch of morons. This is a real accident on the flight deck of a navy carrier, i've seen the rest of the pics circulated amongst us GI Joe type folks. The guy walked into a the tail roter and was hacked right down to his chest, head,shoulder, and chest, parts went everywhere on the flight deck. Terrible
11 years ago
once again it's "you're" not "your"
11 years ago
Sue that concrete contractor. He got a little too excited with the texturing.
11 years ago
Dammit, yak, why not quit posting alec's stolen pix? util he can come up with something original we haven't all seen at other sights? Just an idea...
11 years ago
dammit garfield10, learn who's who around here before bitching. i could point out that pretty much all pictures on the internet are 'stolen' from somewhere, so get over that bit. and i've been really ill for the past week and a bit, so i didn't have time to find things myself to put up, so what was submitted got used. to sum up: fuck off
11 years ago
:( then why didn't you submit my ryoga's cut wrist picture? you want us to leave him alone?
11 years ago
Monkeyfuck,..youre the man,...danath,..get fucked
11 years ago
More like go fuck off. Can't get him to conform to the general agreement that this is real. What a 'wanker'
11 years ago
ew.
11 years ago
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