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One Nation Under Me

Hello, I'm GOD, and I approve this ad.

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by RyogaVee

submitted January 5th 2007

27 comments
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One Nation Under Me
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Alleluya praise the Lord almighty..
11 years ago
Yeah, I figured I'd make up a sign about myself to get the message across to the Super-Christian sect of America.
11 years ago
I like these things. It always pisses off everyone who hates anything to do with god. And for that? Priceless.
11 years ago
Which part of "thou shalt not kill" did Christians miss anyway?
11 years ago
Funny thing about God...
11 years ago
They missed that part Hare. And pretty much all the rest that was asked of them as well. That's why "God" forgives silly!
11 years ago
god forgives the sins of those who ask for forgivness. so basicly do what the fuck you want jus say sorry boss when you see him
11 years ago
and yet they think muslims are extremists
11 years ago
i dont see how that has anything to do with anything.
11 years ago
But I would also like to remind god that hey, it's not a "nation under you" anymore. The dems have pretty much seen to that. It WAS a nation once unified and constructed with your influences in mind. But now? Pfft! Get lost buddy.
11 years ago
the founding fathers were deists.

damn, read a history book my ultra christian friend
11 years ago
Gods nation is a nation of public transportation
11 years ago
LOL!
11 years ago
Public Transit is for jerks and lesbians.
11 years ago
Uh, they misspelled my name.
11 years ago
it is your own fault when you are ripping off most of your plans from god. genozides, blaming the jews, hating the homosexuals, and all that stuff... he did it way before you were even born. you even stole his idea to use a cross as a symbol of your world view.
11 years ago
I remember the first time Ryoga posted this... Such a shame to ruin such a hot body with a penis. Mmm Ryoga if you ever get a sex change get ahold of me sweety.
11 years ago
wait... what?
11 years ago
I'm very confused...
11 years ago
...ummm...huh...
11 years ago
His top 8 are hot.
11 years ago
He's wearing bell bottoms
11 years ago
HAhahahhaha finally someone said it.
11 years ago
ryoga. FUNNY AS USUALY. clever, and witty and hilarious. and totaly unable to pick up sarcasm if it threatens his own ego.
11 years ago
ryoga..ranma?
11 years ago
So god likes it on top?
11 years ago
Then maybe the nation he is talking about is Canada.
11 years ago
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