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so ronery

it must be hard dating a pillow

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by DejaVu

submitted December 28th 2006

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Its actually not as hard as you may think. you just cant be seen in public or any other place they may think you are crazy. you might want to pick up my new book "10 simple rules for dating a pillow" it should enlighten you. good luck.
11 years ago
It's not that hard, really. It's like dating a normal girl, only it's more responsive in bed...
11 years ago
I find that sometimes, if you loosen the ropes them just a wincy little bit, they start becoming more responsive.
11 years ago
why is she drinking out of her nose :(
11 years ago
in japan mouth s mainly for puking
11 years ago
Actually, I've noticed a certain lack of noses in anime. Much more so than elsewhere.
11 years ago
That pillow isn't from Japan - there are not shit stains around the mouth.
11 years ago
Yeah, but *he's* Japanese. Notice the prominent shit stain on his upper lip.
11 years ago
How do you say "Dirty Sanchez" in Japanese?
11 years ago
Kitanai Sanchezo?
11 years ago
This would explain the cum stains on the pillow and futon.
11 years ago
Jokes on us; the pillow is actually a milkshake dispenser.
11 years ago
who are you kidding these people are japanese! That's no milkshake you fool, it's probably some putrid mix of diarrhea, vomit and animal semen.
11 years ago
i can't wait to go to japan
11 years ago
Yes plenty of single pillows for you to fondle.
11 years ago
Whoa, check out the sixhead.
11 years ago
That's his excuse to eat for two that you're mocking.
11 years ago
Why do asian anime chicks have big round eyes when all the nips, gooks, chincs, and doh mas that I know have slanted ones?
11 years ago
why do fucktards have to use racist slang to talk about people?
11 years ago
I love the comments on this one.
GeneralCHA0S says:
Jokes on us; the pillow is actually a milkshake dispenser.
F*cking classic, Same with that one too rayfield when replying to mystapler
11 years ago
Pour wittle meee!!
11 years ago
Get your Weapons of Mass Destruction and get the fuck out.
11 years ago
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