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Mattshizzle

lets make him the next starwars kid!!

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by Paroxysmus9

submitted December 28th 2006

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Mattshizzle
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aggghhhhhhh! Fuck St. Louis
11 years ago
tiger or mets fan? i live in stl i steer clear of matt shizzle hes a bad mutherfucker.
11 years ago
^ "Shut yo' mouth!" "Hey, I'm just talkin' 'bout Matt."
11 years ago
St. Louis Comin YEAAAAAAAAAA. Thats right, World Champs again Bitch.
11 years ago
whatever. those are his "coolest" clothes for posing in that picture.
11 years ago
he has a face only a mother can love... in fact he kinda looks like murder face from meatalocalypse.
11 years ago
"I'll cut you HOE"
11 years ago
could someone zoom in on that picture on the wall??
11 years ago
call the CSI.. they can zoom and enhance everything a gazillion times!
11 years ago
"this is the knife i use to cut the velveeta for my toasted cheese sandwiches, bitches"
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
Meanwhile... his mother is in the kitchen baking cookies for her 40 year old virgin spawn.
11 years ago
Hi kids in this episode Matt Shizzle teaches you to cut dem hoes, and how to wear the shirt of the bandwagon team, cause that shit is gangsta!
11 years ago
Not that guy again! Oooooooooh, he is clenching his fist this time.
11 years ago
Is this the cat-raper that everybody said looked like "murder face"?
11 years ago
I think so
11 years ago
Just an open suggestion to everyone trying to adopt a gangsta persona- don't do it in grandma's house with the WalMart portrait and heart wreath in the background. Hell, it would be more impressive if he was in his little sister's room hacking Strawberry Shortcake and the Dora the Explorer bitchs instead.
11 years ago
Awesome! He's back! Is this from one of his youtube videos? This guy is great.
11 years ago
A free standing radiator style heater is not pimpin mattshizzle. Either is that quilt. But the mustache, now that says mack-a-licious.
11 years ago
My grandma had a bunch of those space heaters. Yeah, he's never lived on his own, and has never and will never touch a naked woman.
11 years ago
not a LIVING naked woman anyway.
11 years ago
Attack of the killer virgin!
11 years ago
He's just angry because he has to change grandma's diaper and empty her catheter bag. The daily sponge bath kills his soul, one little piece at a time.
11 years ago
odd, looks like he has a wall where a window should be.
11 years ago
looks like a real life nacho libre
11 years ago
dam.he's macho libre..
11 years ago
WTF is that in his hand? Looks like a vacume cleaner attachment.

Still, I am frightened of his retard strength.
11 years ago
someone needs to photoshop a dildo in his hand.
11 years ago
This is what he's thinking at the moment they took the picture. "Did someone order a badass, with extra BAD?" Atleast that's what I always think.
11 years ago
He looks like the offspring of Ron Jeremy and Miss Piggy.
11 years ago
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