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Nice tits for high school

Which head would you want head from.

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by SNIKT

submitted December 27th 2006

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Their mom is hot... she can let my siamese twins slap off her chin whenever she wants!
11 years ago
Damn. That would just plain old suck.
11 years ago
I bet their favorite candy bar is Twix.
11 years ago
Monthh, dude, that might be funny as hell, but you are so going to hell for it. Respect.
11 years ago
i think its fucking wack how the one doesn't know an answer to a question and the other pipes up and tells it ;/ or corrects it.... its like a fucking 2 headed ogre thing from dungeons and dragons and shit... an ettin or whatever ;/
11 years ago
thats fucked up.
11 years ago
YAK, I always thought you had a certain level of etiquette until this you funny bastard. seriously though,imagine the screaming eagle possibilities!
11 years ago
wit...who the fuck controls the legs and arms...or is one there just for the ride...im REALLY fukkin confused now...wow...
11 years ago
I think the right head controls the right arm and the left head controls the left arm (at least it looks like that when they are taking the test), don't know about the rest. I'd like to know if they both cum when one of them diddles herself.
11 years ago
I assume they share a common pelvic area. So, if one wants to play and the other doesn't, is the odd one out a total buzz kill?
11 years ago
hey yeah i'm nre on here lol. eah they would both cum, cause the nerve endings that connect to the brain for that feeling are probably connected. Seeing is as how the spine is fused at he bottom, or i think at the tailbone. So In all other words they would beoth cum, at the same time, and yeah. i have nothing else i put in my two cents
11 years ago
they could have a forthsome easliy,lol.
11 years ago
I wonder if they finger each other?
11 years ago
and if so, would that make them lesbian?
11 years ago
Wait, lesbians that practice incest?
11 years ago
Would the one on the left get hot checking out the one on the right in the mirror, and vice-versa?
11 years ago
this site keeps getting better and better ever day...lol
11 years ago
Since they drive, do they carry one license or two? If they get a citation, which one pays? Can one of them get a DUI and the other fight it in court?
11 years ago
yes....
11 years ago
No, if one of them is drunk, then both of them are drunk. The best they can do is each claim the other drunk was driving. Though, honestly, what cop would ticket them? It would be "Park the car, maams, and I'll drive you both home, you just have to blow in the breathalizer (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)."
11 years ago
what if you married one? you would be cheating with the other one if you fuck uhh her
11 years ago
oh wait what if you shoot one in the head? she would have to carry a dead head lol the greateful dead
11 years ago
So, what happens if one turns one way, and the other one turns the other way?
11 years ago
Trial separation?
11 years ago
who gets the job of wiping?
11 years ago
im guessing they share a stomach, so whoever ate wipes. if they both ate then ur question stands
11 years ago
They both seem to be eating at lunch.
11 years ago
i'd assume that if one of them drank booze both of them would get drunk, or high with drugs... i really don't think that they both control one set of limbs tho by the look of it, cuz they don't look at all that awkward while walking or doing other things, maybe they both have control of the limbs? i don't know its just weird :(
11 years ago
So the obvious question is, would they be the easiest way to be able to brag about getting a threesome?
11 years ago
I would have to say only if they both blew you.
11 years ago
wtf cares about technicalities... you'd get bragging rights just by having sex with a person with 2 heads!
11 years ago
I have to say the lucky dude that marries this mutant is going to get some of the best blowjobs in history. Do you think MattShizzle would have to make some adjustments to his pimp-slap technique if he had a 2-headed mutant whore? "So instead of pchewwwingg up and out youre going to need more of a follow through to reach the other head"..
11 years ago
It's the ultimate trophy fuck
11 years ago
if one girl likes a guy and the other doesnt hates the same guy and the first girl fucks the guy while the others sleeping, is it rape.
11 years ago
haha back again. i guess they could do that, but that is if they see the heads as two different people. One head could say it was not consentual(sp?) and charge him for it. but then again they might just see them as once full person alone. Depends though are you talking morally or lawfully?
11 years ago
Hahahahahaha. I'm going to hell for laughing, but for some reason I found this to be ridiculously funny.
11 years ago
Hey laugh all you want, this is the work of the greatest comedian himself..."God".
11 years ago
Can one head sleep while the other is awake? If one head falls asleep, does the other head get full use of the body?
11 years ago
my god this is so interesting, and so are all of your questions, goddamnit its 3am and now ill have to research this, that and make sure there are no fucking huntsman spiders in my room...
11 years ago
Ultimately, if one head believes in Jesus and the other is an atheist, does the whole body go to heaven or hell. I think this girl is a trick from God, like the platypuss.
11 years ago
these girls are incredible!
11 years ago
what if one turns lezzy and the other likes the cock...that complicates all the sex issues like ten fold. or if one is down for anal but the other isnt? how weird would it be to pleasure one but hurt the other...dude i wish a mutant went to my school. i mean we had some waterheads but those are cake...OMG THEY CAN TOSS SALAD AND GIVE HEAD AT THE SAME TIME!! i'm in love
11 years ago
I just want to know if they can get their heads far enough apart for me to sit on their middle shoulder, saddle style. Yeeehaw!!
11 years ago
Whoah. It's obvious spontaneous mutations can survive and procreate.
I'd like to see a creationist debate this one.

Go figure.
11 years ago
Hey, maybe God created them for a purpose, like really strange porn.
11 years ago
If they share the same lungs, one could suck you off while the other breathes.
11 years ago
no doubt...that would be iteresting to see one not breath yet not gasp for air
11 years ago
So did you guys all lose your noses, or just forgot that people have them.
11 years ago
You've never had a good blowjob, have you?
11 years ago
Yeah Archman, Cause with a good blow job, they shove your dick up their nostrils.....
11 years ago
pwnt
11 years ago
With a good blowjob, your dick goes in enough to block the airway, or at least with my dick it does.
11 years ago
Hmmm so if you fuck erh theyre common vagina they would both get an orgasm ? (considering youre doing a good job)
One can suck youre cock the other can lick your ball's. That opens perspectives ...

Strange for the least.
11 years ago
I would like to see their X-ray photo.
11 years ago
was wondering that two, get it
11 years ago
mabey they have two vag pipes....
one regular one...and a tiny little weird cootch a little lower and to the side...I WANT THE STRANGE COOTCH...
11 years ago
So, you're saying that you need the smaller cooch? Or that you want a little strange?
11 years ago
lol id rather be the one of the left...cause i guess they are right handed...so she could just sleep all day...

i wonder if they play practical jokes on each other....

what if one was into lifting weights and the other was a coke head...so then one would have more energy for lifting and her arm would get big and the other would get tiny and skinny....

there are so many questions i have for these females....and as it stands now....i would bang them....but not if i went to the school....thats a high level of embarassment....

and about the bj thing....im guessing they been so sheltered and babied their whole lives i dont think they will ever give head...and masterbation would also be such a difficult thing....could u imaginge....turning to your sibling and ask her if you can play with our muffin....DAMNIT I WANT TO MEET THEM...GET THEM DRUNK...AND MAKE THEM ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS...THEN HAVE SEX WITH THEM AND HIT THEM WITH A STICK OF BUTTER IN BETWEEN THERE NECKS
11 years ago
There's another question. Which head would you have to hit for a donkey punch?
11 years ago
who cares? You can have double donkey punch Thursday with these girls.
11 years ago
It's funny, these girls are not ugly even independently. If they were, I think this post would have gone in a hole other direction........Then again, this is mucho so, Who knows.....
11 years ago
I have had some sick twisted thoughts but this one is the worst. And I thought that time I fucked a retard was bad. Man this would be great! My dream of the double dirty sanchez can come true! And I can even invite three friends over for a fivesome ! Five holes!!!But in all seriousness, they are in high school? I wonder if that is a mission at their school? Be the first to slay the two headed dragon with your meat sword.
11 years ago
The time I fucked a retard was awesome, but don't tell umm I said that, he'll want me to fuck him again.
11 years ago
Umm's the word......I mean mums the word.
11 years ago
we're all going to hell for this...well...except for me. =]
11 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

Just read the thing and all your questions about fucking underage girls will be answered
11 years ago
Acyually, i think they deserve a medal just for getting this far in life. Us normo's will never have any idea at all about how to deal with a situation such as this. And it's not just about relationships either, how about their jobs later in life? They have separate goals in life but one of them is cursed never to acheive them.
11 years ago
Nice link. They turn 17 in March, which makes them fair game in all but 11 or 12 states. Hell, last I checked, they're legal right now in about 30 states. For almost 3 years now in Iowa and South Carolina.
11 years ago
Some stats from the wikipedia entry on them.

2 heads
2 arms -- originally 3, but the short malformed central arm was removed
2 spinal cords and backbones which merge at the pelvis -- surgery corrected scoliosis
3 lungs -- surgery expanded their chest cavity
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system -- medicine taken by either affects both
1 liver
2 stomachs
3 kidneys
1 large intestine
1 small intestine
1 reproductive system
2 legs
11 years ago
Thank you SNIKT.
11 years ago
Weird shit man.
11 years ago
Most people won't acheive their goals in life anyway, at least these ones get to be on TV.
11 years ago
It's NOT OKAY, to walk up to them and randomly headbutt them. However, in the right situation, it's okay for Chuck Norris to Roundhouse kick them swiftly.
11 years ago
what happens if one turns goth?
11 years ago
The other will kill herself in shame.
11 years ago
Never mind goth - imagine one was emo.
11 years ago
im too claustrophobic to be conjoined...i would panic and try to get away from the other head that is ALWAYS going to be next to me...AHHH i cant even THINK about it.
11 years ago
So, would having sex with conjoined girls be considered manage-a-trois? I guess they could pair up with a guy with 2 dicks (or a hermaphrodite for interesting results) for double blowjobs all around...
11 years ago
That's fucking morbid shit
11 years ago
This from a guy called "Rotten".....
11 years ago
and ? and that's from a guy called "supernova"
11 years ago
Proof there is no god.

But I would still hit it. Seriously, they are pretty cute. You know its going to happen. The dude will be like the Christopher Columbus of sex. ..or maybe the Capt. Kirk of sex.
11 years ago
He'll seek out strange, new lifeforms and boldly go where no man has gone before?
11 years ago
Captain Kirk was the Captain Kirk of sex.
11 years ago
He's a pioneer man.... and he'll boldly come where no man has come before !!
11 years ago
This has to be a near record for number of comments, so I'm going to add one more.
11 years ago
Commenting just to comment? What? Are you Ornajeboom now?
11 years ago
you motherfucker..
11 years ago
LOL
11 years ago
we've gotta get oranje drunk again, he's funny as shit when he's not acting like himself. :P
11 years ago
Fuck all you guys, it's almost up to 100 now.
11 years ago
Reminds me of what a comedian said "Say you decide to go out with Jenni on a date, do you have to buy Michael dinner as well? I mean, I dont mind buying her an appetizer 'Heres some cheese sticks little midget' And then say things are going well, all things considered, and you decide to continue this at home, what then? Youre in bed, doing your thing when all of a sudden, the midget starts getting naked 'Hey little midget...whatre you doing?...*licks his finger and begins to diddle her*
11 years ago
one could rap while the other did beatbox accompaniment.
11 years ago
do they have sex with each other
11 years ago
What if one of the heads wanted to commit suicide with a gun to the head? Would the other head get charged with murder? Would it go to jail with a dead head on it's shoulder? What if one of them killed someone? Would the other head get executed or go to jail too? Isn't that double jeopardy for the same crime? Can you put an innocent head into prison like that? The questions boggle my brain cell.
11 years ago
Gives the term "giving head" a whole new meaning.
11 years ago
Lol I wonder what one will do when the other dies....will she have the head removed or have this horrid zombie looking head thing hanging...........so gross.
11 years ago
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