and a happy new year

If she feels like shit now, wait till she realizes there are 5 christmas balls missing...

common bitch get up, you only had one shot.. god damn.

hah at first it looked like she was missing a leg

Shit. I told my sister not to go to that party with those guys. She has enough kids born in September.

is this Nicole Richie right before she got her DUI?

Does this guy have really good balance, or did he get out a ladder to take this pic. I'd hit it, but it looks like someone got there first.

...mum?

thats my ex, and she is actually farely sober in that pic.

ay call Photoshop! unless gravity has changed th' rules, th' balls are hangin' on th' tree sideways, an' liquor bottles fly. (or th' pic is sideways, or sumptin'- this pic is jus' too weird.)

see it was really the camera man that was drunk...