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Best Sounding Porn Noise EVER!

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You guys should get a kick out of this one.

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by yak

submitted December 22nd 2006

51 comments
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comments (51)
Ahhh, good old goatse. Why don't we see if we can fit ummm up there?
11 years ago
tis the season.
11 years ago
but ur supposed to take the shit out...not put it in!
11 years ago
AWESOME MORE AND LONGER *FAP*FAP*FAP*
11 years ago
Oops, it a man...Wow Man Fisting, sick
11 years ago
It is? Well then... fap fap fap
11 years ago
hahahaha i second that lol
11 years ago
yuck!
11 years ago
Echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echoooo....
11 years ago
Holly Stevens HATES clown porn.
11 years ago
I hate you yak.
11 years ago
For the 5th (6th?) time in two days... I hate you, Yak. Sometimes.
11 years ago
FUCK, you guys really hate us lately...
11 years ago
Wow... You think he even knows when he takes a shit now? I wonder if he's ever tried to take a shit and I dunno, HIS FUCKING GUTS SPILLED OUT...
11 years ago
or he doesn't take shits the shits just kinda you know have their own freedom to go and come when they want...it's like not strict parents...loose asshole and not strict parents are the same thing! cheese and bread grimace!
11 years ago
Yak tomorrow, you and deja, only post kittens and sexy porn. Uhh.....nasty.
11 years ago
i saw some cute hamster and bunny rabbit pictures... would those be okay? :P
11 years ago
YES WATCH THE BUNNIES BEAN THEMSELVES!!! lmao...
11 years ago
im mustardcunt
11 years ago
You shut up.
11 years ago
yakty yak dont come back
11 years ago
OK, some one obviously has to spell this out for you. It's Yaks site. Therefore, if Yak doesn't come back, the site wouldn't continue onward. Please be more creative w/ your posts. This site caters to intelligent, witty and sometimes vulgar humor. We don't just say "Yak's a fag" or "bubble yum yum". Grow up or get the fuck out.
11 years ago
supernova, your offically my new hero
11 years ago
actually, supernova's only half right. just get the fuck out.
11 years ago
supernova takes it in the bum. yep. fact
11 years ago
Yawn........Umm you tre getting tired........Yawn.
11 years ago
But, if you can come here w/ something better than Nova takes it in the bum, in the immortal words of Val Kilmer, I'm your Huckelberry!
11 years ago
HuckelBerry kinda sounds like Knuckle bury, which is what we saw the in video...

Does this mean Supernova = the dude in the vid? You decide...
11 years ago
my verdict is, no that wasnt supernova in the video. however, it is an activity supernova pursues. often. actually very often. if you are interested to see what supernova looks like, then look at the pictures section. the picture of the guys boning eachother. supernova is 3rd from left. and in fron of him is kaigan. and the last guy we believe is yakty yak. but we are still working on that.
11 years ago
nice one...no really that made me laugh umm, keep it up! I don't mind being persued by a, correct me if im wrong, 9 year old? Your childish words REALLY don't have any effect on me or any other people you are TRYING to offend on this sight, really, it just makes you seem smaller in the way i see it. No one really gives a shit what you think and we all think that your just a pestelence that hasn't aged to the point of your balls dropping, don't we everyone? If you let everyone post you'll probably get the picture of how we feel about you.Everyone, post about your thoughts of umm in this thread please! Also everyone have a great Christmas! *Ahem* Besides you umm...
11 years ago
I have something that could top ANYTHING shown here. I should upload that..heh heh heh.
11 years ago
is it better then someone taking wire cutters and cutting the head off of their penis?
11 years ago
Oh yes, very much yes.
11 years ago
Ooh, I want to see the ultimate piece of internet goodness!
11 years ago
SUBMITTED!! Let's see them on the next update yak.
11 years ago
So... Considering this much stretch can't happen overnight, do you have to wake up one day and say: "My dream is to best the man on goatse, for then I will be the ultimate human being!" and then actually aspire to that goal? This has got to take some time and energy.
11 years ago
And lube, and painkillers, and a total lack of caring what the rest of the human race thinks of you.
11 years ago
One would think after all the trouble of doing this he would be proud of the accomplishment, and want to show and tell people. How would you bring this up in an average conversation?
11 years ago
How about "Look what I can do."
11 years ago
if i could do this, i would probably wear assless pants everywhere. and sit on every surface possible.
11 years ago
Ohh yeah, like you don't do that already...
11 years ago
I didn't hear much
11 years ago
Think that noise your foot makes if you step in really deep mud, and then pull your foot out.
11 years ago
For some reason I ended up missing the original goatse related posts on here from long ago (granted that isn't excatly a bad thing) but someone must have inquired to the fact he seems to lack genitalia almost entirely?...that being of course if this is actually the "original"
11 years ago
for the love of all that is "holey" sew that stinking gash up, it looked infected and gangreened.
11 years ago
another "bait'n'switch", eh, yak?
11 years ago
hey i always wondered why people were afraid of clowns...so now i know!!!






and knowing is half the battle!
11 years ago
hey sweet, muchosucko videos work on the Nintendo Wii webbrowser! hell yeah
11 years ago
lol yeah they do.... but the site is probably a pain in the ass to navigate tho no?
11 years ago
Nope, it wasn't bad at all...I think YouTube is more of a pain in the ass to use the MS. Flash cartoons work too!
11 years ago
^^ to use "then" MS...
11 years ago
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