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The Real Ring

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You will die in 7 days after watching this clip if you don't send it to someone else.

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by yak

submitted December 21st 2006

55 comments
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i can't wait 7 days to die after seeing this
11 years ago
Ok, so what's up with the posts today? Jesus yak, it's christmas time, not bloody penis mutilation day.
11 years ago
today is my dedication to "umm"
you all get to enjoy the videos i hand picked for today.
11 years ago
majority of the pics are also part of the dedication. i could have done all penis mutilation, but gave you a few off in the christmas spirit :P
11 years ago
well jesus i hope "umm" is enjoying these posts today, because im not =(
11 years ago
they get better as you go on....
11 years ago
God damn it yak! and you too deja! But most of all Damn it umm!! How am I supposed to masterbate w/ that stuck in my skull!?
11 years ago
^^^ Hit yourself with a hammer, and get underway with the fapping.
11 years ago
Good advice. Thanx
11 years ago
It's NOT Penis Mutilation Day? Damnit, when's that then, am I thinking of January?
11 years ago
hey the pictures dont work for me. something about rails?
11 years ago
read the admin message at the top of the main page much? :P
11 years ago
what did umm do to deserve this?
11 years ago
hey don't give me shit about not reading. it's not my fault i've got serious retinal damage from todays posts.
11 years ago
its supposed to be Deck the Halls NOT dick and balls!
11 years ago
Good way to get a bladder infection, and I'd still rather watch this than shit eating. Oh, and ummm, thanks a fucking lot.
11 years ago
shit eating you say.... *takes notes*
kidding.... NOT
11 years ago
That is the most I have EVER cringed at something...
11 years ago
i suggest you watch mr driller then.
11 years ago
I was curious after seeing the pic now this is a type whilst watch wideo..
11 years ago
wow wow fuckin wow string was a surprise but pins!!!
11 years ago
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, says, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and then pukes. and then recovers and then keeps watching the videos hoping for some miracle of a video with atleast a boob or pube from a punny.
11 years ago
Oh man. I was gone for a bit and this happens!...nice.
11 years ago
did your power go out?
11 years ago
umm says:
i have a feeling the fuckers at dumpalink.com or yourdailymedia.com are getting shitloads of viewers becuase of yak and dejas woderful selerection of videos.
11 years ago
They are quite wonderful. Thats why I come here all the time. ^_^
11 years ago
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THE ABOVE HAS EITHER WASTED YOUR TIME OR UPDATED YOU AND EDUCATED YOU. HOWEVER, IT BEATS WATCHING COCKY COCKS.
11 years ago
Are you a fucking moron? Or are you doing this shit just to annoy the nice folks here?
11 years ago
I would say shut it you fuckin cunt but today i will say thank you
11 years ago
cocky cocks? fuck off, wanker!

oh and the green rope was mingin'
11 years ago
after supernova shouts the above, he storms the dinner table and goes off to his room, and does some art. i say he is a batty boy chi chi boy
11 years ago
UMM, You are too repetitive and childish to to ever, EVER go head to head with a grown-up. Now go finish sticking those fire-crackers up your ass; dip-shit!!
11 years ago
ok
11 years ago
Love how he went through it like a boring routine.
11 years ago
Yaaa! Hare has an avatar now! nice boobies and bunny!
11 years ago
those are her bobbies
11 years ago
Ok I was fine until the hot wax, then I cracked.
11 years ago
yea me to HOLY SHIT WTF KINDA MOVIE IS THIS!?
11 years ago
erm, thats is some really nasty shit...sorry but the second time i watched it i had to post again
11 years ago
These are the guys we should be sending overseas. If they get captured and tortured, they won't be talking.
11 years ago
lol nice observation!
11 years ago
you muther fucking, fucking fuck, why did you ruin my day with all this cock and ball meat grinding. you fucking fuck, i'm going to become a monk and never look at my cock again. fucking fuck, i'm an enoch now, my dick shriveled up into my ass.
11 years ago
Does that make you gay or asexual? Worms are asexual.
11 years ago
you know, i've been thinking, why all the cock hating recently, lets see some pussy lip mashing, skewering, slicing and burning for a change, i'm all for equal opportunity mutalation.
11 years ago
because men are bad! Women are good..see?
11 years ago
Can't we just see hot chicks cumming?
11 years ago
hahahahahahaha that's why i love this site. it's trick videos that keep you interested like A Lava lamp. lol we all could've easily said ughh...wire...penis..enough...but no!! we're all like "What's next!!!"

true muchosucko'ers lol
11 years ago
that made my dick hurt
11 years ago
Damn... Remember when it was considered extreme and taboo for a dude to shove a rubber dick up his ass?
... Everytime I see one of these it makes me ashamed to be a memeber of the male sex...

Nah, just kidding, god I love this crap!!!
11 years ago
It's not taboo anymore? Does this mean I'm suddenly normal?
11 years ago
NO, and NO.
11 years ago
LOL
11 years ago
where did all these new people come from? Saying, "Owe mah gawd, dat so gross, ahhhhh."? I mean, you don't go to Ogrish.com (or however that's spelled) and expect to see candy and happiness! Oh wait...
11 years ago
You reffering to me Captain? I've been lurking Mucho for like a good month or two and decided to ball up and register.
Sad I didn't get here before the Umm thing started, because I fear i'll be the one the pack turn on next.
11 years ago
meh, no worse than a bird with a clit hood piercing.
11 years ago
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