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Rebecca The Human Can Opener

Wow, this didn't surprise me ONE bit when I found out they are from Saskatoon (where I grew up)... I guess their dream is to get on David Letterman's "Stupid Human Tricks" sketch. I just don't fully understand how you would learn you have this "ability"...

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by yak

submitted December 11th 2006

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fear her mouthfapping you...
11 years ago
don't want her near your cock.
11 years ago
Hmmm
11 years ago
Thats not how you open a beer dumbasses
11 years ago
keep yer durty teeth aboot as fer away from my cock as you can get it
11 years ago
She has to be wearin a grill made by paul wall specifically designed for that purpose.
11 years ago
toontown is fun
11 years ago
Never let her near her manhood unless you're willing to forefit it.
11 years ago
I'd like to open her can. With my teeth. And drink the beer out of it. I don't know where I'm going with this...
11 years ago
what the hell...damn...i better up my health insurance coverage because the next time i get drunk i will probably try this.
11 years ago
how the fuck did she do that? she probably knawed the top off like a beaver.. i mean, you cant seperate the top and can by hand, it has a double fold in it..
11 years ago
fap fap fap :(
11 years ago
well... just tried this...... and i've been spitting blood up for about 30 minutes since shaving off half of my front gums.... THANKS INTERNET
11 years ago
fap fap fap
11 years ago
what a talent! I bet her mom is real proud.
11 years ago
how much is one of those? i want one!
11 years ago
wow
its not that hard
she isnt biting through metal
the can is made up of 2 pieces of metal, not including the poptop-thing
all you have to do is loosen the edge of it and it'll come off easy
11 years ago
um.... did you watch it? its obviously sheared through the tin can...
11 years ago
"just loosen the edge"? as i said, it has a double fold. you could never loosen that with your mouth.
11 years ago
and yak is right ofcourse.
11 years ago
when it comes to beer.. yak is always right.
11 years ago
What does she use to brush her teeth, an angle grinder?
11 years ago
when i was younger i could open a can with my teeth, but i had to bite it slowly with my fang, took me 15 min. This girl however just open the can with ease, she must have some sharp ass fang.
11 years ago
o yea shes cute, kinda fat, but kute. :p
11 years ago
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