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The Venus 2

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AKA The Manfapulator 5700

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by yak

submitted December 10th 2006

29 comments
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haha.. intense testicle shaking..
11 years ago
I am both curious and repulsed. And curious. Wow!
11 years ago
Was that last bit REALLY nessary? And refunds?? Oh lord...
11 years ago
Ew ew ew, a "reconditioning fee". I guess that sounds better than "a fee to clean out your dried up jizz that is jamming the mechanisim up".
11 years ago
my thoughts exactly.
11 years ago
seems like too much work as opposed to just using your han.. I mean girlfriend, yeah.....
11 years ago
remember...you don't need a partner!
11 years ago
im really into the 'anti-gravity capability'
11 years ago
That thing really sucks.
11 years ago
I need to re write my letter to santa claus...
11 years ago
"anywhere, anytime"?? I don't think they would appreciate this at the supermarket.
11 years ago
Heh I was thinking of someone using it at church. "HALLALUJA BROTHA!"
11 years ago
Wouldn't it be classier than just whacking it at church. I mean, at least you keep your hands free to do other shit.
11 years ago
That means that, somewhere, someone is using a "reconditioned" one.
11 years ago
hahahah
11 years ago
did he start bleading in the end
of the video ? mbi i get me one
11 years ago
holy crap! now i know what i'm getting my mom for xmas!!
11 years ago
holy christ 400 strokes a minute...Thats pretty much twice as fast as any human being would ever normally experience...
11 years ago
thats almost 7 faps a SECOND.............
11 years ago
needless to say i lol'd
11 years ago
I'll just use my fleshlight....thank you!!
11 years ago
Wow, that music really set the mood.
11 years ago
was it me or does it look like his dick waving alittle crazy there.....
11 years ago
Reminds me of that one animated "Heavy Metal" movie where the guy could pay a little for a fish or alot of a fancy machine to bone
11 years ago
ohh, made in the usa, that makes it not creepy
11 years ago
Why in the hell don't they get someone with at least a decent sized cock? Judging by the size of that thing, mine wouldn't fit!

I'm not King Dong or anything, but I'm not 6" either....

and Macaroo...do you have any feedback on the fleshlight? Those holes look like pencil holes...I don't get it!
11 years ago
my favorite thing is when guys talk about the size of their wang and how massive, yet not massive it is, next favorite would be the phrase 'i don't hate gay people, and i'm not homophobic, as long as they don't try to hit on or have sex with me'
11 years ago
bah... my massive 3 inches would never fit in there!
11 years ago
full two yr. warrenty... most marriages dont last that long..
9 years ago
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