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How to Kill Someone!

Motherfucking Splinter Cell style!

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by yak

submitted December 6th 2006

23 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (23)
I think that those moves would end up a little differently on the battle field.
11 years ago
not if your enemy cooperates...
11 years ago
Yeah, like painting red x's on your critical areas.
11 years ago
I agree johnny, on the battlefield their putting everything they've got to attacking and defending so it looks a whole lot cooler times a nice struggle
10 years ago
yea the moves wouldnt work always as like in trainig, but still they are usefull,
btw, god or someone save us all from asians.
11 years ago
Save us?? Save me, and bring me more!
11 years ago
All that shit looks a lot harder than just kicking them in the balls.
11 years ago
I think the twisty neck method would be much more preferable to getting shot.
11 years ago
you shoulda just used that weird face in your cats chest in that one pic as your avatar ;)
11 years ago
But what do you do if they have a banana?
11 years ago
don't herrings work against bananas? or am i remembering wrong :/
11 years ago
You're conflating Holy Grail and Flying Circus (TV show) I think. I believe the counter to a banana is a pistol.
11 years ago
wasnt that the pointed stick?!
11 years ago
They should just watch the LAPD in action
11 years ago
They forgot to teach them the BRAINU BUSTAAAAAAA!!!!!
11 years ago
after trying to put an avatar on for a while.. yes I feel like killing someone and I need some instructions.. and I still have not got the pic avatar on aaaaahhh!!! its to small , its too big, its too small, its too big aaahhh!!! hahahahahahhaa
11 years ago
god... send me the picture you want and i'll resize it for you :P
11 years ago
kool dejavu, I don't have one now ..LOL. But I send it to u when I have it.
11 years ago
me! me! me! can ay send ye a pic t' resize?! ay've been havin' th' same problem?! *wahhhh*!
11 years ago
Hahah the neck breaking shit is pure hollywood. You know how many muscles, tendons and other stuff you have in your neck? I would rather use my bicep to hit their jugular and then hold it to cut off the blood supply after they are unconscious.
11 years ago
give me a serrated knife tyvm.
11 years ago
I'm not a racist, thats whats so insane about this!!!
11 years ago
That was some cool shit. Alas, I must be leaving now. Fare the well Muchosucko, it's been a gas. Maybe someday you niggers will design a site that doesn't suck.

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

Niggers.






Chris Burke
11 years ago
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