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3 armed baby

I bet this kid masturbates 3 times as much as a normal kid.

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by DejaVu

submitted May 31st 2006

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3 armed baby
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holy shit its gorro! did i spell that right?
11 years ago
Who cares if you spelled it right... It was damn funny. --- It's too bad they're going to lop off one of the extra arms.
11 years ago
too bad he cant use it
11 years ago
when he's older... he can jack off and type a comment on here at same time. He will rule us all!
11 years ago
Haha... That'd be great, Fabreeze. But his nervous system won't support 3 arms.
11 years ago
nice sweet price goro
11 years ago
damnit it ass you beat me too it
11 years ago
it's ganesh!
11 years ago
just imagine all the custom clothes he would have to buy... itll cost him an ARM and a leg! (figured this would be an oportune time to say a cheesy joke)
11 years ago
yeah yourright thye gonna lop it off, which sucks. i mean look at society today, when something is ''abnormal'' we label it as disgusting and repulsive. we never accept anything new , and when something new DOES happen, we cut it off, or stop it from gorwing or whatnot. we are preventing evolution from icnreasing the ability of man. I WANT POWERS GODAMNIT!
11 years ago
^^^ummmm, how 'bout no. Birth defects are not related to evolution. Evolution only occurs when the species has to adapt to different living conditions.
11 years ago
How bout FAKE?
11 years ago
wikkawikka, thats the most incorrect thing ive ever heard in my life. evolution is based on spontanious mutation and THEN selection. all animals show spontanious mutations to some degree, the ones taht help them survive and mate get passed down. look it up, its true<br>
also, HelloImBiziagh cutting his arm off doesnt change his dna. if this is a genetic mutation its in his genes, itll be in his sperm, and his kids.<br>
and HareTrinity, why would you think his brain wont support a third arm? its totally possible
11 years ago
i think he's going to be in x-men 4
11 years ago
@wikkawikka uuummmmm how 'bout yes. Birth defects ARE related to evolution, since the whole evolution is based on mutation, dickwad!
11 years ago
and evolution does NOT only take place when a species has to adapt to other living conditions, it takes place all the time. remember the term 'survival of the fittest' ? or natural selection?
11 years ago
I was gonna say something about wikkas comment....but people have already beaten me to it...so instead....
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This is that asian james bond kid from the Goonies. Except this time, hes been upgraded! Instead of a fake arm that punches people, he now has a real one!
11 years ago
Gah, science on Mucho again... This looks like a mutation caused by excessive radiation, but it doesn't mean he has 5 useable limbs because it won't have been linked up properly whilst he was forming. Vertebrates have 4 limbs max, his brain would have to be dramatically different to support 5. If he COULD use it then yes, I'm sure he'd get to keep it.
11 years ago
Mutation occurs continuously, but with no huge results unless given dramatic conditions and a few million years. Deformities can be caused by things like inbreeding and generally include losing bits of the anatomy (toes, etc) rather than gaining.
11 years ago
Another explanation is the whole conjoined twins thing; that might have nearly been his brother before he absorbed him. Ew.
11 years ago
He'll be one killer foosball player
11 years ago
you ppl have been watching to much x-men
11 years ago
that extra arm will come in handy
11 years ago
Come on, he's talent is wasted if he doesn't take up boxing. No-one will ever see one of his left hooks coming.
11 years ago
They'll amputate the smaller arm and all he'll have is a scar.
11 years ago
It is a shame that he won't be able to keep the arm. Regarding the number of limbs our brain can handle - we really don't know that - it's all speculation. They once believed the human hear could not hear more than four notes at the same time. We know more about how our computer machines work than we do our own body machines. Mutations do happen all of the time to the human animal. The fact that we walk up right is one and here's the best one - our brain was able to grow because of a mutation which moved our jaw muscles from the crown of our skull to the side. This mutation allowed our brain cavity to enlarge and our brain followed. This is why our jaw does not look like an ape or gorilla. They still have their jaw muscles connected to their skull crown. - Discussions regarding science on Mucho are cool in my book. I like the change from 'Fuck your country',' Shuddup nigger','No, you shut up redneck!'...Etc.
11 years ago
CAN YOU SAY MULTI TASKER!?!? THIS WILL BE THE FASTEST TYPING ASIAN IN THE WORLD...HOLY SHIT WERE ALL GOING TO BE PUT OUT OF JOBS!!!!
11 years ago
ah i didnt even see dovriots post towards wikkawikka..

but how about the chinese man with two mouths. he had control of both of em, although the extra mouth wasnt independent from the normal one.
11 years ago
^^^ Dude, that was a Batman comic. It wasn't real. :P
11 years ago
^lmfao! .. Someone should tell that kid's mom to stop smoking crack and fucking her dad/brother/cousin/son? ... poor chinese baby, they should feed it to a shark.
11 years ago
haretrinity, im not saying his arm is useable, im just saying there is nothing that says its not possible. the brain is one of the few things that can evolve during life.<br>
also it doesnt take millions of years. its only one birth for a mutation to spread. it would take longer for it to become a new species though.<br>
but on the topic of inbreeding. since everyone has small recessive mutations, when relatives mate they are more likely to share the same mutations, and thus they are more likely to show up.<br>
but i agree, this is probably an undeveloped conjoined twin. but its not absorption, its just since they develope from the same egg, they start already attached. and they they only develope to a certain point
11 years ago
Think of his major league baseball career. Left handed pitcher. Gets tired, just switch to the other left hand. Worth a mint! I think Topps would pay big cash to print his rookie card in next year's set.
11 years ago
I agree with dovriot for once. and does manicmania just try to be as shocking possible all the time? Cuz, that's not enough sweetheart, it has to be funny too, or you end up sounding moronic.
11 years ago
I figure it'll be the outside one that gets lopped, it just seems to hang there and there is something wrong with the elbow. The other two are the same size and seem to be working.
11 years ago
i´d hit it...with it´s own severed arm!

oh god, that was wrong on so many levels...i´m proud!
11 years ago
Dammit the first thing I thought of was Gorro and that's the first comment!
11 years ago
oh no!, ammonia.. I can't believe you figured that I'm a moron. shit, I bet next you're gonna discover my hideous picture...
11 years ago
btw.. htf is what I said shocking?
11 years ago
nobody noticed the fact that his left nipple arm will forever have arm pit sweat all over it?
11 years ago
GORO! FINISH HIM!
11 years ago
Dovriot; good points, but I think gaining control of a new limb would be a hugely difficult step, I'm not sure the brain develops much in those areas. If it does, then I WANT A PREHENSILE TAIL, DAMNIT! But that aside; saying he absorbed it isn't too far off and makes him sound evil, and it's weird it formed 1 whole arm and nothing else anyway.
11 years ago
Thats not Goro...its Motaro!
11 years ago
HareTrinity; it might be difficult, but look at the dude from def leppard, he replaced his missing arm functions with his feet and his remaining arm, imagine what his brain could do with MORE options instead of LESS options. and exactely animals with prehensile tails would have "more than four" limbs no?<br>
its about as wierd as identical twins, or any kind of conjoined twin.<br>
also did you know most children that are born with tumors, the tumors when opened contain hair and teeth and shit like that, so its the same idea
11 years ago
no goro was cool.. motaro sucks
11 years ago
Mutations come from in-breeding, clear example is the reasons some breeds of dogs are prone to certain medical conditions, bread from the same stock years an years ago.
Same with alot of the royals through history had medical conditions, they kept marrying family members to keep their "noble blue blood" as they called it.
If anyone traced back through their dna there will be some in breeding somewhere along the ancestral line, garunteed.
11 years ago
thats just not true<br>
as ive already explained
the mutations are already their in recessive genes
11 years ago
i can always count on fabreez to make me laugh
11 years ago
if he could use all three arms than that would be straight bad ass.
11 years ago
fucking cool
11 years ago
future world dodgeball champ
11 years ago
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